OMG, that just reminded me of the funniest story!
One of my former co-workers told me about when she took her precocious 3yo with her to the laundromat. She was loading a pile of clothes into a dryer, and noticed her daughter going around from person to person in the laundromat. Each person would either nod or shake their head, then she'd go on to the next one. My friend pulled her head out of the dryer just in time to hear one older gentleman say loudly, "What did you say?" and her sweet little cherub, who knew that older folks are sometimes hard of hearing, shouted out, "I SAID DO YOU HAVE A {WIZARD}?!" (Insert your own euphemism, but she actually used the appropriate term.)