Wow, you've high standards. I'm seriously doubting that his ticket was worth more than 200 one way. 800+hotel comp already practically reeks of desperation. That's probably about how much they'd be comping an involuntary bump. It says UP TO 1350. That's the max. I think the actual rule is something like double the original fare but maximum 1350. Wasn't that mentioned somewhere on the thread?
So under that rule, the voluntary bumps were already making out like bandits. When was the last time you flew a one way domestic flight for more than $400 dollars?? I mostly fly cross country, and even if it's small regional airport, it's hardly ever more than 600 round trip.
I tend to think that if I wouldn't budge for 800, I wouldn't budge for 1300. At some point they've got to make the call to bump folks.
I agree with the other stuff though. They don't enforce carryon stuff at all. Then they find new things for you to pay for. Last flight, they had discontinued the complimentary movie in favor of pay per view. And I'm tall for a woman but short for a man- leg room and seat width is getting ridiculous. I've now started to pick my airline based on which one makes it so that my knees aren't jammed up against the seat in front of me. It's public transit, but it's not cheap enough for all the cost cutting they are doing. I didn't mind discount airlines in Europe, because the prices were actually discount level.
Edited to add that I don't agree with the greyhound thing though. When I see that, I've always got to wonder if the poster has actually used greyhound lately. Worse customer service, creepy fellow passengers, insufficient security, etc. Not to mention that 2 hours driving time takes them about 13 hours on the routes I've used. Will fly any day over that!