SpideyHulk24
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it will now have an R rating won't it??? LOL.... just kidding.
Universal Studios Chat 9
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Flyfly_Eclipse
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LOL!!! Well, it's a mostly teenager-oriented website, so you shouldn't be TOO surprised....LOL
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Q What is the similarity between a microwave oven and a man?
A They both get hot in 15 seconds.
It takes most guys a whole Fifteen seconds?
A They both get hot in 15 seconds.
It takes most guys a whole Fifteen seconds?
Flyfly_Eclipse
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OH! I just found out why this computer was logged in as Jiffy...check out the lovely response my aunt made in the UO Meets thread 
Anyway, what I meant to say was:
Anyway, what I meant to say was:
Flyfly_Eclipse
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So how is everyone today? I'm exhausted. Going to Universal on Saturday probably. Though it's now getting harder to say for sure. Two days ago, rain chance was 50% for Sunday, yesterday it said 40%, and today it says 30%. Hmmm.
Anyway, just wondering where Selina has been!
Message to IMGONNABE40!: I have not yet forgotten about the picture I'm meaning to send you. I will get that in the mail soon......however, if you want the picture on the computer while you are waiting for the tangable one, I can send that your way (may just put it on a webpage where you can save, since e-mail may take too long to receive). I had gotten a photo CD b/c of some great GB pictures, so this'll be no problem.
Robin: Sorry I have not gotten out your video yet. I'm still trying to figure out the video editing software and will get the video to you soon.
Anyway, just wondering where Selina has been!
Message to IMGONNABE40!: I have not yet forgotten about the picture I'm meaning to send you. I will get that in the mail soon......however, if you want the picture on the computer while you are waiting for the tangable one, I can send that your way (may just put it on a webpage where you can save, since e-mail may take too long to receive). I had gotten a photo CD b/c of some great GB pictures, so this'll be no problem.
Robin: Sorry I have not gotten out your video yet. I'm still trying to figure out the video editing software and will get the video to you soon.
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Sorry, been really busy with work. Can only be on for a few mins, lots to do. Hope you have agreat day on Saturday - wish I was going! It's gale force winds and heavy rain here too at the moment, not very nice. I'll try and post some jokes on yours tomorrow - start up a new thread.
Jim.....glad you thought they were funny.
Prince Eric: How long does it take you to get hot?
Here's a quickie till I can post some more:-
An elderly gentleman shuffles into a newspaper office and asks if he can place a piece in the obituaries section.
"No problem sir," says the girl behind the desk. "That'll be $1.60 per word.
Nodding slowly, the old man writes:'Doris is dead' on a piece of paper, and forlornly passes it back to the girl.
"Is that all you want to put in it?" asks the girl.
The pensioner looks at her with sad eyes. "I'm afraid I only have $4.80, my dear" he says, and begins to shuffle out of the door.
Feeling sorry for the old man, the girl says she'll speak to the editor and see if she can get him a special deal.
"Wait here and I'll see if we can work something out."
Moments later she returns from the editor's office, grinning broadly.
"Good news," she says. "The editor says you can have another $4.80 worth of words."
Smiling gratefully, the old amn takes another piece of paper and thinks for a moment.
Shakily, he then writes: "Doris is dead. Metro for sale"
Jim.....glad you thought they were funny.
Prince Eric: How long does it take you to get hot?
Here's a quickie till I can post some more:-
An elderly gentleman shuffles into a newspaper office and asks if he can place a piece in the obituaries section.
"No problem sir," says the girl behind the desk. "That'll be $1.60 per word.
Nodding slowly, the old man writes:'Doris is dead' on a piece of paper, and forlornly passes it back to the girl.
"Is that all you want to put in it?" asks the girl.
The pensioner looks at her with sad eyes. "I'm afraid I only have $4.80, my dear" he says, and begins to shuffle out of the door.
Feeling sorry for the old man, the girl says she'll speak to the editor and see if she can get him a special deal.
"Wait here and I'll see if we can work something out."
Moments later she returns from the editor's office, grinning broadly.
"Good news," she says. "The editor says you can have another $4.80 worth of words."
Smiling gratefully, the old amn takes another piece of paper and thinks for a moment.
Shakily, he then writes: "Doris is dead. Metro for sale"
Flyfly_Eclipse
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hey Selina! sounds great.
Flyfly_Eclipse
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LOL!!
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Flyfly--Just happened upon this thread and saw your message about the photo. Whenever you get the chance is fine. Please let me know if there is another way to access it.
Okay Pirate Fans! My son loves pirates and we usually do this one together with me as the "straight man" and my son as Captain Hook.
ME: Captain Hook sir. Looks like pirating is mighty dangerous work. Can you tell me why you have a peg where your left leg should be?
Why, this happened years ago. My ship went down and as I was swimming to shore a shark bit off me leg.
ME: That sounds awful. Can you tell me Captain why you have a hook where your right hand should be?
Why I lost me hand in a swordfight. 'Course I won the fight!
ME: Wow! Finally Captain. Why do you have a patch where your eye should be?
That there happened because a seagull pooped in my eye.
ME: And that caused you to lose your eye?!
No. First day with my new hook!
Okay Pirate Fans! My son loves pirates and we usually do this one together with me as the "straight man" and my son as Captain Hook.
ME: Captain Hook sir. Looks like pirating is mighty dangerous work. Can you tell me why you have a peg where your left leg should be?
Why, this happened years ago. My ship went down and as I was swimming to shore a shark bit off me leg.ME: That sounds awful. Can you tell me Captain why you have a hook where your right hand should be?
Why I lost me hand in a swordfight. 'Course I won the fight!ME: Wow! Finally Captain. Why do you have a patch where your eye should be?
That there happened because a seagull pooped in my eye.ME: And that caused you to lose your eye?!
No. First day with my new hook!Flyfly_Eclipse
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IMGONNA: How cute!!
Selina -- I know you're on at my forums...yet...no posting?!
Selina -- I know you're on at my forums...yet...no posting?!
Selina
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I had to read from page 17 to page 23 first!! The I read the others
Glad you like it Jim.........Flyfly likes this one:-
LIFE EXPLAINED
On the first day God created the cow.
God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.
Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty."
And God agreed.
On the second day God created the dog.
God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten."
So God agreed (sigh).
On the third day God created the monkey.
God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span."
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so.
Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed again.
On the forth day God created man.
God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years! No way, man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained.
The I read the others Glad you like it Jim.........Flyfly likes this one:-
LIFE EXPLAINED
On the first day God created the cow.
God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.
Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty."
And God agreed.
On the second day God created the dog.
God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten."
So God agreed (sigh).
On the third day God created the monkey.
God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span."
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so.
Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed again.
On the forth day God created man.
God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years! No way, man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained.
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Interestingly...you don't talk much on my forum Selina!! I can barely even get a single post from you!
Hey DISers? Will you do me a favor?? Can you post some on my forums? I made the option where you do NOT have to be a member to post...I just need some things to get the forums starting (not much going on except for the GB thread). Please???????
Hey DISers? Will you do me a favor?? Can you post some on my forums? I made the option where you do NOT have to be a member to post...I just need some things to get the forums starting (not much going on except for the GB thread). Please???????
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Selina, in order to solve this "problem" (which I'm sure is the case for MANY, not just you). I have joined partnership with two teenage guys who are going to help me. They have their own website, and will also provide a teenage GUY'S perspective of the parks for my site...which will be a huge step!
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