Untitled Hyena Thread

[funnygarcia]

HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL!

It's the scary talking frog HICCUP HICCUP

 

[tinkermell]

using a speech to text adapted computer

That is what my SIL has.

She is paralizxed from the waist down. No use of her hands at all. She can only lift them and then they fall down because of gravity.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

I am so sick of fighting with DH/Ex-DH over child support. It's getting rediculous!! I am going to go down and fill out the garnishing paperwork because I can't trust him to pay on his own. He does pay sometimes a bit here and there, but I need a regular schedule I can count on.

You sure do! I don't know why men feel they can jerk their exes around with this sort of stuff. This is about taking care of the children, not maintaining your control, or pissing off the ex.

 

[staley7580]

Awww... I still love you!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

HICCUP




I have the

HICCUP
s


and Noah

HICCUP


is making fun of me...






HICCUP

Whatever you do don't hold your breath!

 

[funnygarcia]

I stand corrected, Pixie's Googlelusciousness is in high functioning order.

 

[eatmypixiedust]

I stand corrected, Pixie's Googlelusciousness is in high functioning order.

That's because I'm googleicious!

 

[funnygarcia]

Awww... I still love you!

sniffle sniffle

ohtay

 

[eatmypixiedust]

Howdy, kids! I'm back from dinner, clean-up, and running the kids through the shower. Just 5 more minutes... until bedtime. Can't wait!!!

Now DS7 is rushing to get his homework done (because Daddy let him play at a friend's house after school, and then when he got home he refused to do his homework.)

We had a little chat about respect and responsibilities at dinner. I hope he heard us.

DS3 poured my (expensive) conditioner down the drain during the unattended portion of his unattended shower, and earlier this evening drew all over the wood floor with a black marker. (Fortunately it was a wipe-off type of pen!)

Good grief Alex!

 

[staley7580]

OMG... Dh really knows how to talk dirty to me! We were talking about Cadbury Eggs, and I said something about laying eggs.. He looked at me and winked.. I wish you laid those eggs. He has an undying love for Cadbury Eggs...

 

[staley7580]

Now...where did everyone else go?

 

[eatmypixiedust]

OMG... Dh really knows how to talk dirty to me! We were talking about Cadbury Eggs, and I said something about laying eggs.. He looked at me and winked.. I wish you laid those eggs. He has an undying love for Cadbury Eggs...

 

[funnygarcia]

Hubby came home (feeling much better than goodness!), told Noah "ok Time of me to watch tv" -- Noah gave alil whine.. But I'm in the middle of something (game).. Hubby replies " I make more money than all of you, I get my way"

"Oh wait that was rude, remember the golden rule"

huh?

"The one with the most gold rules"



Witty husband-- rude-- but witty..

 

[staley7580]

Hubby came home (feeling much better than goodness!), told Noah "ok Time of me to watch tv" -- Noah gave alil whine.. But I'm in the middle of something (game).. Hubby replies " I make more money than all of you, I get my way"

"Oh wait that was rude, remember the golden rule"

huh?

"The one with the most gold rules"



Witty husband-- rude-- but witty..

Dh says that to the kids all the time. I work, you dont... I get to play my game. Hit the bricks!

 

[AZMickeyfans]

Hey what about me? Im so sad.

She spoke up first!!!

OMG... Dh really knows how to talk dirty to me! We were talking about Cadbury Eggs, and I said something about laying eggs.. He looked at me and winked.. I wish you laid those eggs. He has an undying love for Cadbury Eggs...

Ok simply put I'm going to steal your husband. I wont make any excuses or pretend I'm not going to. Nope he is MINE from now on. Get used to it.


I LOVE CADBURY CREAM EGGS








wait does he like the cadbury eggs or the cadbury cream eggs because if its just the chocolate eggs that changes everything.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Whatever you do don't hold your breath!

Ooooo, I've done that. It makes a really scary sound when you hiccup!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

http://shanalogic.com/item.php?item_id=326&category_id=130


I should send these to Dizzy!

 

[funnygarcia]

Now...where did everyone else go?

we got scared of your cadbury egg laying ability and Pixie's talking frog


ohh yeah, and my happy blue period smurfette

 

[AZMickeyfans]

That is what my SIL has.

She is paralizxed from the waist down. No use of her hands at all. She can only lift them and then they fall down because of gravity.

awww.

 

[AZMickeyfans]

http://shanalogic.com/item.php?item_id=326&category_id=130


I should send these to Dizzy!

Now that is awesome.