Two HotT College Chicks and a Cowboy Take on the World

[Sleeping*Beauty]

Thank you Sleeping*Beauty! Obviously, a TRUE Disney fan.

You get the bonus points, and the "A" for the day, and one year of Cinderella duties performed by PJ. B/C she's a clean freak, and actually ENJOYS housework.

Yay no more cleaning!!!!

List for PJ
1. Vaccum
2. Dust
3. Laundry
4. Ironing
5.Dishes

Okay that'll do for now.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

PJ, actually, I can tell you that on one of my recent stalking expeditions at the Crazynurse Ranch, I caught BBN wringing her hands maniacally and cackling to herself about the cowgirlification of humankind. Scary stuff!

Oko, I don't know if I want to hear anymore excerpts from your stalking journal because that's just "wicked" scary, to steal a term from a wise (astarstar) Bostonian.

Just wait until you meet me, you'll be yee haw'ing like a professional. Plus, I'm the funnest person ever to meet. Just ask PJ and GoDaddy. I'm sure they will agree.

How much is the check for?

Is this trip report over already?

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

I'll keep it to a minimum as my version is on its way shortly...
I'm copying your quoting style. I want to be just like you.

1. Hollywood replied "NO! That would be rude." Hey, at least ONE of them has some manners. snark, snark, snark

2. This time we opt to take Hollywood's convertible. Hollywood and Mr. T in front and PJ & I in the back. The trio has now graduated to a quartet.

3. (PJ-Did they teach ya about Gabriel in Christian school?)

4. Hollywood decides to stay with Peej, so RS and I brave Space Mt. alone.

1. You got part of this right but you got a little confused. Let me help you out. That's what friends are for. Hollywood said "NO! I don't want to look at those boring pictures!!" and I said "Hollywood, don't be so rude!!!" Glad I could clarify that for you.

2. More like Mr. T and Hollywood were like "you 2 crazies sit in the back, civilized folk in the front." I think they even conversed happily amongst themselves while we engaged in mindless chatter and giggling. Isn't that how it went down?

3. Actually, smarty pants, I was in a play in the 3rd grade and I WAS the angel Gabriel. Yes, I was Gabriel. I was the one who came to Mary and told her that she was going to have the baby Jesus. Actually it was a musical so I sang it to her. Better yet we have it all on home video. Not that you're ever seeing that.

4. Again, you left something out. Again, I'll step up. See how I've got your back? What actually happened, folks, is that we only had 2 FP's and the bbn was like "C YA PJ and Hollywood, I know I'm going on this ride and I'm brining Ron Stoppable with me, so tough luck to you 2!!!"

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

1. My last name is not that hard to grasp. Is it? Those of you who know it, back me up. It's not a completely off the wall, difficult to spell, unable to pronounce last name. Whatever.

2. Everybody confused? Goog. Welcome to PJ's world. Ouch!! J/K LYLAT

3. (i.e. at the airport when she was sizing me up and giving me the "If you hurt my sister, I will kill you" look at the same time)

4. NOTE TO SELF: If I'm ever pulled over by the cops, DO NOT let Hollywood do the talking.

5. Mr. T said Hollywood was on a roll that evening. He surmised that the bbn and the cowboy had indeed won her over and she might actually *gasp* like us. I tried to 'splain to PJ that we are the most normal wIerdos that she would ever meet, but I guess having big sisters stamp of approval was confirmation in itself.

6 (vegetarian PJ is rubbing off on me)

7. PJ: Did we get spinach dip for an appetizer? Whatever it was, I remember thinking it was really yummy.

8. PJ and Hollywood entertained us with one of their many talents as seen below:

1. As much as I do enjoy snarking at you I will back you up this once. Don't get used to it. You have a simple last name. The woman just wasn't too smart. There. Enjoy the moment.

2. You don't have to apologize. I've come to embrace it. Didn't you read? This: is now my signature smiley!

3. I told Hollywood you said she gave you that look and she denied it. She said you're a crazy lady and all she did at the airport was open the trunk for you and say hi. Just sayin.

4. Now I have to tell that story. Or maybe it was just that funny because I was involved in it. Was it that funny to you? Maybe it can go in my version.

5. Not gonna lie, the big sister does get a pretty strong vote in the approval of friends, boyfriends, aquaintances, internet wIerdos, etc. department. Congratulations on passing the test. I mean, Hollywood even talks to you online and on the phone now, you've clearly passed with flying colors.

6. Bout how long did that last? @@

7. It was creepy because we ordered the exact same thing for dinner. How quickly you forget....

8. We make a point of doing this in all fine dining establishments. It makes our parents very proud. Not that anyone not from Cincinnati would know this restaurant, but we used to do it in the Maisonette, we did it in Palo on the Disney Magic. It's kind of our thing. We excel at it, if I do say so myself.

The truth, coming to a hotT college trip report near you.

GREAT JOB BABYNURSE, you had me laughing once again!!!!!!

 

[babynurse1]

1. I want to be just like you.



2. Again, you left something out. Again, I'll step up. See how I've got your back? What actually happened, folks, is that we only had 2 FP's and the bbn was like "C YA PJ and Hollywood, I know I'm going on this ride and I'm brining Ron Stoppable with me, so tough luck to you 2!!!"

1. If I had a dollar for every time someone said that to me, I'd be a millionaire. lol

2. If you will recall, we had THREE FP's b/c we used your ticked to get one, in case Hollywood wanted to ride. But she decided to stay with you instead of riding with us? I still can't figure that one out.

1. It was creepy because we ordered the exact same thing for dinner. How quickly you forget....

2.We make a point of doing this in all fine dining establishments. It makes our parents very proud. Not that anyone not from Cincinnati would know this restaurant, but we used to do it in the Maisonette, we did it in Palo on the Disney Magic. It's kind of our thing. We excel at it, if I do say so myself.



GREAT JOB BABYNURSE, you had me laughing once again!!!!!!

1. I must have erased it from my memory d/t the extreme creepiness of the situation

2. I bet your parents are so proud.

3. Thanks! LYLAT

Last edited by Sleeping*Beauty : 10-01-2007 at 06:24 PM. Reason: BTW Lady and the Tramp is my fav Disney movie!

I knew from the moment I met you, that you were a smart lady. Thanks for reading along with us, hope your enjoying this "trip report"

 

[GoofyDad869]

PJ, don't tell me we missed a perfect opportunity at Chef Mickey's?!?

You see, I and both of my children are perfectly capable of hanging spoons off our noses too. It's one of those proud genetic traits I have handed down to my progeny. KAMommy just ignores us, or moves as far away as possible. If you ask me, I think she's just jealous of our mutant powers. But we use our powers for good.

I repeat.

WE.
USE.
OUR.
POWERS.
FOR.
GOOD.

But just think of all the photo opportunities that we missed at CM! Geez, ya think you know someone after sharing Mickey waffles and birthday placemats, but then there are those deep dark secrets that come out later.

 

[babynurse1]

PJ, don't tell me we missed a perfect opportunity at Chef Mickey's?!?

You see, I and both of my children are perfectly capable of hanging spoons off our noses too. It's one of those proud genetic traits I have handed down to my progeny. KAMommy just ignores us, or moves as far away as possible. If you ask me, I think she's just jealous of our mutant powers. But we use our powers for good.

I repeat.

WE.
USE.
OUR.
POWERS.
FOR.
GOOD.

But just think of all the photo opportunities that we missed at CM! Geez, ya think you know someone after sharing Mickey waffles and birthday placemats, but then there are those deep dark secrets that come out later.

I actually lol'd at the thought of you and PJ and the kids with spoons on your noses, and Cherie, RonStoppable, and I trying to pretend like we don't know ya'll.


It sounds like you're trying to convince us a little too hard that your powers are used for "good". I'm thinking you are trying to sway the normal people in our happy Chef Mickey group to the dark side. (again the normal ones would be RonStoppable, Cherie, and I)

ETA: Do or do not. There is no try.

 

[LBelle]

Okay...I'm back!!!

Now if I could just remember where I left off!!!!!!!

Elis???? PJ???? A little help here please!!!!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

1. If I had a dollar for every time someone said that to me, I'd be a millionaire. lol

2. If you will recall, we had THREE FP's b/c we used your ticked to get one, in case Hollywood wanted to ride. But she decided to stay with you instead of riding with us? I still can't figure that one out.

1. Oh. Gag. Me. With. A. Spoon.

2. This one's easy. It's because she likes me better. Duh.

PJ, don't tell me we missed a perfect opportunity at Chef Mickey's?!?

You see, I and both of my children are perfectly capable of hanging spoons off our noses too. It's one of those proud genetic traits I have handed down to my progeny. KAMommy just ignores us, or moves as far away as possible. If you ask me, I think she's just jealous of our mutant powers. But we use our powers for good.

I repeat.

WE.
USE.
OUR.
POWERS.
FOR.
GOOD.

But just think of all the photo opportunities that we missed at CM! Geez, ya think you know someone after sharing Mickey waffles and birthday placemats, but then there are those deep dark secrets that come out later.

If we had only known....
I would have totally been all over that. However, in case you couldn't tell, Hollywood doesn't quite excel at this talent in the same way that I do. She has to work at it. Me, I'm a natural. See how she's tilting her head back? That's cheating. Not everyone can be as talented as us though, right?

Okay...I'm back!!!

Now if I could just remember where I left off!!!!!!!

Elis???? PJ???? A little help here please!!!!

Welcome back, Trollop. However, in case you haven't noticed I can't even seem to keep track of myself, much less you. Elisabeth? Will you keep track of her? What's one more kid when you already have 100?

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Once the babynurse was finished berating and making fun of every innocent individual at the pool who didn't live up to her highly impossible standards we decided it was time to go back to the room and get changed. I wonder what she said about me when I wasn't there? I don't want to think about it.

Back at the ranch...I mean back in the room (help! She's taking over my mind!) Mr. Trollop changed first and the babynurse started playing gameboy leaving me to my own devices. Hmmmmm.......
I tried talking to the babynurse. The conversation went something like this.
Me: "So, did you have fun at the pool? What do you want to do at Magic Kingdom?"

BBN: "Uh huh, yep."

Me: "That doesn't make sense."

BBN: "Uh huh, yep."

It was another mommy moment. You know, when moms aren't listening and they just give you the uh huh, yep to try to make it sound like they are. That's what I was getting from the bbn. Okay, I get it, she was consumed with her gameboy. SO, since chatting up the babynurse wasn't going to be an option I moved on to the next logical choice, learning all about the babynurse family. Let me tell ya, you might think it's not possible to take some 700+ pictures of children and rodeos and vacations. You, however, would be mistaken. Some may call it an inside glimpse.

Midway through my inside glimpse there was a knock at the door. Hollywood. Definitely. I went to open it and Hollywood was standing there with raised eyebrows, giving me a very skeptical look, while holding my swimsuit. See, at some point I had changed and I put my swimsuit outside to dry and so that's what she saw when she walked up to the room. It left her feeling a tad bit confused. I think she was glad to see me clothed. I am so stopping right there.

Ahem. Getting back on track. Hollywood apparently wasn't interested in hanging around the room. Or looking at the babynurse's pictures, for that matter, so it was time to head out to the Magic Kingdom! But how shall we get there, you might ask??? I looked at Hollywood and said "how do you want to get there?"
She said, "we can just take a bus if that's alright with...." and then she cut herself off right in the middle of her sentence and looked at the bbn square in the face. "I forgot. Nevermind. We'll take my car."

HA!!!!! She remembered that certain people named Elisabeth cannot/will not wait patiently for a bus. So, off to Hollywood's car we happily trotted. Like trollops. Trotted like trollops. Say that 5 times fast. (maybe I shouldn't be writing this on 4ish hours of sleep)

ANYWAY, I think I remember Mr. Trollop more or less shoving Elisabeth into the back seat and saying something to the effect of "we will be having an intelligent conversation up here in the front seat. You 2 can chatter in the back." I don't know what he meant by that. Elisabeth? Can you clarify? Are we not intelligent?

The drive to the Magic Kingdom was uneventful. More importantly, though, the TRAM RIDE from the parking lot was uneventful. I think I breathed a sigh of relief. It's been said that the babynurse can get a little feisty on the tram. Crisis averted and into the MK we trolloply trotted. Via monorail, of course.

Since this trip was apparently all about the babynurse and what she wanted, and she announced that she wanted to ride Space Mountain, off we went. Ron Stoppable asked Hollywood if she wanted to ride with the Stoppables and her response, which was "No" may have come out of her mouth a little too fast. Hee hee hee.

Hollywood and I sent the Stoppables on their way and waited for them in the gift shop. I took that opportunity to share all of the gossip I had on Mr. Trollop and Elisabeth and how wIerd they were and how much I wanted to ditch them. Hollywood just sat and listened, looking like a deer in headlights. Elisabeth...I don't think I actually told you this.....at one point Hollywood actually did propose that we "ditch" you. But not for real. She just wanted to pretend ditch you to freak you out. Because she's a brat like that. I didn't think you would think it was funny though and since you're not reliable at picking up your cell phone I vetoed that plan.

Mooooving on. The Stoppables came out of the ride all cheerful. I'm sure they expressed their gratitude that Holllywood and I sat and waited for them. I'm sure of it. Positive. It must have just slipped my mind at the moment. Space Mountain accomplished, it was time for SUPPER!!! Off to Tony's we went!

 

[babynurse1]

1. Once the babynurse was finished berating and making fun of every innocent individual at the pool who didn't live up to her highly impossible standards


2. Midway through my inside glimpse there was a knock at the door. Hollywood. Definitely. I went to open it and Hollywood was standing there with raised eyebrows, giving me a very skeptical look, while holding my swimsuit. See, at some point I had changed and I put my swimsuit outside to dry and so that's what she saw when she walked up to the room. It left her feeling a tad bit confused. I think she was glad to see me clothed. I am so stopping right there.


3. (maybe I shouldn't be writing this on 4ish hours of sleep)

4. ANYWAY, I think I remember Mr. Trollop more or less shoving Elisabeth into the back seat


5. Since this trip was apparently all about the babynurse and what she wanted

6. .at one point Hollywood actually did propose that we "ditch" you. But not for real. She just wanted to pretend ditch you to freak you out.

1. Hang on, you make me sound like a complete idiot. I was the one who said, women should rally around each other and not cut each other down all the time. I just felt sorry for the gal, b/c the lifeguard was obviously not interested, and she just couldn't let it go.

2. I forgot about that! The look on her face was priceless.


3. Yeah, ya think? Your memory is a little fuzzy.

4. Nobody puts baby(nurse) in a corner. That's from a movie. Do ya know it?

5. Remember when we used to be nice and sweet to each other? Yeah, me neither.

6. BUT NOT FOR REAL! That's the key phrase in that sentence, b/c we're so much fun, who could possibly ditch us.



Clarifications: It was not a gameboy, it was a Nintendo DS. Plus, I was in the middle of a great game. Do you actually expect conversation at that moment?

Also, intelligent conversation is possible. just not between the two of us. hee hee

 

[Backstage_Gal]

PJ, the last time I rode SM was way back in the 80's. WIth my mom, who was in her 70's then. She sat behind me. I heard not a peep out of her the whole time, I was terrified that she had a heart attack. She later said that she was terrified of losing her dentures (which we all know happens). That was the last time I rode too. Not that I have have dentures, I still have all my teeth so far, just not a rollercoaster fan.

 

[babynurse1]

PJ, the last time I rode SM was way back in the 80's. WIth my mom, who was in her 70's then. She sat behind me. I heard not a peep out of her the whole time, I was terrified that she had a heart attack. She later said that she was terrified of losing her dentures (which we all know happens). That was the last time I rode too. Not that I have have dentures, I still have all my teeth so far, just not a rollercoaster fan.

Are you saying your mom, who was in her 70's, is braver than the hotT college chick? lol


That's a great story, Marita.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Are you saying your mom, who was in her 70's, is braver than the hotT college chick? lol


That's a great story, Marita.

Yep, that's what I', saying...

 

[jw50]

ANYWAY, I think I remember Mr. Trollop more or less shoving Elisabeth into the back seat and saying something to the effect of "we will be having an intelligent conversation up here in the front seat. You 2 can chatter in the back." I don't know what he meant by that. Elisabeth? Can you clarify? Are we not intelligent?

Mr. Trollop sounds like a smart guy

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

1. Hang on, you make me sound like a complete idiot. I was the one who said, women should rally around each other and not cut each other down all the time. I just felt sorry for the gal, b/c the lifeguard was obviously not interested, and she just couldn't let it go.

2. Nobody puts baby(nurse) in a corner. That's from a movie. Do ya know it?

5. Remember when we used to be nice and sweet to each other? Yeah, me neither.

Clarifications: It was not a gameboy, it was a Nintendo DS. Plus, I was in the middle of a great game. Do you actually expect conversation at that moment?

Also, intelligent conversation is possible. just not between the two of us. hee hee

1. But really, when do I not make you look like a complete idiot? It's kind of my job. Somebody's got to do it, right?

2. What do you think? I'll give you.....let me think.....I'll give you a visit from me at the crazynurse ranch and a trip to the rodeo if you get the answer right.

5. When was that? LYLAT and all that jazz, but bring on the snark!

Clarification A: Do you really think I know the difference b/w a gameboy and a nintendo ds?

Clarification B: We could have intelligent conversations if we wanted to. We just don't feel the need. Are you going to say whatever helps you sleep at night?

PJ, the last time I rode SM was way back in the 80's. WIth my mom, who was in her 70's then. She sat behind me. I heard not a peep out of her the whole time, I was terrified that she had a heart attack. She later said that she was terrified of losing her dentures (which we all know happens). That was the last time I rode too. Not that I have have dentures, I still have all my teeth so far, just not a rollercoaster fan.

AHEM. I have ridden Space Mountain multiple times. It did nothing but give me a headache. And it wasn't even fun. If it gave me a headache but it was super super fun I'd be over it. That ride is so not even worth my time.

Mr. Trollop sounds like a smart guy

Yeah, he's a smart......butt.

 

[babynurse1]

Mr. Trollop sounds like a smart guy

Well, he did marry me.

1. But really, when do I not make you look like a complete idiot? It's kind of my job. Somebody's got to do it, right?

2. What do you think? I'll give you.....let me think.....I'll give you a visit from me at the crazynurse ranch and a trip to the rodeo if you get the answer right.



Clarification A: Do you really think I know the difference b/w a gameboy and a nintendo ds?

Clarification B: We could have intelligent conversations if we wanted to. We just don't feel the need. Are you going to say whatever helps you sleep at night?


AHEM. I have ridden Space Mountain multiple times. It did nothing but give me a headache. And it wasn't even fun. If it gave me a headache but it was super super fun I'd be over it. That ride is so not even worth my time.

1. Right, b/c I can't look idiotic all by myself.

2. Huh? I know the answer. You need to know the answer. Hoo boy, some prize.

clarification A: No

clarification B: No

AHEM: whatever helps you sleep at night.

 

[LBelle]

 

[DarthMickey03]

Hello Everyone - read this report over several days and it convinced me to sign up for the board.

Great report

 

[babynurse1]

Hello Everyone - read this report over several days and it convinced me to sign up for the board.

Great report

WE convinced you to sign up for the board? Wow, PJ we're pretty goog!!

Nice to have you joining us.

Last edited by LBelle : Today at 10:25 AM. Reason: such an engrossing Trollop Tale!!!! Carry on....

Wellllllllllllll, ONE of the two hotT college chicks *obviously not me* is actually in WDW right now. I just got a text message of Cinderella's castle. I'm so jealous! So, the TR may be put on hold momentarily.