Alright, bbn. I dont want to hear any more complaining, because here I am. I may not be funny or witty or clever like you but at least I can present a factual account of what happened, so, here goes.
We ambled around Epcot a bit trying to decide what to do when we stumbled upon Ellens Energy Adventure. I turned to the bbn.
Me: Wanna ride the Ellen ride?
Bbn: Idk, you decide.
Me: Well, idk either. What do YOU want to do?
Bbn: It doesnt matter. Do you want to ride it?
Me: Well, if you do, Ill ride it. WAIT. ENOUGH!!!!!!!! We have to stop doing this. Yes, we are getting on that ride, come on. *pulling confused bbn by the arm*
What has been said is true, Elisabeth and I really really cant make a decision to save our lives. I had to draw the line because it was getting out of control. And I think Ellen was a good choice. Ellen cracks me up. Like to the point of uncontrollable laughter. I just think about her and I chuckle. Before I was teaching I watched Ellen every morning. I love when she dances. Not that I ever got up and danced right along with her. No, I would never do that.
So anyway, even seeing Ellen makes me laugh so I was giggling as we approached the ride. I dont think the bbn understood me.
There was about a 45 minute wait for the ride and we were completely packed in the pre-show area. Standing room only, wall to wall people. Either that or it was just Elisabeth and me in there with about two other families. Yet for some reason we needed to stand. Wassup with that? Being the rebels (and by rebels I mean really annoying guests) that we are we blatantly continued to sit even when told to stand. Looking back on this, that was really obnoxious of us. I remember having to tell guests to do things at Chef Mickeys. Like park their strollers outside the restaurant. And they would refuse. I didnt make up the rules. I didnt really even care where they put the freaking strollers. I just had to tell them because my manager said so. Im thinking this poor CM was in a similar situation and we just caused her unnecessary stress. We should write her a note of apology. On second thought, I bet she quit after that traumatic experience so Im sure we wont have to bother. Oh well, its the thought that counts.
At any rate, we did stand up eventually because, lets face it, were not all bad.
As we were standing, exhausted from our long morning, barely able to hold ourselves up, I glanced over at Elisabeth and promptly plopped myself upon the floor.
Her: What are you doing? Were going to get in trouble!!! Stand back up!!! (major whining btw)
Me: @@ Fine. You just keep standing. Ill be sitting here. Relaxed. Rested my poor tired feet. Comfortably just sitting here and
.
Her: FINE!!!
And she sat down next to me. What happened next is all a blur. It seemed so surreal. We were just talking. And laughing, of course. Because were always laughing. Never a down moment for the hotT college chicks. Always happy, always jovial, always cheerful. You would think others around us would appreciate us. But no, this is not the case. As we were sitting in our merry little state I heard it. Quietly at first and then louder. Yup, Elisabeth so already stole the punch line on this one. It was
..
THE SHUSH!!!!!!!! From
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THE PURITAN!!!!
I think we were both equally shocked. We just looked at each other and made eye contact for a second like is this really happening? What do we do??! Then the natural answer was
.we laugh. We laugh in the face of trouble, in the face of danger. Basically, we laugh. And start to make our way into the ride. I watched to see where Disney Puritan was going to sit. I started to follow him.
Come on, Elisabeth, dont you want to sit by him?
Elisabeth: PJ!!!!!! What are you doing!!!!? You get back here right now! March, young lady!
Sheesh, she went all mom on me. I was just kidding! I think Disney Puritan secretly thought we were hotT though so even though Elisabeth redirected me to a row away from him, he sat right behind us. Yeah, he thought we were hotT.
As the ride started some woman was going crazy with her camera. She really was taking excessive pictures. With the flash. Which we had been told not to use. And I, for one, always follow the rules. Yup. Sure do. I looked at Elisabeth and started to say uh oh, I can just tell this isnt going to be good! But, before I could get my thought out Disney Puritan was at it again. Only this time with expletives. Oh, my virgin ears. Not cool. Okay, so maybe I could handle the word, but there were small children around for goodness sakes. I mean, what is this, Disney World or something? Yes, cursing in front of small children had crossed a line for both of us. It felt so good to return the shushing. Give him a taste of his own medicine or whatnot. I think he was shocked. Giggling ensued.
The reason the bbns report of the rest of the ride is so short is because she fell asleep. Yes, folks, its true. She fell asleep right in the middle of the roaring dinosaurs complete with witty comments by Ellen Degeneres and scientific facts contributed by her bff Bill Nye. I just rolled my eyes at the sleeping bbn and let her sleep. At the end of the ride she glanced up at me all confused. I know that look. I do that look. Pure confusion.
Is it over already??? she asked me.
yes, you fell asleep.
Did not!
Ummmm
..okay? I think somebody was in denial.
Once off the ride I asked the bbn where to next? Blank stare.
well, where do you want to go? she asked me.
Here. We. Go. AGAIN!!!!! The whole not making decisions thing really didnt go well for us. Eventually I determined that I needed to eat something before heading out of the park to work. I decided Mexico sounded good, so off we went.
And what happens in Epcot stays in Epcot. More later. Your turn, bbn!
The CMs were like this when I was there in September. Weirdos. Oooppps, lost my focus.
Yes, Ms. Nurse. Please get a Diet Coke since you have low blood sugar. 
