Universal = White Trash

[Disneyolic]

Unless it's cold out, I prefer a sleeveless shirt in Disney ... or Universal, whatEVAH.

 

[My2QTs]

Gosh, I just don't know where I fit in here. I am overweight, enjoy an occasional alcoholic drink (i.e. wine), and am highly educated; however, I don't smoke, I don't have tatoos, and I definitely don't wear wife-beater shirts. I am really stumped as to whether I should visit Universal now. Hmmm.. what's a girl to do?

 

[Disneyolic]

Gosh, I just don't know where I fit in here. I am overweight, enjoy an occasional alcoholic drink (i.e. wine), and am highly educated; however, I don't smoke, I don't have tatoos, and I definitely don't wear wife-beater shirts. I am really stumped as to whether I should visit Universal now. Hmmm.. what's a girl to do?

It could be a very scary place for you. Disney accepts overweight educated drunks!

 

[Tanya90210]

It could be a very scary place for you. Disney accepts overweight educated drunks!

DM you always know what cracks a person up.... I see the troll has left the building

 

[chobie]

Gosh, I just don't know where I fit in here. I am overweight, enjoy an occasional alcoholic drink (i.e. wine), and am highly educated; however, I don't smoke, I don't have tatoos, and I definitely don't wear wife-beater shirts. I am really stumped as to whether I should visit Universal now. Hmmm.. what's a girl to do?

Do you wear shorts that let your butt cheeks hang out? Then you may still qualify for admission to US.

 

[Dead-metal]

I was looking through my last holiday photo's and I fit the OP's criteria.

 

[Disneyolic]

I was looking through my last holiday photo's and I fit the OP's criteria.

Wait a darn tootin second! You are missing about 300+ extra pounds!

No Universal for you!!! Said in my best Soup Nazi voice.

 

[jax677]

LOL!!! Since when are blue jean shorts white trash? I guess I have happily been white trash for years. Oh well, at least I am able to pass the torch down to my 2 girls.

 

[chobie]

Wait a darn tootin second! You are missing about 300+ extra pounds!

No Universal for you!!! Said in my best Soup Nazi voice.

Yeah, and if I'm not mistaken I think I saw teeth!!! And they weren't gold!

 

[FireandIce]

The troll left out one other universally accepted sign of ignorance.

Dopes who call City Walk, River Walk.

 

[Dead-metal]

Yeah, and if I'm not mistaken I think I saw teeth!!! And they weren't gold!

They are my own teeth and no, they aren't gold, but.....

I've got the "wife beater", the tat's, piercings, I smoke and drink. Please let me in. I can try to gain 300 pounds in 5 months.

 

[inkkognito]

Even though this is a Universal post, I think that a quote from Buzz Lightyear of Disney fame sums up my thoughts about Troll...er, Troy:

"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell."

 

[ntsammy5]

"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell."

Perfect

 

[RVGal]

They are my own teeth and no, they aren't gold, but.....

I've got the "wife beater", the tat's, piercings, I smoke and drink. Please let me in. I can try to gain 300 pounds in 5 months.

But, it appears as if your children are carrying Disney souvenirs. You can't possibly be suggesting that someone who is well-bred enough to enjoy WDW would lower themselves to visit Universal too. Isn't this an either/or situation?

 

[mslclark]

Thanks for the laugh - biggest hoot I've had all day!

You guys - you didn't realize the OP was including himself in the description:

I am in Orlando for 9 days for my kid's school vacation week. We have been to Disney a few times, and unless you are brain dead (or working with a double digit IQ), how many times can you go to the same park? So, to change things up, my family and I went to Universal for the first time yesterday, 4/12/08. All I can ask is; who gave out the free passes to the trailer park and is there anyone in Orlando under 250 lbs, with all their teeth and who doesn't have a tattoo?

so which one is he, brain dead or double digit IQ? Since he's been to Disney parks several times, one must apply. And since he was in Orlando, he must have included himself in the above description.

 

[Dead-metal]

But, it appears as if your children are carrying Disney souvenirs. You can't possibly be suggesting that someone who is well-bred enough to enjoy WDW would lower themselves to visit Universal too. Isn't this an either/or situation?

We stole those toys off another family. I can't afford to buy my kids cuddly toys.

 

[Disneyolic]

We stole those toys off another family. I can't afford to buy my kids cuddly toys.

Well, that totally makes up for the underweight issue! Admission to Universal accepted!!! But please don't tell me that your kids are wearing Mickey Crocs because that would totally get you thrown out.

 

[Dead-metal]

Well, that totally makes up for the underweight issue! Admission to Universal accepted!!! But please don't tell me that your kids are wearing Mickey Crocs because that would totally get you thrown out.

No Mickey crocs, we bought them from Payless Shoes on I-Drive.

Personally I don't subscribe to the Disney versus Universal battle that seems to affect some people. I enjoy both parks for different reasons and because we spend two weeks in Orlando we split our time between the two parks and visit Seaworld.

 

[Metro West]

Just a side comment here....it's nice to see all the new people on the "dark side" of the DIS. I hope you guys continue to post and share your pictures and experiences.

 

[Disneyolic]

Personally I don't subscribe to the Disney versus Universal battle that seems to affect some people. I enjoy both parks for different reasons and because we spend two weeks in Orlando we split our time between the two parks and visit Seaworld.

I think you're right. Do I have a preference? Sure do but I would never battle on it. I would love to take my family to US/IoA and still have time to everything in Disney. Must ... break ... away ... someday!

I'm surprised this thread hasn't gotten locked up yet. But it proved a lot of fun for me to today. What's the chance that I venture over to this board to ask a question and stumble on this first? Oh joy for me!