Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[BRDof3]

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012..



HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.

(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!

(3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.

(4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't getting nuttin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.


(6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.

(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports ... For life.

(8). Crime -- We will adopt the Turkish method, I.e., the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more 'life sentences'. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause.

(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12). The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes ..... Nevertheless....


GOD BLESS AMERICA !


Sincerely, Bill Cosby

 

[2goofycampers]

motorcycle at JD's, this guy built the bike himself

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Okay,,who wants to sign up for a bottle of Jack's best ?
"Jack Daniels Single Barrel" whiskey,,his top of the line beverage !
We get the whole barrel with a plack on the barrel,,with Fort Fiends written on it,,a plack for the wall,,and Fort Fiends will be forever remembered in name in the Single Barrel Member Room at Jack Daniels Distillery .
Each year we'll draw names and a another fiend get to proudly display the Fort Fiends Barrel in their home for a year, until all fiends or the grandchildren/great grandchildren of the fiends have had a turn to proudly display the barrel.

A barrel yields about 240 bottles of whiskey, each bottle with cost (give or take) $44. each (that includes the tax). Each bottle is 750 ml.

Okay. I'm in !

Only 239 more left to sign up !!

 

[clkelley]

I just discovered another cool gizmo on my truck!!! Low Tire Pressure Warning!!

The light came on this morning. I was leaving the dentist and decided to drop by the tire place just to have it checked and sure enough there was a little pin in one of my tires, so I had it repaired!!

That was so cool!!! It probably saved me a flat tire on my way to Indiana this weekend pulling the camper.

 

[DaveInTN]

I just discovered another cool gizmo on my truck!!! Low Tire Pressure Warning!!

The light came on this morning. I was leaving the dentist and decided to drop by the tire place just to have it checked and sure enough there was a little pin in one of my tires, so I had it repaired!!

That was so cool!!! It probably saved me a flat tire on my way to Indiana this weekend pulling the camper.

Nice feature. Don't be surprised this winter if the light comes on some very cold morning. Has happened to me a couple times.

Where you going in Indiana?

 

[clkelley]

Nice feature. Don't be surprised this winter if the light comes on some very cold morning. Has happened to me a couple times.

Where you going in Indiana?

Starve Hollow State Park

http://www.in.gov/dnr/forestry/4819.htm

Meeting up with some fellow T@B owners.

Also stopping on Thursday night at: http://www.nashvillecountryrvpark.com/home.cfm

Just north of Nashville, right off the interstate.

 

[DaveInTN]

Hey, one more post and I will hit 2,000!

I will have to make it something illuminating, thought-provoking and memorable. Unlike my previous 1,999 posts.

Hmm, I need to start thinking. Guess I can't post any more until I come up with something good.

 

[BRDof3]

Okay,,who wants to sign up for a bottle of Jack's best ?
"Jack Daniels Single Barrel" whiskey,,his top of the line beverage !
We get the whole barrel with a plack on the barrel,,with Fort Fiends written on it,,a plack for the wall,,and Fort Fiends will be forever remembered in name in the Single Barrel Member Room at Jack Daniels Distillery .
Each year we'll draw names and a another fiend get to proudly display the Fort Fiends Barrel in their home for a year, until all fiends or the grandchildren/great grandchildren of the fiends have had a turn to proudly display the barrel.

A barrel yields about 240 bottles of whiskey, each bottle with cost (give or take) $44. each (that includes the tax). Each bottle is 750 ml.

Okay. I'm in !

Only 239 more left to sign up !!

I'll join that, provided we get another 238 to join us. One bottle of Jack would last more than my lifetime, I'm sure (provided I hide it from Dad).

 

[Lil' Lisa]

Hey, one more post and I will hit 2,000!

I will have to make it something illuminating, thought-provoking and memorable. Unlike my previous 1,999 posts.

Hmm, I need to start thinking. Guess I can't post any more until I come up with something good.

... and he was never heard from again...

Just kidding Dave! We love your illuminating, thought-provoking and memorable posts.

 

[auntie]

... and he was never heard from again...

Just kidding Dave! We love your illuminating, thought-provoking and memorable posts.

I'm sure we'll hear something profound any time now.

Congrats on your almost 2000th post!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Hey Dave,,make your froound thought be about Mz.Snow !!



or fishing,, that'd be cool too.

 

[DaveInTN]

BEER!!!!

Sorry, couldn't come up with anything more profound. That was too much pressure.

 

[BRDof3]

BEER!!!!

Sorry, couldn't come up with anything more profound. That was too much pressure.

 

[Lil' Lisa]

BEER!!!!

Sorry, couldn't come up with anything more profound. That was too much pressure.

It doesn't get any more profound than that!

 

[des1954]

I just discovered another cool gizmo on my truck!!! Low Tire Pressure Warning!!

The light came on this morning. I was leaving the dentist and decided to drop by the tire place just to have it checked and sure enough there was a little pin in one of my tires, so I had it repaired!!

That was so cool!!! It probably saved me a flat tire on my way to Indiana this weekend pulling the camper.

That same thing happened to me about a month ago! I had this cute little yellow tire light up on my dash. I didn't realize what it was all about until I pulled out the owner's manual. I couldn't see that a tire was low, but stopped at my mechanic's to have it checked out. Sure enough, I picked up a nail. Gotta love gizmos!

 

[stacktester]

I think these gizmos are law now on new vehicles. I have them on my 5th wheel and I can't tell you how nice it is not having to be looking in the mirrors every second. After having the blow out last year I really hated the thought of it happening again.

Under inflated tires cause a lot of problems. Does your's tell the temp as well?

 

[DaveInTN]

Costco's food court rocks for Friday night dinner out with the family. Where else can a family of 6 stuff themselves on pizza, drinks and desert for $17?

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Reading material close at hand to the throne is a sign of dietary fiber insufficiency. You should be eating enough fiber that elimination doesn't leave you with time on your hands.



kinda sounds to me like they are tell'n ya to eat your reading material,

 

[DaveInTN]

You should be eating enough fiber that elimination doesn't leave you with time on your hands.

Done properly, elimination should leave you with NOTHING on your hands.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Need to rant a litle,,
I hadda lady come into the KK yesterday,,long story short,,she was unhappy and a total biotch,,,
I didn't, but I wanted to tell her,
"Lady, IT'S A FRIGG'N DOUGHNUT !!! How frigg'n pathetic is your life that you are all miserably consumed about a doughnut !! Is this all that your life has boiled down too !! GET A GRIP !!"

okay, all better now, thanks for listening.