Two HotT College Chicks and a Cowboy Take on the World

[PrincessJasmine08]

You were there? In the room? At OKW? While I was showering and dressing? And then you were at the Gurgling Suitcase? Enjoying the breakfast of champions?

MTE when I read her post but then I thought, well, maybe she really was there even though she said she rode with her sister to work, maybe enjoyed a smuggled Krispy Kreme donut at Chef Mickey's, and then met you two at Epcot that morning.

I also held back because I'm really not the snarky or smart-alecky type.

-- Rob

 

[WheatThins]

Last edited by PrincessJasmine08 : Yesterday at 07:52 PM. Reason: apparently I only speak in smileys

So, just to clarify, you're saying you would like to request more details in my next installment, correct? I aim to please, so I just want to make sure I'm hearing you right.

On second thought, maybe you should do your whole report using ONLY Swahili.

Wheat Thins

 

[babynurse1]

Last edited by WheatThins : Today at 10:59 AM. Reason: M I Z - Z O U. That idea might work for you too BBn.

Oh don't be tempting me mister. As some of y'all know, I got a huge chunk of my posts on the smiley board. I can speak smiley in my sleep.


Sincerely,

and a

 

[WheatThins]

Oh don't be tempting me mister. As some of y'all know, I got a huge chunk of my posts on the smiley board. I can speak smiley in my sleep.


Sincerely,

and a

Did you think I said SMILEY? I meant Swahili?

Wheat Thins

 

[babynurse1]

Did you think I said SMILEY? I meant Swahili?

Wheat Thins

Perhaps I do speak Swahili. I just didn't think y'all did.

Last edited by WheatThins : Today at 12:39 PM. Reason: Speaking smiley in your sleep might also explain all of the incoherent posts. Does JB do this too?

You have to posses a certain caliber of excellence before our posts become coherent. Just sayin...


Oko, PJ we have bumped this thread up enough. Post something. Anything. Coherent. Incoherent. Smileys. No smileys. BUT NO FALSEHOODS ABOUT THE BABYNURSE!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

When you said I had to post something coherent I was like, well, guess I won't be able to post afterall. Then, when you clarified (TMbbn ) that it could be incoherent I was once again ready to post. BUT, then when you said there could be no falshoods about you the deal was off. I simply can't think of anything legitimate to say about you in English, Swahili, or Smiley. Sorry.

 

[WheatThins]

When you said I had to post something coherent I was like, well, guess I won't be able to post afterall. Then, when you clarified (TMbbn ) that it could be incoherent I was once again ready to post. BUT, then when you said there could be no falshoods about you the deal was off. I simply can't think of anything legitimate to say about you in English, Swahili, or Smiley. Sorry.

Precisely.

Wheat Thins

 

[babynurse1]

When you said I had to post something coherent I was like, well, guess I won't be able to post afterall. Then, when you clarified (TMbbn ) that it could be incoherent I was once again ready to post. BUT, then when you said there could be no falshoods about you the deal was off. I simply can't think of anything legitimate to say about you in English, Swahili, or Smiley. Sorry.

Precisely.

Wheat Thins

Hang on here. Are y'all in this together? Is there some kind of conspiracy against the bbn? Do you want me to go Mel Gibson on you? How about Julia Roberts? I've spawned her look alike, dontchaknow?


PJ: Thank you for that useful TR update. I now feel ready to go on to the next installment.

 

[LBelle]

 

[Disney owl]

great reports thanks

 

[babynurse1]

Hi Baby Candy Cane Lips. My Elf name is Sassy Helper. Go figure.

great reports thanks

Welcome to the TR! Thanks for joining us from across the ocean. Am I allowed to say "mind the gap"? It seems to be a recurring theme of late.


PEEJ: Do I have your permission to go on? Or are you going to post something earth shattering, soon?

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

PEEJ: Do I have your permission to go on? Or are you going to post something earth shattering, soon?

I think you should mooooove on without me. That way all the pressure's on you and if I happen to write something before you that's fine but if I don't the ball's still in your court. Very selfish of me, acutally. What a goog friend I am.

 

[LBelle]

Hi Baby Candy Cane Lips. My Elf name is Sassy Helper. Go figure.




Welcome to the TR! Thanks for joining us from across the ocean. Am I allowed to say "mind the gap"? It seems to be a recurring theme of late.


PEEJ: Do I have your permission to go on? Or are you going to post something earth shattering, soon?

I am NOT sayin nothin 'bout THAT one!!! Nope!!!! Not happening!!!!

 

[babynurse1]

Thank you, PJ, for your useful commentary. I'm glad we haven't been waiting on that for over a month.
In other words, I am moovin on without ya.

Up next: Ellen's Energy Adventure. PJ likes Ellen Degeneres. She thinks she is funny. I like Bill Nye the Science Guy. (I'm singing the theme song in my head. It's really hard to learn. The words are:
Bill Nye, the Science Guy Bill Nye, the Science Guy
Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill
Bill Nye, the Science Guy "Science rules"
Bill Nye, the Science Guy
"Inertia is a property of matter"
Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill
Bill Nye, the Science Guy etc. Impressed?)
Dd and I used to watch that show when she was younger. Fond memories.

We head into the holding area. It was pretty much a ghost town in there. Although we have proven our able bodiedness previously in this trip, we decide not to take advanatage of our capabilities at this time. Peej and I sit on the floor. After all, we have had a long, tiring day. It's nearly 11:00 a.m. for goodness sakes!

We were only sitting a moment, when the CM walked up to the microphone and announced.

"Would everyone please move all the way forward to make room for those guests coming in."

PJ & I glance around. Crickets chirp. Tumbleweeds blow. Pins drop. You get the picture. There are NO incoming guests.

We laugh. out loud. I am sure the cast member is simply accustomed to giving her usual spiel, but it just seemed funny. There were no throngs of people pushing their way in to see Ellen.

A "look" flashes across the CM's eyes, and she gets BACK on her microphone, stares directly at the two hotT college chicks and states:

"Please remain standing while we are waiting for Ellen's Energy Adventure to begin"

I look at PJ. She looks at me. There is noone around us. We shrug. PJ asks me:

"Should we stand?"

I think for a second and then reply.

"Nah. If it were really crowded and people might trip over us or something, I would. But we are the only people sitting here. I am sure it will be fine."

We stay seated. Legs crossed. Indian Style. (sidenote: Someone told me that it is no longer pc to say "Indian style". I am 1/8 Cherokee Indian. Is it ok for me to say it, but not PJ? PJ has blonde hair and blue eyes. I suppose she is sitting Scandavian style.) Oooppps, lost my focus.

We are sitting. Conversing. Laughing. We think we are annoying noone. We would be wrong.

The CM glares at us and races BACK to her microphone.

I nudge PJ and whisper "uh oh. we're in trouble."

I believe PJ's response was "I laugh in the face of trouble." or was it "Bring it"? (It's been broughten. lol)

Sho 'nuf, the CM clears her throat and surveys the room. Then she says in a really whiney, ticked off voice.

"There is to be NO sitting on the floor. Please move all the way forward and Stand. Up."

Her gaze rests on me as she says "Stand." and moves to PJ on the word "Up."

PJ whispers "are we standing?" (just tryin' to clarify, right Peej?)

I whisper back "I hardly think this is the occasion to organzie a sit in."

"Huh?"

"Stand up....for now"

We stand up and smile sweetly at the CM. She stares back unwavered. Eyes Narrowed. The lights dim. Ellen begins talking and PJ and I promptly sit down. of course.

"You're such a rebel." I say laughingly at PJ

"I'm an angel" She laughs back.

"Oh Puhleee......" but before I can get my puhleeze out, we are promptly, unequivocally, and most definitely SHUSHED!


I freeze. I know that shush. Everything is in slow motion. I am trapped in the Matrix. My heart is pounding. I tell myself it is only a dream. This cannot be happening. I force myself to look. Slowly, hesitantly, haltingly, I lift my head and come face to face with "HIM"

THE DISNEY PURITAN *cue sinister music*

Happy Happy Joy Joy.

PJ and I roll our eyes. What else can we do?

We board the ride. We sit in a row all by ourselves. Apparently, nobody wants to sit with us. They must be intimidated by our coolness. Actually, as I stated earlier, there are only a handful of people riding.

The CM warns us to "keep our hands and arms inside the moving vee hick ull. No eating and drinking and NO flash photography"

I tell PJ I would kill for a Diet Coke and a Turkey Leg right now. Just so I could smile at the CM and eat and drink while throwing my legs over the side of the moving vee hick ull.

Merrily, we roll along. When we get to the dinosaurs, someone decides to take a picture. With a flash.

The Disney Puritan YELLS out "She said NO flash photography. Can't ANYBODY follow the blanking rules?" (why do I feel as if our misbehaving at Test Track is suddenly being thrown back into our faces?)

We have had just about enough of this tyrannical nonsense. PJ and I turn around and return the shushing favor.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! We can't hear!!!"

The Disney Puritan is hateful. He scowls at us and shakes his head. However, he behaves the rest of the time and we arrive at the end unscathed.

I guess once you've been shushed by a hott college chick, there is no room for argument.

PJ needs to eat some lunch before she heads to work. We opt to walk to World Showcase.

Mid stride I stop in my tracks. Something is wIerd.
PJ looks at me quizzically.

"wassa the matter?" she asks

"Uhhh, IDK. Let's stop in the gift shop. I feel shaky."

"Are you too hot?" PJ grabs my arm to steady me.

"Can you ever be too hotT?" I inquire.

PJ=

"Maybe I just need a drink and something to eat. Perhaps it's just low blood sugar."

We stop at a stand and purchase a Diet Coke.

Ahhhhhhhh. Nothing hits the spot like a cold Diet Coke on a hot August day.

"I've never seen you in such a state. Are you sure you are ok?" PJ looks at me questioningly.

"You've never seen me in such a state? You've only "seen" me for 3 days. I have more states to come. Let's proceed."

After our brief stop for a Diet Coke and titillating conversation, we head for World Showcase.

Agenda: Lunch and Mexico. Feliz Navidad!

 

[babynurse1]

I realize this installment has no pictures. I PROMISE pics in the next one.

I also realize this installment did not cover a lot of ground, but I did promise an update before Christmas, so here it is. I can get a tad verbose at times. You nice TR readers will just have to bear with me.

Perhaps PJ has something useful or insightful to add.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

1. PJ asks me:

"Should we stand?"

I think for a second and then reply.

"Nah. If it were really crowded and people might trip over us or something, I would. But we are the only people sitting here. I am sure it will be fine."

2. PJ and I roll our eyes. What else can we do?

3.PJ and I turn around and return the shushing favor.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! We can't hear!!!"

4."Are you too hot?" PJ grabs my arm to steady me.

1. I like that I look to a trollop as my moral compass. I mean, asking YOU if we should obey the rules and stand up??? What was I thinking??? I am the youth of America and you are influencing me. You'd think you could be a better role model.

2. Really rolling ones eyes is all that can be done in many circumstances. I am glad I've taught you something.

3. When you put it that way, I realize that was actually kind of us. I mean, we were just returning a favor. We're so polite.

4. By "PJ grabs my arm to steady me" she means "I grabbed PJ's arm, almost pulling her down and I acted really, really strange." In true trollop fashion I will not reveal why said bbn acted so strange. Some things just don't make it into the tr. Wow, I'm making you sound like a fuh-reak.

5. I feel like we need these after this last installment:

Just to remind our audience of who we truly are.

I'll post this time. For real. Eventually. Maybe....
I think.

 

[babynurse1]

1. Wow, I'm making you sound like a fuh-reak.

2. I feel like we need these after this last installment:

Just to remind our audience of who we truly are.

3. I'll post this time. For real. Eventually. Maybe....
I think.

1. really don't need any help in that department, tyverymuch

2. zackly, preeeeecisely

3. yeah right. not holding my breath.

 

[dismorgh]

Thank you, PJ, for your useful commentary. I'm glad we haven't been waiting on that for over a month.
In other words, I am moovin on without ya.

We won't say that it's about time.

Peej and I sit on the floor. After all, we have had a long, tiring day. It's nearly 11:00 a.m. for goodness sakes!

Why, you must be ready to expire, being 11 and all.

We laugh. out loud. I am sure the cast member is simply accustomed to giving her usual spiel, but it just seemed funny. There were no throngs of people pushing their way in to see Ellen.

Rebels!

Then she says in a really whiney, ticked off voice.

"There is to be NO sitting on the floor. Please move all the way forward and Stand. Up."

Her gaze rests on me as she says "Stand." and moves to PJ on the word "Up."

She sounds determined!

THE DISNEY PURITAN *cue sinister music*

Oh no! Not him!

I tell PJ I would kill for a Diet Coke and a Turkey Leg right now. Just so I could smile at the CM and eat and drink while throwing my legs over the side of the moving vee hick ull.

Again with being a rebel.

The Disney Puritan is hateful. He scowls at us and shakes his head. However, he behaves the rest of the time and we arrive at the end unscathed.

But of course he behaved!

Ahhhhhhhh. Nothing hits the spot like a cold Diet Coke on a hot August day.

So very true!

"You've never seen me in such a state? You've only "seen" me for 3 days. I have more states to come. Let's proceed."

We can't wait to see what other fascinating states you have!!


So I guess I'm kinda first, well, after PJ finally stepped in.

 

[babynurse1]

So I guess I'm kinda first, well, after PJ finally stepped in.

Uhh, Kevin, you may be not just the first but the only one left.

For some reason, we tend to frighten people away. It's perplexing.

 

[dismorgh]

Uhh, Kevin, you may be not just the first but the only one left.

For some reason, we tend to frighten people away. It's perplexing.

I do not frighten easily! You only have to look in a few other threads to see that!