Virtual Shower for rpmdfw - Ending September 24th!

[rosiep]

Were you wearing your foil hat at the time?

Yes, but that's all I was wearing.

and as to QAF: Queer or not..I'd so do Brian!

 

[wallyb]

Till one of them tags me out ...
Here's some Jello shots to tide us over.

Always room for jello!

And has anyone got a new gift for this bride! PLEASE!
She gets VERRY CRANKY when she's not opening gifts!

 

[jamieandben]

I never quit - let's call it stepping aside-
like when I stepped aside for Rosie (and then she fell down the stairs).

But fear not if Rosie won't pick up the gauntlet -
I get Jamie to do it
I'll lead him around by his ... by his ... I'll lead him around.
He'll do what I say.
Of course your shower will turn in to some amalgam of

and

but with great fried chicken!

Its called a Nipple Ring
Just what are you trying to say?
You don't think country boys cant through a good party?
You need to come down so i can Southernize you Boy.

 

[wallyb]

Its called a Nipple Ring
Just what are you trying to say?
You don't think country boys cant through a good party?
You need to come down so i can Southernize you Boy.

I LOVE when you get all Deliverance on me!

Now get hosting. Chop-chop!
Where do you want these hay bails?
And the jug band will be a bit late.

And I know the bride's been "around the block" a few times -
but do you really think we should call it a Ho-Down?

 

[rpmdfw]

do you really think we should call it a Ho-Down?

It should only be calle d "Ho-Down" if you're going to follow Rosie down the stairs.

Go ahead, stand near the top, and I'll tell you a secret . . .

 

[kingLouiethe1]

It should only be calle d "Ho-Down" if you're going to follow Rosie down the stairs.

Go ahead, stand near the top, and I'll tell you a secret . . .

I'll bring the bean dip!

 

[wallyb]

It should only be calle d "Ho-Down" if you're going to follow Rosie down the stairs.

Go ahead, stand near the top, and I'll tell you a secret . . .

Miss Daisy! - AKA Around the block a few times - you're here!
Doll - go put on these Daisy Dukes and the gingham top.

 

[rpmdfw]

Miss Daisy! - AKA Around the block a few times - you're here!
Doll - go put on these Daisy Dukes and the gingham top.

How many times I've been around the block notwithstanding, I've NEVER worn a gingham top!


And it's been YEARS since I tried to pull off wearing Daisy Dukes.

 

[jamieandben]

I LOVE when you get all Deliverance on me!

Now get hosting. Chop-chop!
Where do you want these hay bails?
And the jug band will be a bit late.

And I know the bride's been "around the block" a few times -
but do you really think we should call it a Ho-Down?

Deliverance?
I'll show you Deliverance take you down to the redneck side of the family and you will hear the BANJOS when you turn off the main road.
Now put those hay bails over in the corner.

 

[wallyb]

Deliverance?
I'll show you Deliverance take you down to the redneck side of the family and you will hear the BANJOS when you turn off the main road.
Now put those hay bails over in the corner.

Well the brides not cooperating as usual!
Got any of that white lightning stuff -
We could get her soused and then into her outfit.

I need to go watch some Beverly Hillbillies
Petticoat Junction and Green Acres -
I'm running out of ideas!
Out of my element.

 

[jamieandben]

Well the brides not cooperating as usual!
Got any of that white lightning stuff -
We could get her soused and then into her outfit.

I need to go watch some Beverly Hillbillies
Petticoat Junction and Green Acres -
I'm running out of ideas!

It's called CORN LICKER
Give her a shot and she'll be in her outfit in no time.

 

[wallyb]

It's called CORN LICKER
Give her a shot and she'll be in her outfit in no time.

Or in it and then out of it for the rest of the night!
Ho-Down!

 

[rpmdfw]

It's called CORN LICKER
Give her a shot and she'll be in her outfit in no time.

A shot? It'll take a HECK of lot more than a shot. I'm no sissy-boy who can't handle his liquor!


And Licker? You brung 'er, so you lick 'er!

 

[jamieandben]

Or in it and then out of it for the rest of the night!
Ho-Down!

A good ho-down in your area is Gays for Patsy.
Look it up

 

[wallyb]

A good ho-down in your area is Gays for Patsy.
Look it up

This can't be right!
We foxtrot ,we box step, we quickstep ... we don't stomp
This is Baaawston for gaaawd sakes!

 

[jamieandben]

This can't be right!
We foxtrot ,we box step, we quickstep ... we don't stomp
This is Baaawston for gaaawd sakes!

They have a good dance team not as good as we were.
We beat them bad in DC one year.
Had a good time with the boston boys.

 

[wallyb]

Had a good time with the Boston boys.

What do you mean by THAT?
We're reserved!
We have decorum!
We're discriminating!

 

[jamieandben]

What do you mean by THAT?
We're reserved!
We have decorum!
We're discriminating!

And they sure can PARTY!!!

 

[kingLouiethe1]

We're reserved!
We have decorum!
We're discriminating!

Discrimination is wrong

Oh look, I brought a gift for the bride!

 

[rpmdfw]

Discrimination is wrong

Oh look, I brought a gift for the bride!

Thank you so much!


But, I don't think Scott will let me keep him.