Untitled DL chat thread. Everyone is welcome! Part 10

[funnygarcia]

oh never mind...
pun•ny

Pronunciation: (pun'ē), [key]
—adj., -ni•er, -ni•est.
having, involving, or characteristic of a pun.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

vocab increased plus one, hey cool!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

ahhh see Alex likes my jokes, she's the only one that commented on the FROCS and FSH jokes..except.. she called us "punny" ?????

Funny puns = Punny.

 

[funnygarcia]

Better then Puny!

that's what I said!

errr


what I WAS going to say.

 

[staley7580]

that's what I said!

errr


what I WAS going to say.

You nut!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Did we lose Tinkermell?

 

[funnygarcia]

Then again.. she hasn't met me in real life yet..

puny?? I scoff, heck no!



I gots all the curves babe!

 

[staley7580]

Did we lose Tinkermell?

And Andrea, I think! It is kinda late for Melody to be on... I was surprised to see her!

 

[staley7580]

Then again.. she hasn't met me in real life yet..

puny?? I scoff, heck no!



I gots all the curves babe!

Yeah... ive got curves in all the wrong places! and a few in the right.

 

[funnygarcia]

You nut!

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.......


or!

I'm an acorn, small and round
Pretend to hold an acorn in your fingers.
Lying on the cold, cold ground.
Cross your arms on your chest and shiver .
People always step on me.
Touch your foot to the ground on "step."
That is why I'm cracked, you see.
Make a fist and tap your head on "cracked."
Chorus:
I'm a nut.
After singing this line, lightly rap your head twice,
as you click your tongue.
I'm a nut.
Rap your head again.
I'm a nut. I'm a nut. I'm a nut.
Rap your head again.

I'm so nutty, I don't know
Why the squirrels love me so.
I'm descended from an oak.
Nuts to you, and that's no joke.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

I gots all the curves babe!

One of the funniest things I've heard in a long time:

DS3 shouting, "Ohhhhh yeahhhh, bay-bayyyyyy!"

 

[staley7580]

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.......


or!

I'm an acorn, small and round
Pretend to hold an acorn in your fingers.
Lying on the cold, cold ground.
Cross your arms on your chest and shiver .
People always step on me.
Touch your foot to the ground on "step."
That is why I'm cracked, you see.
Make a fist and tap your head on "cracked."
Chorus:
I'm a nut.
After singing this line, lightly rap your head twice,
as you click your tongue.
I'm a nut.
Rap your head again.
I'm a nut. I'm a nut. I'm a nut.
Rap your head again.

I'm so nutty, I don't know
Why the squirrels love me so.
I'm descended from an oak.
Nuts to you, and that's no joke.

We love that song in our house.. Most entertaining!

 

[funnygarcia]

One of the funniest things I've heard in a long time:

DS3 shouting, "Ohhhhh yeahhhh, bay-bayyyyyy!"

CUTIE!

he's a keeper with that attitude

 

[funnygarcia]

But BUT BUT BUt......


Andrea's green light is onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I wan Andrea!@!!!!!!!!!!

 

[staley7580]

Mikalahs favorite song is Twinkle twinkle little star. I cant believe how much she is talking now, Its happened so quickly. Alex couldnt talk like this til he was 3 or so.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.......


or!

I'm an acorn, small and round
Pretend to hold an acorn in your fingers.
Lying on the cold, cold ground.
Cross your arms on your chest and shiver .
People always step on me.
Touch your foot to the ground on "step."
That is why I'm cracked, you see.
Make a fist and tap your head on "cracked."
Chorus:
I'm a nut.
After singing this line, lightly rap your head twice,
as you click your tongue.
I'm a nut.
Rap your head again.
I'm a nut. I'm a nut. I'm a nut.
Rap your head again.

I'm so nutty, I don't know
Why the squirrels love me so.
I'm descended from an oak.
Nuts to you, and that's no joke.

ooooo-keeeeee, time for me to get to bed now...

 

[staley7580]

But BUT BUT BUt......


Andrea's green light is onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I wan Andrea!@!!!!!!!!!!

You better reach through that puter and grab her!!

 

[funnygarcia]

ooooo-keeeeee, time for me to get to bed now...

No way!

You have kidlets, You MUST learn these things!!!

captive audience-- muahahahahahhaha

hmm, what else what else....

 

[funnygarcia]

Nobody gets enough hugs a day
‘Cause the minimum number is four
Now if you haven’t got Four Hugs today
Then you better get some more.

CHORUS:
Four Hugs a day, that’s the minimum
Four Hugs a day, not the maximum. (Twice)

Step One, look them right in the eye
Step Two, nose to nose
Step Three, reach your arms
Step Four, you can’t do any harm with...

CHORUS

Don’t forget your Mama and Papa
Your Grandma, your Grandpa
And all your friends too,
Brothers and Sisters, Aunts and Uncles
And don’t forget your teachers too. We need...

One, Two, Three and Four, we need
One, Two, Three and Four, we need...

CHORUS

Don’t forget to give Four Hugs today.

---------------------------------
Four Hugs a Day
Earl Robinson and Charlotte Diamond

 

[funnygarcia]

ohhh and the really annoying one....


Today is Monday,Today is Monday
Monday -- string beans
All you hungry children, come and eat it up!

Today is Tuesday,Today is Tuesday
Tuesday -- spaghetti
Monday -- string beans
All you hungry children, come and eat it up!

Today is Wednesday, Today is Wednesday
Wednesday -- soup,Tuesday -- spaghetti, Monday -- string beans
All you hungry children, come and eat it up!

REPEAT PATTERN>>>>

Today is Thursday
Thursday -- roast beef
All you hungry children, come and eat it up!

Today is Friday
Friday -- fresh fish
All you hungry children, come and eat it up!

Today is Saturday
Saturday -- chicken
All you hungry children, come and eat it up!

Today is Sunday
Sunday -- ice cream
All you hungry children, come and eat it up!

 

[funnygarcia]

Did you get YOUR 4 hugs today???


COME BACK!!!!!!!!

Save me from myself please...