I can see it now
Spideyhulk is walking around USF. "hello, seagull? marauder?" he asks randomly.
*a piegon walks around*
*SH sneaks up*
"You there! Have you seen a seagull known as the Dark Marauder?"
"coo"
"Coo? What does that mean?"
"coo"
"Tell me! Please!"
Security walks up. "Um, sir, are you okay? You were yelling at that piegon."
"I, I'm just looking for the employee of the month seagull"