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Hmmm....I wonder if a higher percentage of former Chrissy doll owners are present day turtle savers?![]()
maybeeeee...
Hmmm....I wonder if a higher percentage of former Chrissy doll owners are present day turtle savers?![]()
Wait, you held up traffic to try and get a turtle out of the road? I'm sure the other people in those cars were not laughing.![]()


On my way home from shopping today, I turned off the expressway on the exit ramp. A little way up I could see a lump in the middle of my lane. I slowed down-at first I thought it was a sweatshirt or piece of clothing. When I got closer and started to go around it, I saw it was a turtle trying to cross the road. So I checked in back, and backed up so I could block traffic in that lane, waiting for the other lane to clear. I was going to toss him back down the hill he had come up-we live in marshes, so there was probably a body of water down there.
Anyway, one of the cars next to me stops, so now all traffic is stopped. I have a big truck in back of me, so I get ready to go save this little guy's life. The woman in the stopped car hops out of her car to do the same. We go up to him, I nudge his behind, and the little *&#$%@^% SPINS AROUND and tries to bite me. Yep, he isn't one of those nice turtles that just mosey around all day, he is a big ole' snapping turtle, and he is snapping at my Birkenstock clad (unclad) toes!! I then tried to reach down and push him from behind with my hand-bad idea, have you ever seen a turtle SPIN? It's funny to see, but not when your hand is where you thought it should be safe..but it's not! So we are ready to just leave and let Mr. Pissy Pants go ahead and get run over, because he certainly won't let us help him. The other woman runs to her car and returns with an empty box. I am thinking.."are you kidding me, you are going to try to put him in that box??!!" Then she starts to push him with it, and he is moving ever so slightly towards the side of the road, snapping and biting at the box all the way..and BTW, this thing wasn't really "little" he probably weighed about 10-15 pounds, and I am guessing he was about 18 inches long. And he wasn't going down without a fight. Finally after what seemed like an eternity (cars are really piling up now, and I am sure the folks that could see us were laughing their butts off at us.), the little SOB finally gets to the side of the road. One good push would have sent him flying down the hill to his previous residence. But we were so ticked off at him by then, and he was facing us with his mouth wide open(could have fit a golf ball in it easily.), so we let nature take over and left him there. He was on his own.
It doesn't pay to be an ingrate. Remember that..
binny, we've got ducks and ducklings here, too. Right in front of my kids' school, where it's supposed to be 25 mph, but the cars fly down that road. I stopped once for a momma and about 10 babies (I actually stop if I even see them coming, not just when they are right on the street..) and the oncoming traffic stopped, too. While we were waiting, someone about three cars back was beeping their horn. Yeah, like we all just stopped simultaneously for no reason, jerk..
always catching snakes and critters in our yard..)
She was a ways from the nearest crosswalkOn my way home from shopping today, I turned off the expressway on the exit ramp. A little way up I could see a lump in the middle of my lane. I slowed down-at first I thought it was a sweatshirt or piece of clothing. When I got closer and started to go around it, I saw it was a turtle trying to cross the road. So I checked in back, and backed up so I could block traffic in that lane, waiting for the other lane to clear. I was going to toss him back down the hill he had come up-we live in marshes, so there was probably a body of water down there.
Anyway, one of the cars next to me stops, so now all traffic is stopped. I have a big truck in back of me, so I get ready to go save this little guy's life. The woman in the stopped car hops out of her car to do the same. We go up to him, I nudge his behind, and the little *&#$%@^% SPINS AROUND and tries to bite me. Yep, he isn't one of those nice turtles that just mosey around all day, he is a big ole' snapping turtle, and he is snapping at my Birkenstock clad (unclad) toes!! I then tried to reach down and push him from behind with my hand-bad idea, have you ever seen a turtle SPIN? It's funny to see, but not when your hand is where you thought it should be safe..but it's not! So we are ready to just leave and let Mr. Pissy Pants go ahead and get run over, because he certainly won't let us help him. The other woman runs to her car and returns with an empty box. I am thinking.."are you kidding me, you are going to try to put him in that box??!!" Then she starts to push him with it, and he is moving ever so slightly towards the side of the road, snapping and biting at the box all the way..and BTW, this thing wasn't really "little" he probably weighed about 10-15 pounds, and I am guessing he was about 18 inches long. And he wasn't going down without a fight. Finally after what seemed like an eternity (cars are really piling up now, and I am sure the folks that could see us were laughing their butts off at us.), the little SOB finally gets to the side of the road. One good push would have sent him flying down the hill to his previous residence. But we were so ticked off at him by then, and he was facing us with his mouth wide open(could have fit a golf ball in it easily.), so we let nature take over and left him there. He was on his own.
It doesn't pay to be an ingrate. Remember that..
I have been known to stop and take turtles out of the middle of the road (but not on a highway). But, you are braver than me -- I'm not messing with a snapping turtle.



Wait, you held up traffic to try and get a turtle out of the road? I'm sure the other people in those cars were not laughing.![]()
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It happens all the time here in Florida, and every time I have "rescued" a turtle from the road, everyone always stops, then once the rescue is over, they usually pass slowly and give me a thumbs up!![]()
Whats wrong with taking 30 seconds out of your life to save some poor turtle from getting smashed by a truck?
And I too am usually snapped at or at least hissed at!![]()
or in this case turtle. 
Wait, you held up traffic to try and get a turtle out of the road? I'm sure the other people in those cars were not laughing.![]()
I sure wish someone would have held up traffic to help get the 2 gray and 2 red foxes off of the road, instead hitting them. In the last 3 weeks, we have seen a huge increase in dead animals. These 4 made us mad, as they were not small foxes and who ever hit them had to have seen them and just didn't care.
I sure wish someone would have held up traffic to help get the 2 gray and 2 red foxes off of the road, instead hitting them. In the last 3 weeks, we have seen a huge increase in dead animals. These 4 made us mad, as they were not small foxes and who ever hit them had to have seen them and just didn't care.

Once he stopped for a bull frog that was so big it took up the entire line in the middle of the road. He said he wanted to keep it and play with it for a while but he had to go to work so he just moved it and went on.