Untitled DL chat thread. Everyone is welcome! Part 12

[funnygarcia]

I can hardly wait to get old and act crazy! I'm going to have so much fun and it won't matter because people will just think I'm a crazy old lady!

But But.. you're already crazy!!



Bad caffeinated Bernice has returned!!

 

[sameyeyam]

ok, I have to admit.. I like the last poem on that page... made me laugh.. but please.. no red hats ... ewwwwwwww.

Everytime I see a large group of them I just cringe... some of them take it as a right to be rude to others.
had a rude experience while trying to enjoy a quiet lunch with my hubby at Olive Garden.. one lady had a tripod set up to take a group phot.. she kept backin gup until she was nearly in hubby's lap. And kept puttering with the camera for ages.. meanwhile the group was LOUD and obnoxious, overstaying their welcome and making the waiter frazzled.

Oops, sorry Bernice. Didn't realize that was you guys!

Did you guys see the thread on boys getting pink mani-pedis? Well... I must be in the minority, because after fighting with Alex, and telling him that he is not a girl, and all that stuff... I have given up. If he wants to wear pink nail polish, go ahead! He just wants to be like mommy, and sissy... I did draw the line at him being Kim Possible for Halloween though, I just couldnt bring myself to let him dress as a cheer leader at DL.

 

[staley7580]

But But.. you're already crazy!!



Bad caffeinated Bernice has returned!!

Thats what I was thinking too!!! Its only because we love you Alison!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

But But.. you're already crazy!!



Bad caffeinated Bernice has returned!!

I was just gonna ask if you were in the caffeine again!

 

[AZMickeyfans]

I chipped my tooth on a jawbreaker just now. Guess I didnt take the name literally. My MIL will flip out on me if she finds out. Hopefully she wont. I cant tell dh because he will let it slip. See I always chew ice and she is always scolding me for it like I am 5. She is a dental hygentist in a small dental office in rural KS.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

noooooooooooooooooooo not the red hat society-- they are scary people!!

see the doll is thinking of ways to murder you in your sleep.. I just know it!!

or does the purple stand for something else????????

Did you ever see "Talking Tina" on the Twilight Zone? Looks VERY familer!

 

[staley7580]

I chipped my tooth on a jawbreaker just now. Guess I didnt take the name literally. My MIL will flip out on me if she finds out. Hopefully she wont. I cant tell dh because he will let it slip. See I always chew ice and she is always scolding me for it like I am 5. She is a dental hygentist in a small dental office in rural KS.

Shawna, Shawna, Shawna... Be greatful you dont have my MIL. Dh tends to space out when she talks to him, so she talks at me the whole time we are at her house... Looking forward to Thanksgiving! Meanwhile, is your tooth okay?

 

[Alex2kMommy]

I chipped my tooth on a jawbreaker just now. Guess I didnt take the name literally. My MIL will flip out on me if she finds out. Hopefully she wont. I cant tell dh because he will let it slip. See I always chew ice and she is always scolding me for it like I am 5. She is a dental hygentist in a small dental office in rural KS.

I chipped a tooth really bad several years ago. I didn't think there was anything the dentist could do, so I never said anything. Then when my company switched dental plans, I had to switch dentists. At the first visit h said, "Oh, you chipped your tooth!" I told him it had happened a couple years before, and he said it was too bad I hadn't come in to a dentist to get it fixed. (It was a chunk off the bottom of the tooth, so not terribly noticeable I thought.)

So you should go in and get it checked by your dentist!

 

[funnygarcia]

I chipped my tooth on a jawbreaker just now. Guess I didnt take the name literally. My MIL will flip out on me if she finds out. Hopefully she wont. I cant tell dh because he will let it slip. See I always chew ice and she is always scolding me for it like I am 5. She is a dental hygentist in a small dental office in rural KS.

owwwwwwwww

that's no fun

My nephew had a fixation on chewing on ice, to the point that he would climb counters and get it out of the freezer. He eats frozen vegetables to get the same effect. blehhhhhh

Now that his sensory needs are more in check he doesn't have the "need" to chew on ice.

But his teeth did get damaged.. that and he wouldn't let my sis brush his teeth. Poor kid, had to knocked out and get tons of work done at the age of 5.

He's in first grade this year-- doing awesome!! He still needs one on one help in the class to stay on task.. sis is looking into treating him for ADHD, needs to wait two months to get an appointment

 

[sameyeyam]

Warning

by Alison

WARNING
When I am a 40 year old woman I shall wear green hyena shirts
With Mickey Mouse ears that don't go, and don't suit me,
And I shall spend my paycheck
on AP's and churros
And crocs,
and say we've no money for a character dinner.
I shall sit down on Main Street when I am tired,
And gobble up Dole Whips and run over small children,
And sneak into the fast pass line,
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my shorts with no sunblock
And pick gems out of the Pirates of the Caribbean,
And learn to bypass long lines.
You can wear Disney socks with sandals,
And eat three pounds of churros at a go,
Or only chocolate dipped strawberries for a week,
And collect Mickey stickers and Donald shirts and Goofy ears
and things in Disney bags.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry,
And pay our rent and not swear in the street,
And set a good example for the children.
We will have friends to dinner and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practise a little now?
So people who know me
are not too shocked and surprised,
When suddenly I am old
and start to wear green hyena shirts!

Just imagine how crazy I'm going to be!!!

 

[AZMickeyfans]

Shawna, Shawna, Shawna... Be greatful you dont have my MIL. Dh tends to space out when she talks to him, so she talks at me the whole time we are at her house... Looking forward to Thanksgiving! Meanwhile, is your tooth okay?

it was one of my molars. Its just sharp. i need to file it but I dont know what to use....

 

[sameyeyam]

I chipped my tooth on a jawbreaker just now. Guess I didnt take the name literally. My MIL will flip out on me if she finds out. Hopefully she wont. I cant tell dh because he will let it slip. See I always chew ice and she is always scolding me for it like I am 5. She is a dental hygentist in a small dental office in rural KS.

Just tell her that DH punched you and it chipped your tooth. That will shut her up!

 

[funnygarcia]

Did you ever see "Talking Tina" on the Twilight Zone? Looks VERY familer!

hmmmm, don't remember that one.

I do remember a show where this lady had a figurine of this native guy with a psear. It had a story attached that said be careful to not break the beads around the dolls neck.. she laughed and slammed it down.. that night she was viciously attacked by the doll.. that was a freaky show.

OHHHHH and Barberella, whole scene of dolls chasing her and biting her- owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwieeeeeeee scary too.

 

[funnygarcia]

Just imagine how crazy I'm going to be!!!

 

[staley7580]

Just imagine how crazy I'm going to be!!!

That is great Alison!!!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

it was one of my molars. Its just sharp. i need to file it but I dont know what to use....

GEESH, don't do it yourself, woman! You'll take the enamel off and have an unprotected tooth! Let the dentist do it, and they'll probably coat it with a sealant.

 

[staley7580]

it was one of my molars. Its just sharp. i need to file it but I dont know what to use....

Ummmm... You should go to the dentist! How would you even go about filing your own tooth?

 

[funnygarcia]

Hubby watched some truck driver do some "self dentistry" when he worked at Pilot.
The guy was kinda bizzarro, came in and bought pliers and beer. They watched him go back out to his truck where he swigged the beer and proceeded to pull out all his teeth with the pliers.

Freaky I tell ya, just freaky!!

 

[staley7580]

Just tell her that DH punched you and it chipped your tooth. That will shut her up!

Yeah it would!!

 

[staley7580]

Hubby watched some truck driver do some "self dentistry" when he worked at Pilot.
The guy was kinda bizzarro, came in and bought pliers and beer. They watched him go back out to his truck where he swigged the beer and proceeded to pull out all his teeth with the pliers.

Freaky I tell ya, just freaky!!

OMG. That is... just... OMG. ewwwww.... creepy! Gagaroni!