USDIS Breaking News Thread (FAKE stories)

[SpideyHulk24]

LMAO!!!!! Oh my!!!! I have been so busy the past two days, that I have hardly been able to check here.

These are all too funny. Fly Fly and Prince, I love it!!!!!!!!!


Now here's a headline: "Fly Fly Eclipse, Fan or Stalker"

This just in. Hello. This is Montego Morrero Havana Carmona reporting for Eyewitness 12. I am here outside of Universal Orlando. As you can see there is alot of noise from count them 14 police cars which had to come to Universal Studios to stop the madness. It was a wonderful day at this park when a young lady by the name of Clare was walking around the park with a yellow seat cushion. Security was eyeing her as they thought it would be odd for someone to walk around with a portable seat cushion and they thought she would be up to no good. They noticed she took a seat in a spot that had a reserved sign that said "Take my spot and die"......wondering why she would sit there for hours on end. Just when a mic check was taking place for the upcoming Ghostbuster show, they had to cancel the show because of inclement weather that was coming. When this was announced, the young lady jumped up as if she was King Kong and tore up the studios like Twister. She pushed....she shoved, she kicked Jimmy Neutron for God's sake!!!!!!! The police arrived just in time and now have her detained. It only took 28 officers to do it, but it's now under control. We met with a Ghostbuster in a green suit that said " I just stayed out of her way. I knew I wasn't her favorite, so I knew to stay away...or else."

This is Montego Morrero Havana Carmona, signing off. Stay tuned for news at 11.

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

OMG SpideyHulk!!! I almost died laughing!!!!!!

Take my spot and die

LMAO! I love it!!! Maybe I'll make that sign for this Saturday...

 

[SpideyHulk24]

That would be hilarious!

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

Originally posted by SpideyHulk24
That would be hilarious!

lol yeah, I know...BUT...I know whoever would see it would worry about me...for example...the sound/prop guy. I think he already thinks I'm some nutcase! I swear he probably thinks I'm stalking the guys too!!!!! I'm serious!

Anyway..my mom just read it and was cracking up really hard!! 28 officers to take care of me, huh? Wow!

 

[JessicaR]

Just walked in the door and read the 4 new stories! Kevin, Prince Eric, Clare and Spidey you guys/gal are sooo funny! Very creative on all your parts! I will think of something to write about! Thanks for sharing!

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

Originally posted by JessicaR
I will think of something to write about!

Thanks! Also, I hope you do write something! The more the better!!

Also, I noticed you had a count-down for your trip to Universal...have you then decided what day(s) you will be going? Let me know so I can plan to meet up one of those days if it is possible!!

 

[SpideyHulk24]

Jess,

Congrats on the new countdown. Come up with a story, we will all be waiting!

 

[JessicaR]

Thanks Spidey but....I would rather have YOUR countdown!! Wanna trade?

Clare I have my dates set I am just unsure what day we will be moving over to USO. As soon as I figure it out I will let ya know! Dates are 12/10-12/16. Not a day goes by that I dont feel like scrapping Disney and spending it all at USO! Oh well...guess I'm just addicted! I guess its time to let the kids in on the mouse....

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

OK, let me know!! I know that December 12 should be no problem (don't have to worry about missing school...or having school the next day)...HOWEVER, I do get 3 absenses each 9 weeks and am only using 1 day in the trips I have planned so far...so if you let me know well in advance (well, it doesn't have to be this month, but you know what I mean) I am sure we can arrange to meet on a weekday if you are at Disney on the weekends.

And who said the kids had to meet the Mouse? I think they were just trying to get you away from your obsession...(hmmm sound familiar? trying to get me to MIB and away from the GBs...) Anyway, just send me a PM when you have definite dates...and why not settle one day at Disney and the rest at Universal...

 

[SpideyHulk24]

Jess-

Trade? NO WAY!!!!! But when I come back, I will take your dates too!!!!!!!!!

Just kidding. It will be here before you know it.

 

[SpideyHulk24]

Guys come on!!!! We need more stories!!!!!! I was just reviewing all of them, and missed yours Kevin!!!!!

I LOVE IT!!!! You pinned Fly Fly right on!!!! LOL.......

Poor Bride and Groom! LOL.....

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

hey!!! Just wait!!

my mom wants to show this story to the mother of the groom who hired me because she'd find it funny...BUT...I want to get hried and PAID first before they have second thoughts. hehe!

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

Oh JessicaR...come back to the Ghostbusters Thread!!

 

[the Dark Marauder]

Mummy Ride Construction Halted

Orlando, FL

Today, the construction of the new Revenge of the Mummy attraction, scheduled to open in Spring 2004, was brought to an unexpected halt.

While running his daily checks of the sensors along the ride track, Technician A (who requested his real name not be used) told his supervisor that he heard a strange noise coming from the unload platform.

"It was a strange groaning, almost human sound," reports A. "We decided to check it out, to see what it was."

The sound turned out to be an animatronic that was being tested. The animatronic is one that is supposed to appear early in the ride, however, none of the animatronic testers were present at the time of the incident.

"They were all on lunch, and they always shut everything down," said A's supervisor. "It just didn't make sense."

The two looked at the animatronic, which was moving on its own. The two were expecting it to keep running its sequence over and over, when the animatronic started stepping away from the platform, running away from the track. It ran until it [smashed into] a wall. Other nearby witnesses were just as perplexed, and paranormal investigators have been called in to the scene. Nobody was hurt, but the animatronic's final words were reported to have been "Ihmotep will save me"

 

[SpideyHulk24]

DM Good story, but THANK God it's not true!!!!! or is it????

 

[Prince Eric1]

Associated Press: Disboards moderator Barry Hom was reported missing Tuesday afternoon by longtime companion Spideyhulk to the Orlando Police Department. Hom apparently did not show up to work for several days raising questions as to his whereabouts. A thorough search of the Disboards revealed few clues, but there was speculation of a pending revolution in which Disboard posters were said to be plotting the overthrow of Hom by at least two militant factions. One faction apparently advocates the use of violence to promote the ailing and soon to be cancelled "Ghostbusters" show, and is said to use torture methods including forcing victims to watch several hours of videotape of brainwashing material involving strange men in jumpsuits, while a second faction states wanting nothing more than "more Jennifer, more Jennifer please". Increased activity on the boards as of late appears to lend credence to the theory that if Hom can not fullfill his duties, the party with the most posts assumes his responsibilities. Police report that they are looking into several suspects, including a female juvenile with numerous convictions in juvenile court for stalking, an English woman with ties to pornography, and an unknown umbrella toting male that may have connections to the park itself. Police stated the reporting person to also be a suspect, claiming, "It appeared as though he tried to answer every post on the freakin board". When fellow Disboard members were asked about a theory that Hom may be hanging out on the debate boards most replied, "If this is true, he can never come back then, their just to mean over there".

 

[SpideyHulk24]

Prince Eric!!!!! LMAO!!!! That was so gooooooooood!!!!!!!

Just for the record, "I'm not guilty....it was Fly Fly!!!!" LOL......

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

LOL!! Nuh-uh!!!!! Spidey all the way!!!

And "soon to be cancelled Ghostbusters Show" I would go INSANE if that happened!!!!!

 

[SpideyHulk24]

Spideyhulk praying:

"Lord, please don't let them cancel a GB show this weekend!!!!!! It's my anniversary for pete's sake!!!!!!"

 

[Flyfly_Eclipse]

LOL Spidey! You definitely won't want to meet up if that happened!!!