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There secret is THIS....good looking women look FANDAMTASTIC when standing next to an ugly guy...and most prefer to have less than drop dead gorgeous friends, as well...when your surrounded by ugly, you're suddenly beautiful!!!!

What women DONT realize....A good looking broad sees an ugly guy with a another good lookin broad....she starts to wonder"Whats he got to keep her so happy?" and the the cat fights commence...life has its funny little ways of keeping things fair and interesting.

Rog, you are hilarious, but so, so true. So what you got that keeps your beauriful wife so happy??? I mean aside from the obvious.
 
I just wanted to post #2222, since I keep missing the real landmark numbers.
 
Rog, you are hilarious, but so, so true. So what you got that keeps your beauriful wife so happy??? I mean aside from the obvious.

A big, HUGE.....................................................credit card bill?!?:confused3
 
That sucks that Rvusa might have to be canceling his trip to FW. It was almost time for him to go. If that happen to me I would be sick.
 

That sucks that Rvusa might have to be canceling his trip to FW. It was almost time for him to go. If that happen to me I would be sick.


Well, it's not 100% in either way, but is leaning towards we are going. But it looks like my aunt will not be. :( we will see. Keep you fingers crossed for us.

John
 
Well, it's not 100% in either way, but is leaning towards we are going. But it looks like my aunt will not be. :( we will see. Keep you fingers crossed for us.

John

I hope you get to go. We almost had problems on our Jan.07 trip. My truck and trailer where fine. But My mom wreaked there van 2 weeks before it was time to go. But they got there van back 2 day before it was time to leave. So they made it. Then 2 nights before it was time for us to leave my buddy calls me that his truck was stuck in the creek and he needed a pull. So off we went to go get him wound up geting my truck stuck. Tow truck came pulled my truck straight into the tree ( thank goodness for steel replacement bumpers ) and I still had to pull my buddy out because the tow truck did not have enough cable to reach him. Well I ran the dog crap out of my truck pulling him out. Then my truck stunk like diesel and gear oil when we where done. So I was a little concerned about making a 2000 mile round trip to FW in 2 days but we did. The truck made it there and back with no problem. But it still stunk so I got a new one when we got home.
 
LOL that sounds like me, my wheels are dirty, so its time to get a new one, just jack up the radiator cap, and pull a new one under it.

Here's the deal, I have twin aunts 78 yrs old, they raised me. They live next door with my dad, their brother, he isn't getting around very well, and they all kinda take care of each other. Well one was coming with us, the other doesn't like traveling so she was staying home. Well that one broke her leg sat and now the one coming with us wants to stay home to take care of the two of them, but she has a bum leg for a different reason, so we are not sure if we should leave them all alone or not.

Well thats the story, it looks like we are going, but even if we do, it won't be the same. :(
 
LOL that sounds like me, my wheels are dirty, so its time to get a new one, just jack up the radiator cap, and pull a new one under it.

Here's the deal, I have twin aunts 78 yrs old, they raised me. They live next door with my dad, their brother, he isn't getting around very well, and they all kinda take care of each other. Well one was coming with us, the other doesn't like traveling so she was staying home. Well that one broke her leg sat and now the one coming with us wants to stay home to take care of the two of them, but she has a bum leg for a different reason, so we are not sure if we should leave them all alone or not.

Well thats the story, it looks like we are going, but even if we do, it won't be the same. :(

Geting old sucks I have a 94 year old grandfather that lives in our garage apt.
so I see it every day. Hope everything works out for yall and your aunt gets better.
 
Geting old sucks I have a 94 year old grandfather that lives in our garage apt.
so I see it every day. Hope everything works out for yall and your aunt gets better.

Thanks, They are tough ol birds, they still push mow their yard all summer, I can't even walk up the banks they are so steep! I hope I have half their vitality at that age, ( heck I hope I make it to that age).
 
Thanks, They are tough ol birds, they still push mow their yard all summer, I can't even walk up the banks they are so steep! I hope I have half their vitality at that age, ( heck I hope I make it to that age).

Man isn't that the truth my grandpa was never even sick until he hit 85. On the other hand I have a bad back and bad knees and been that way since I was a kid. Every generation seems to be a little weaker than the one before. I always joke around and tell people that real men died a long time ago and they have to accept that where all thats left.:rotfl: But we get the job done.:thumbsup2
 
You should know that I use a reversible French to English translator from babelfish.com!!! I cant speak a lick of french!!! 2 years ago, we hosted a French exchange student for the summer, and except for polite passing comments, I heavily depended on the translator to talk with this kid...she was really cool. It was a great summer, but man....she thought everything in America was right here....she wanted us to take her to "the Big Apple" to see the Statute of Liberty, apparently she had heard the term BIG EASY and connected it with N.Y.'s Big APPLE!!! ....We took her camping to a nearby state park that always has a ton of gators....she called them DEE-NOSAURS!!!!! She was soo cute!!!

Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater! To think, I was looking forward to having French conversations with you at the Fort in December! ;) Oh well.
 
Thanks, They are tough ol birds, they still push mow their yard all summer, I can't even walk up the banks they are so steep! I hope I have half their vitality at that age, ( heck I hope I make it to that age).

Good luck, John! I know you want to do right by your family, but I really hope you get to go!!!!:goodvibes
 
Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater! To think, I was looking forward to having French conversations with you at the Fort in December! ;) Oh well.

Well...Im glad you didnt say you WERENT using a translator, cuz I may not know much French, but I sure know computers.....and English fonts versus French fonts!!!!:)
 
Thanks, They are tough ol birds, they still push mow their yard all summer, I can't even walk up the banks they are so steep! I hope I have half their vitality at that age, ( heck I hope I make it to that age).

At your height, you shouldn't have to move at all, you should stand up and down and mow.

I hope your family feels better, and your trip is fine.
 
I like stubborn, independant old people, I hope to be one some day.

I admire people who try to live their lives on THEIR terms, I get that from my folks, my Dad died 2 1/2 yrs ago and did it his way till the very last minute.
 
Well...Im glad you didnt say you WERENT using a translator, cuz I may not know much French, but I sure know computers.....and English fonts versus French fonts!!!!:)

Actually, I have the Vista international keyboard. However, I speak and read pretty ok French~I sure as heck don't spell it very well! So......you caught me! I'm a pumpkin eater, too!:rolleyes1
 
Wow it is quiet today. I just got here and expected to devote some time to catching up, but only took a minute. I hope everyone hasn't suddenly gotten lives:scared1:
 
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