Wasting away again in Loserville-(all welcome to grab an adult beverage and come in)

[MNFootballMommy]

Winner DH wrote (*ahem* typed) this list for me.

Doesn't he know I have slacking to do?

 

[Mom2Satan&Daisy]

I'm bored

 

[LaraK]

I'm sorry.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

I have a list that could keep you busy...jes' sayin'...

 

[mdrob214]

Stop writing lists! They are the only evidence of what you should have gotten done today and a nagging reminder of what you never got to yesterday Remember the loser motto: What you have not accomplished today can be put off till tomorrow or the next day or the next day or well until you forget you had to do it

Says "Ms Winner"

Winner DH wrote (*ahem* typed) this list for me.

Doesn't he know I have slacking to do?

Doesn't he know that's just not smart? Never leave a list for me--that's a way to make sure I do nothing! I'm onery that way.

Around here my kids know better than to say they are bored. I hand them a duster and tell them to go.

Still haven't gone shopping. Somebody needs to give me a kick in the butt so I get to the mall.

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Says "Ms Winner"

Hey I said send the wacky wagon

Doesn't he know that's just not smart? Never leave a list for me--that's a way to make sure I do nothing! I'm onery that way.

Around here my kids know better than to say they are bored. I hand them a duster and tell them to go.

Still haven't gone shopping. Somebody needs to give me a kick in the butt so I get to the mall.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Ahhhh! Surprise laundry!

Kiddo had an accident and now the bathroom rugs need to be washed. Guess pee is better than puke, so I will count my blessings?

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Ahhhh! Surprise laundry!

Kiddo had an accident and now the bathroom rugs need to be washed. Guess pee is better than puke, so I will count my blessings?

And pee is better than poop

 

[MNFootballMommy]

"Today is not naked day." <---I had to use this phrase today.

And DH isn't even here!

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Morning Losers!

Busy day today--DH will be home tonight, so I need to make it look like I did something besides sit in the Lounge while he was gone...

 

[mdrob214]

Morning Losers!

Busy day today--DH will be home tonight, so I need to make it look like I did something besides sit in the Lounge while he was gone...

I'll be doing that tomorrow when minee comes home

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

You know with me being home from work for the last 5 months my house should be spotless. But it is not even close

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Ummm...Shay? I've been a SAHM for three years now and my house isn't close to spotless either. It's just not a goal of mine, I guess...

Oh, crud. That reminds me...gotta scrub the toilets...

 

[mdrob214]

Ummm...Shay? I've been a SAHM for three years now and my house isn't close to spotless either. It's just not a goal of mine, I guess...

Oh, crud. That reminds me...gotta scrub the toilets...

And I have been a SAHM for almost 15 years--my house doesn't look like it though. Hello--LOSER here!

 

[JimmyPicker]

Am I a bad Loser to say I wish the house were clean?

I mean, as long as someone else does it?

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Jimmy, it's even better if you don't have to PAY said person to clean it...

 

[mdrob214]

Am I a bad Loser to say I wish the house were clean?

I mean, as long as someone else does it?

As long as you aren't asking me to do it for you.

DH comes home tomorrow afternoon so I have to make it look like I did nothing all week. Think he'll buy that?

We had an interesting conversation tonight. I was on my way home from scouts and saw a warning light on in the van. It's only 6 months old so it's the 1st time I've seen it. Anyway--turns out the air pressure is low and he wants me to check all the tires. I reply that I only really know how to do that in theory since I've only done it (maybe) once. I tell him that's what I got married for--so someone else could do it. he says I need to know. I told him it's like him and his dirty underwear. He knows how to wash it in theory, but that's why he got married--so I'll do it. I have informed him that he should know how to wash his drawers, therefore I won't have to do a week's worth when he gets home!

 

[JimmyPicker]

I pull that stuff with hubby too, Denise!

I say what the heck did I get married for if it's not to have someone take out the trash, cut the grass, and take care of the care?

If I have to do it myself, there was no use in getting married! That's what I have you for!

Then I hear about, what if he's not around, what happens to me when he's gone?

 

[It's A Happy Day]

I pull that stuff with hubby too, Denise!

I say what the heck did I get married for if it's not to have someone take out the trash, cut the grass, and take care of the care?

If I have to do it myself, there was no use in getting married! That's what I have you for!

Then I hear about, what if he's not around, what happens to me when he's gone?

Um helllloooooooooooo, thats what the hot 20-somthing maintenance man/landscaper is for

DH keeps telling me he wants a pool. I tell him IF we get a pool then I get an 18 year old pool boy with it

 

[JimmyPicker]

LOL, I just reread what I typed. That should say "take care of the car" not care of the care.

Hmmm, IAHD, I think that's just what I'll say next time. That's what the hot 20 year old making goo-goo eyes at me is for. Good one!