Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[BigDaddyRog]

Rob...research Thumb Implants....its a real confidence builder!!

 

[BRDof3]

Rob...research Thumb Implants....its a real confidence builder!!

I got some 6-inch stick-on nails once, hoping it would impress the women. Nothing, nada, zip. I knew I shouldn't have gotten them out of the bulk nail bin at Home Depot.

 

[BigDaddyRog]

Chicks prefer NINE INCH NAILS!!!

 

[BRDof3]

Chicks prefer NINE INCH NAILS!!!

How do you keep from stabbing yourself in the nose?

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Construction rule of thumb,,

When raindrops hit your windshield faster than you can count them, it's time to knock off work for the day.


just remember,,when it starts to sprinkle a little, jumping into your truck and screaming 80 MPH thru a 30 zone just so you can call it a day, will cause your insurance to go up.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

When ya havta fort in a crowded elevator, it is advisable to feign a surprised, even annoyed, look.
Then look at the guy next to you and say, "OMG !" They won't know if you are blaming him or yourself.

 

[des1954]

This is a fact coupled with a useless opinion.....

This board is soooooooo slow!! (meaning the speed & the participation)

 

[Born 2 Fish]

This is a fact coupled with a useless opinion.....

This board is soooooooo slow!! (meaning the speed & the participation)

Well thats a relief to hear, I thought it was just me in my old age.

 

[bigdisneydaddy]

Well thats a relief to hear, I thought it was just me in my old age.

slow as in us ? or slow as in server, ya gotta be clear around this crew....

 

[Just Beachy]

slow as in us ? or slow as in server, ya gotta be clear around this crew....

It could be all of the above.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Yesterday was the 40th anniversary of the first moon walk.

Has anyone seen the capsule that these men were in on that flight !?!?!? We have,,AND IT'S SMALLER THAN A VW CAR !!!
These men sat in this LITTLE DINKY capsule that had less technology than our cell phones, WITH A ROCKET STRAPPED TO IT, and someone light the fuse that pushed this tiny capsule 238857 miles to the moon and back !!!!!

But it took MONTHS to fix the space station toilet !

 

[des1954]

slow as in us ? or slow as in server, ya gotta be clear around this crew....

Slow as in the server, which is painfully slow.... and slow as far as group partcipation. Lots of our peeps has thrown the Dis over for FB.

 

[auntie]

I figured that was the case. I must be the only one around without a FB.
Maybe I'm nuts..(okay..that goes without saying) but I'm just not that interesting and I don't want to have a "wall" to write on...and have everyone know my business. Except you guys of course!
My kids have warned me...NO WAY are you gonna be one of our friends..and we're not going to be one of yours. Now...I ask you ..is that nice?
They don't want mom checking up on them... that's what's goin' on there! They figure I know what I need to know....I figure..at this point they may be right.

Besides...I have my ways.

 

[Just Beachy]

Phyllis, only people you accept as your friend can see your "wall" and any info on you.

 

[auntie]

Oh I know Kelly,...it's just that I also know certain people who I'd rather not have as friends..will request friendship..and it would be awkward. In particular extended family members, that I would not like knowing my every move. So it's easier to simply not have an account at this point.

 

[Just Beachy]

You could always go by Auntie Phyllis. It doesn't have to be your real name. Just what you want (or don't want) people to be able to find you by. Like maybe just have us Fort Fiends as your facebook friends.

 

[auntie]

...Hmm..never thought of that. Something to consider I guess.

 

[ntsammy5]

Man I'm freakin' buried - lots of stuff going on here.

Hey Phyllis, how about TAGS? Just a suggestion!

 

[auntie]

Umm... ....No!.....

 

[Gatordad]

Phyllis has non-saggy tags.....