Alex2kMommy
<font color=purple>I'm going a little nutso myself
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I know!Oh dear.. that would have me running for the hills!
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I had to go back and edit my statement, it was actually celery, not lettuce. Still! I did take a lot of classes with the professor doing the chimp research, so I did get to tour the facility and see the chimps a couple of times. We had to learn "chimp etiquette" before being around them, and it was very intimidating being in a room with them. I was so afraid to break the rules by looking them in the eye or staring too long or accidentally smiling!
I sat in the back of the room (to minimize any potential damage), but one doofus guy in my class sat front and center, and made it his mission to harrass the chimps. He was staring at them, and smiling and waving his arms when the professor wasn't looking at the class. (These are signs of aggression to a chimp.) The matriarch of the chimp family left the room briefly, but came back, sat and signed with the professor a bit, then opened her mouth and spewed a bunch of water all over the stoopid kid. It was so deserved and so hilarious, but of course we weren't supposed to react in front of the chimps, because it just encourages bad behavior.
