Untitled DL chat thread. Everyone is welcome! Part 12

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Hello all, just another typical day in california, sorry Kali-four-nyaaa!
Temp is up to 97, going toward a high of 102, low tonight (Brrr) 79!

Gotta get me winter jamies out!!

 

[funnygarcia]

this cracked me up!!!

and Bambi is still looking at you thinking "really?? that made you crack up???"

 

[staley7580]

I'm with you, I hate all that stuff! I ask DH to do it (I don't know if I've told you guys, but He Knows All. Seriously!)

I'm Murphy's Law personified. If it can go wrong, it will, on my machine! DH used to give me software to install, and he'd say, "Just follow the directions it gives, click 'Yes' to everything." So I would and something would go wrong, and he'd look and say, "How on earth did you get it to do that?!"

I'm just following the directions like you told me, fool!

Welcome to my world... I have been nagging dh for DAYS to install the new ink cartridges i ordered... Now that we are coming down on crunch time, I need to print off this stuff, but have no ink. SO I do it, and I am sitting here waiting for ink to come shooting all up out of my printer. He is always telling me that I just need to to this, this and this.. then hit this button and do a little dance... I dont know, i loose focus about half way through, and just tell him to do it!

Speaking of loosing focus, I got Alex's report card today.. Yeah, he needs to focus at school. He talks to much, and has trouble staying on task.. Remind you of anyone? Oh yeah, just like good ole mom!

 

[funnygarcia]

As taken from the AZ republic:

OMG too freaking funny, nice touch putting it in quotes too.


yep, it's time to write a bogus trip report. Talented bunch of ladies here.. and a few token males.

 

[AZMickeyfans]

As taken from the AZ republic:

...as the housing market continues to slump in the Gilbert area, experts do recommend a few steps to homeowners to increase the value of their home. First, the installation of laminate wood floors throughout the home has a major impact in value. Secondly, as many potential homebuyers are transplanted into the desert area, plush, over the top landscapes, with intermittent disney statues also can increase a homes worth. The more water required the better.

OMG!!!!!!

call the paramedics!

 

[dizzyami]

Hello all, just another typical day in california, sorry Kali-four-nyaaa!
Temp is up to 97, going toward a high of 102, low tonight (Brrr) 79!

Gotta get me winter jamies out!!

and Bambi is still looking at you thinking "really?? that made you crack up???"

Poor Bambi!!!

 

[AZMickeyfans]

I will NOT let Jeff read that last part as he will surely add more trees and tropical vegetation to the oasis!

 

[staley7580]

As taken from the AZ republic:

Oh dizzy... me thinks you are a joker...

 

[dizzyami]

OMG!!!!!!

call the paramedics!

BREATHE!!! I cannot come rescue you!!!

 

[funnygarcia]

Hello all, just another typical day in california, sorry Kali-four-nyaaa!
Temp is up to 97, going toward a high of 102, low tonight (Brrr) 79!

Gotta get me winter jamies out!!

wow, ok not as hot for me here. My boys detested the triple digit days when they had to walk home from school. I'll take 84 over 102 thanks.

 

[AZMickeyfans]

and Bambi is still looking at you thinking "really?? that made you crack up???"

Bambi RULES!
Hi grumpy!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

So I emailed my mom and told her I found a t-shirt in a catalog that I thought my brother would really like:

She emailed me back and said she'd already ordered it for him yesterday!

(Cue the Twilight Zone music and Rod Serling!)

 

[dizzyami]

I will NOT let Jeff read that last part as he will surely add more trees and tropical vegetation to the oasis!

For goodness sake woman - I hope you only bathe once a week to make up for all the water you use - you LIVE IN A DESERT!!!

 

[AZMickeyfans]

BREATHE!!! I cannot come rescue you!!!

you must. I will hold on for 3 hours total. hurry up jump in the car and cross that rickety bridge and come save me for it is your fault I choked on myself laughing!

 

[staley7580]

So I emailed my mom and told her I found a t-shirt in a catalog that I thought my brother would really like:

She emailed me back and said she'd already ordered it for him yesterday!

(Cue the Twilight Zone music and Rod Serling!)

Thats too funny!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

nooooooooo all my other towels (my aunts and my grandmother gave me a huge pack of towels.. they were enough for a big family) were stolen , leaving me only two-- I think we still have them, kinda raggedy after 15 years but they work

Ohhhhh. I was feeling kinda bad for that thief! Just imagine him going to brag to all his friends that his take was TWO TOWELS:

"But they're supima cotton! Do you know what that costs?"

 

[dizzyami]

you must. I will hold on for 3 hours total. hurry up jump in the car and cross that rickety bridge and come save me for it is your fault I choked on myself laughing!

No can do - must make it for four - have to pick the kiddos up in an hour!!!

 

[AZMickeyfans]

For goodness sake woman - I hope you only bathe once a week to make up for all the water you use - you LIVE IN A DESERT!!!

no no You lived in a desert, our neighbors live in a desert, we live in a tropical oasis transplanted from the florida keys!

 

[funnygarcia]

So I emailed my mom and told her I found a t-shirt in a catalog that I thought my brother would really like:

She emailed me back and said she'd already ordered it for him yesterday!

(Cue the Twilight Zone music and Rod Serling!)

Cool shirt!

yeah, creepy.

I'm always telling hubby, GET OUT OF MY HEAD! We carry on whole conversations without saying a word, psychic or psycho?

 

[AZMickeyfans]

No can do - must make it for four - have to pick the kiddos up in an hour!!!

i'm gonna die then 3 hours is my max!