Virtual Shower for rpmdfw - Ending September 24th!

[rpmdfw]

Not a thief! A procurement expert!

One who specializes in "Midnight requisitions"!

I'll keep you in mind for, um, something. Later.

 

[OrlandoMike]

I didn't think that "something" closed till 2am?

My specialty is midnight!

 

[rpmdfw]

I didn't think that "something" closed till 2am?

My specialty is midnight!

I've got NO IDEA what you're talking about!

 

[OrlandoMike]

Not that I have any friends....

But I hear occasionally "something" is quite empty during the day!

 

[starann]

WAHOOOO a PARTY!!!! Good thing I am feeling better!

I'll get the fancy umbrellas.....and I'll get some REALLY big umbrella for those of you in FL....stay safe!

 

[rosiep]

If you're planning a heist I want in. Contrary to the humongous top..I have tiny feet and a stealthy walk.

 

[rpmdfw]

If you're planning a heist I want in. Contrary to the humongous top..I have tiny feet and a stealthy walk.

What was that about a humongous top?

Are we back to the organ jokes again?

 

[starann]

I want a new drink......tropical storm smoothies.....I'll bring the BANANAS!!!

 

[rosiep]

I want a new drink......tropical storm smoothies.....I'll bring the BANANAS!!!

Star is that you in the picture? Impressive girls..puts my humongous top to shame.

 

[rosiep]

What was that about a humongous top?

Are we back to the organ jokes again?

Do the "girls" qualify as organs?

 

[starann]

Yes Rosie...that is me....I forgot, in addition to the Banana's I brought Canteloupes!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

They are impressive aren't they (and all real!) Now I'm off the the chiropractor!!!

 

[rpmdfw]

Do the "girls" qualify as organs?

Oh. That's not the kind of humongous top. I was thinking of.

 

[OrlandoMike]

Big top?

Is this hurricane party getting so large I need to rent a circus tent?

 

[rosiep]

Oh. That's not the kind of humongous top. I was thinking of.

It's the only kind I have dear....

Big top?

Is this hurricane party getting so large I need to rent a circus tent?

Honey..this party turned into a circus pages ago.

 

[OrlandoMike]

Honey..this party turned into a circus pages ago.

Oh good, Rosie brought honey!

Organic Mojito anyone?

 

[rpmdfw]

Oh good, Rosie brought honey!

Organic Mojito anyone?

Can you guess the secret ingredient? I'll give you a hint: There's no sugar in a Claude Upson Daquiri!

And yet it's SO sweet . . . .Chocolate Ice Cream!

 

[rosiep]

Oh good, Rosie brought honey!

Organic Mojito anyone?

Drinking my honey? Mike! I'm surprised at you
(how's that for tongue in cheek??)

 

[OrlandoMike]

OMG did we move the party to Upson Downs?

I've got the best story from that place....

Bunny Bixler and I were in the semi-finals - the very semi-finals, mind you - of the ping-pong tournament at the club and this ghastly thing happened. We were both playing way over our heads and the score was 29-28. And we had this really terrific volley and I stepped back to get this really terrific shot. And I stepped on the ping-pong ball! I just squashed it to bits. And then Bunny and I ran to the closet of the game room to get another ping-pong ball and the closet was locked! Imagine? We had to call the whole thing off. Well, it was ghastly. Well, it was just ghastly.

 

[rpmdfw]

OMG did we move the party to Upson Downs?

I've got the best story from that place....

Bunny Bixler and I were in the semi-finals - the very semi-finals, mind you - of the ping-pong tournament at the club and this ghastly thing happened. We were both playing way over our heads and the score was 29-28. And we had this really terrific volley and I stepped back to get this really terrific shot. And I stepped on the ping-pong ball! I just squashed it to bits. And then Bunny and I ran to the closet of the game room to get another ping-pong ball and the closet was locked! Imagine? We had to call the whole thing off. Well, it was ghastly. Well, it was just ghastly.

It's too late to say "Auntie Mame says an olive takes up an awful lot of room in such a small glass", isn't it? (Why didn't I think of that while we were actually talking about olives. *kicks self*)

Hooray! I love when it's time for the Auntie Mame references! NOW it's a party!

 

[OrlandoMike]

Mame: This will calm you down.

Agnes Gooch: Oh, no! Spirits do the most horrible thing to me. I'm not the same person!

Mame: What's wrong with that?

Agnes Gooch: Will it mix with Dr. Pepper?

Mame: He'll love it! Drink!