USDIS Breaking News Thread (FAKE stories)

[Prince Eric1]

Fly Fly should be a mad scientist. She brings more threads back from the dead but I love it. I truly think its too late for you Spidey, your lack of devotion has been noticed. I am, however, completely willing to stir the pot and give a little push to any that need it, and gently slip into the back ground un noticed.
Fly Fly, your lack of attention has been noticed too. I believe DM resonded to a ghostbuster question before you. FOR SHAME!!! Spideys absent, Barrys sucking sushi and saltwater at seaworld (say that five times fast) and Fly Flys started her own site to put this one out of business. Behind the scenes, the mysterious Dark Marauder is answering a lot of questions. HMMM

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

But! But! But! But! I can explain Prince Eric!!!!!!!!!! *frantically thinks* Um...my response was too wordy! I got carried away with my response..so carried away, DM posted an ENTIRE MINUTE BEFORE ME in that thread!!!! The HORROR! The SHAME!!

Leave me be to die in shame

 

[Prince Eric1]

In an attempt to recapture land lost hundreds of years ago, Female billionaress Selina Gates, ex wife of microsoft founder bill Gates, has purchased Universal Studios and IOA. Attempting to bring an English feel, the Marvel Characters have been dropped for English characters the Teletubbies, Benny Hill, and Mr. Bean. Dr. Dooms fearfall will now be called "dipsy's drop", and the Hulk coaster will be renamed "Tinky winky's twister". All of the characters on the ET ride will be replaced with teletubbies in tubby land, but the ride operator will still take your name at the beginning to be said at the end. This will take minimal effort, states Selina Gates, as, like the names at the end of the ET ride, no one can understand the teletubbies either. MIB will be renamed MR Beans blasters, and the spider man ride will be re themed to include the Benny Hill Music as you and Benny attempt to flee from an angry, scantily clad women who is angry after being somehow mistakenly groped by you. Changes are in the planning stages, stated Selina, but Tubby land will be a success. I have already booked the Rev. Jerry Fallwel for the ribbon cutting, who has patched up his differences with the ambiguously sexed Po..

 

[Selina]

Prince Eric........you funny man!! and talented!!.....Love the MIB....Mr. Bean's Blasters. ..and Spiderman with Benny Hill music....actually Benny Hill is probably a bit over the hill by now

 

[SpideyHulk24]

Benny Hill!!!!!! LOL... I have not seen that show in forever!!!! I used to love it!!! Racy, but cool!!!!!

Prince Eric- It's never too late. There is no lack of devotion. I have just been working so hard to make money for those Universal Trips!!!!!!!

I promise to make up for lost time.

 

[Selina]

I had to laugh at Benny Hill too!!! Haven't seen him for about 20 years or more...he must be in his 70's by now!! Maybe he's on the viagra.....

 

[SpideyHulk24]

Definitely.......

 

[BarryHom]

Now there's a sight...FFE and Selina chase the Ghostbusters around in fast motion while the Benny Hill music plays in the background. The Dark Marauder flies right behind them while being chased by Jennifer Gardner and SpideyHulk24.

 

[BarryHom]

Universal Pictures has signed up to do a movie called "Ghostbusters: Guy in Orange." This $80 million dollar blockbuster will star the SpideyHulk24 as the Guy in Orange, FlyFly_Eclipse and Selina as his love interests, and The Dark Marauder as the yet unnamed villian. Directed by DocBosch, this movie will prove to be a summer hit.

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

LOL!!!!!!

 

[Selina]

Ohhh Barry!!! Laughing so much I've got tears down my cheeks. I don't suppose we can have a sneak preview???!!!!!!