Virtual Shower for rpmdfw - Ending September 24th!

[wallyb]

Anyone seen the Bride lately?
I think she may have skulked off to the Boyzone's hotel!

Last fling and all that!

 

[rpmdfw]

Anyone seen the Bride lately?
I think she may have skulked off to the Boyzone's hotel!

Last fling and all that!

I'm right here. I posted on this thread yesterday.

And I'm watching you, mister!

Have to make sure you're not around to push me down the stairs.

 

[wallyb]

I'm right here. I posted on this thread yesterday.
And I'm watching you, mister!
Have to make sure you're not around to push me down the stairs.

She Slipped!
I'm not to blamed for her "butter feeties".
She's been half "in the bag" for this whole party!

 

[rpmdfw]

She Slipped!
I'm not to blamed for her "butter feeties".
She's been half "in the bag" for this whole party!

Of course she slipped!

Her feet couldn't maintain any traction after you greased the stairs and then gave her a shove over the edge!

And did you HAVE to use the seven-layer dip to grease the stairs? What are we going to eat with all those chips, now!

 

[wallyb]

Of course she slipped!

Her feet couldn't maintain any traction after you greased the stairs and then gave her a shove over the edge!

And did you HAVE to use the seven-layer dip to grease the stairs? What are we going to eat with all those chips, now!

I didn't use the dip!
I used this tube I found in your night-stand.
What is this stuff? Yummy, wild cherry!

 

[rpmdfw]

I didn't use the dip!
I used this tube I found in your night-stand.
What is this stuff? Yummy, wild cherry!

Um, MY night stand?

YOU'RE hosting this shindig, remember. It's at your house.

So you tell me, what's in there.

 

[OrlandoMike]

Hey everyone look! Wally has video's in his night stand!

 

[wallyb]

Um, MY night stand?
YOU'RE hosting this shindig, remember. It's at your house.
So you tell me, what's in there.

oh yeah!
Right. Silly me.

So this is my Cherry?

I'll just put this away - I may need it later.
But come to think of it -
I got a whole ginormous crate of the stuff from Costco.
Do you want this tube? It's still got some.

 

[wallyb]

Hey everyone look! Wally has video's in his night stand!

That's not my video!
I'm all about DVDs dude.
Catch up will ya!
That must be yours - you can put it next to your Victrola.

 

[rpmdfw]

Do you want this tube? It's still got some.

I think I'll pass, thanks.

 

[wallyb]

I think I'll pass, thanks.

Trust me - you don't "Pass."

 

[rosiep]

Hey Rosie come over here -
Who's that downstairs?

This is just sooooo wrong...
(my hair is longer and my bosom much bigger )

 

[wallyb]

This is just sooooo wrong...
(my hair is longer and my bosom much bigger )

You have it pushed back - so you don't trip ... never mind.

 

[wallyb]

Well I received some

expressions of dissatisfaction from the Bride

about my duties here at the shower
and politely abdicated my hostess responsibilities to Rosie.

Best of luck with that!

But it's Friday! ... So.
As a mere guest - until I'm asked to vacate...
I offer some Friday Dance Party action.

 

[rpmdfw]

Well I received some

expressions of dissatisfaction from the Bride

about my duties here at the shower
and politely abdicated my hostess responsibilities to Rosie.

Best of luck with that!

But it's Friday! ... So.
As a mere guest - until I'm asked to vacate...
I offer some Friday Dance Party action.

My only worries were that you were going to push people down the stairs. Since Rosie has admitted that this is not true, then I have no issues.

I think you're doing a SMASHING job as hostess with the mostess, so I'm not letting you resign.

Thanks again, Wally, for the wonderful shower!

 

[kingLouiethe1]

How long is this shower going on for? When can I go home?

 

[rosiep]

How long is this shower going on for? When can I go home?

It's been going on forever.....I don't even remember where I lived!!!!!

 

[rpmdfw]

How long is this shower going on for? When can I go home?

HELLO! Is it time for the wedding yet? Um, no. So get comfy!

It's been going on forever.....I don't even remember where I lived!!!!!

That's because you were homeless when we found you. We took you in, cleaned you up, fed you, pushed you down the stairs (wally) and you called us fat.

 

[kingLouiethe1]

Aww man, I have too much planning to do to be stuck here until your wedding. I should have known it was odd that this chamber has no windows and no doors

 

[rosiep]

HELLO! Is it time for the wedding yet? Um, no. So get comfy!



That's because you were homeless when we found you. We took you in, cleaned you up, fed you, pushed you down the stairs (wally) and you called us fat.

Oh! Well in that case...hand me a drink and I'll get comfy. But....just what will you do with me after the wedding? Are you and Scott going to adopt me?????DADDY!!!! (or did you want to be "Mom"????)