Wasting away again in Loserville-(all welcome to grab an adult beverage and come in)

[LaraK]

Help me!!!!

I'm in Girl Scout hell!!!

I'm trapped in a leader meeting...I feel my brain melting...melting...mellltttingggg!!!

 

[Mom2Satan&Daisy]

Help me!!!!

I'm in Girl Scout hell!!!

I'm trapped in a leader meeting...I feel my brain melting...melting...mellltttingggg!!!

sorry. Thankfully, I was smart enough not to volunteer for any of that stuff. I was close to being cookie mom last year. Thankfully ,I was late to that meeting.

 

[JimmyPicker]

Can someone get the mop and clean Laras brain up?

Oh, wait...we're Losers. We don't mop.

But! I can call your cell phone and you can pretend it's an "emergency" so you can leave in a hurry!

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Great. Now I want cookies. Thanks Lara.

 

[Mkrop]

Can someone get the mop and clean Laras brain up?

Oh, wait...we're Losers. We don't mop.

But! I can call your cell phone and you can pretend it's an "emergency" so you can leave in a hurry!

Does the Swiffer Sweeper count?

 

[JimmyPicker]

Does the Swiffer Sweeper count?

That totally counts!

 

[LaraK]

Ooooo....I LOVE my swiffer wet jet...it's like cleaning, but not! A Loser must have invented that...wait, scratch that, losers don't have initiative...a loser must have thought of that, mentioned it in front of a winner and the winner pattented it and made a fortune.

I've escaped from Hell. Now I'm home eating dinner. It consists of chips and dip. I may top it off with some ice cream.

 

[JimmyPicker]

Sounds like a perfect dinner, Lara!

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Glad you survived, Lara. I still want cookies.

Oh, and I second the love of a Swiffer Wet Jet. Genius, I tellz ya!

 

[mdrob214]

Um, well...I guess age 4 has it's advantages...maybe.

And then they turn 8 and you think they must be teenagers! So far, my DD has been an easy teen but I think I'm in for it with DS. It shouldn't be that way, but it is!

Does the Swiffer Sweeper count?

Um, yeah! Hellm, my floor wouldn't get 'cleaned' very often without it

I've escaped from Hell. Now I'm home eating dinner. It consists of chips and dip. I may top it off with some ice cream.

Yummy. Now I want chips and dip. Think DH will go get them for me?

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Page 5, people, PAGE 5! I know we are Losers and all, but really...

Got up early this am and shoveled the snow--THEN the plows came by, so I gotta head back out and redo the bottom of the driveway.

Got some bargains while I was out today, too, like a $3 bag of my favorite Caribou coffee. I got the Reindeer blend. It's seasonal and I am fairly sure it is not made from real reindeer, but it is YUMMY! Can't wait to finish my current bag so that I can start that one!

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Just stopping in. I went target today.
I was very painless

 

[MNFootballMommy]

I went to Target as well--not so painless. That $10 off your purchase of $100 or more did not help as much as I had hoped.

 

[mdrob214]

hey! I need to go to Target. I hope my trip is painless.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

It's Target--I think the pain is implied... Their symbol is a bullseye--on your WALLET!

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

It's Target--I think the pain is implied... Their symbol is a bullseye--on your WALLET!

no I spent 29.00 dollars and that was from a gift card.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Don't worry, Shay. I covered your end...and mine!

 

[LaraK]

The target is on your end? The rear one?

So, do I look different to all of you?

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Yes, I noticed your big hair earlier today. Why is it green?

Don't go talking about the target on my rear end, either. The Target is on my wallet--in my purse. My rear end is a whole other issue...

 

[Mkrop]

DS11 is in the shower singing "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" at the top of his lungs.

Just shoot me now!