Two HotT College Chicks and a Cowboy Take on the World

[babynurse1]

Thanks for the most excellent TR!!

I eat supper, I tell dh "I'm going to fix supper" Dh (Michigander btw) says "why is it broken?" huh? He only eats dinner - I usually remember to prepare dinner, but sometimes I slip!!

Didyaknow when you follow the link from your siggy, you have to "sign in" so you cant multi quote until you do?

that's a wrap?

Another vote for supper. Goog for you Sandy! Thanks for reading along.

Hey, bbn...did Ron Stoppable sign all the necessary release forms before you decided to splash photos of his bahootey all over the DIS? Cuz I don't think I'd want to mess with a man with the fortitude to wear Wranglers in Florida in August. Just saying.................

I ain't scared. Ice water, baby.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Enough of this freaky vegetarian talk!!!!

WE NEED MORE TR!!!!!!

Come on, Elis!! I depend on you 2 for my daily !!!!

Is it really a good thing that we are being laughed at on a daily basis by the Canadian? What's so funny bout us????

I ain't scared. Ice water, baby.

'Cept when you have to meet lil college chicks. Because clearly that is terrifying.

Yeah. Does PJ go around with the bathing suit at home, too?
She really is prepared for all eventualities!

I was a Girl Scout for 7 years, what can I say?

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

My goodness, don't I just look thrilled in this picture???? I think the heat was starting to get to me. I may or may not have been about to start whining in the near future.

and here is PJ having the time of her life. Is that the beginning of a sunburn I see on those cheeks?

The sunburn began in the previous photo. This is just the continuation.

I am going to post my version, aka the truth, so I won't comment on every single aspect of this version, but I do feel a clarification is in order....
I do not carry a swimsuit with me at all times in Cincinnati. However, living in Orlando in the middle of summer, many opportunities to swim presented themselves. Therefore, being the good Girl Scout that I am, I kept a swimsuit with me at all times. Makes sense to me....

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

It would only make sense, that baby naming would lead to a conversation about "What would your porn name be", right?

Makes perfect sense to me.

Our silliness was getting a little out of hand and PJ witnessed a partial Julia Roberts laugh.

Our silliness is often getting a little out of hand. Hence the shushing that we experienced. But that's another installment...
Just wanted to say that I was trying to witness the Julia Roberts laugh at first but then once I did I understood why the babynurse family is embarassed by it. For such a little person, she's really very loud! (line from Friends, did anyone get that one?)

RonStoppable assures her that I have a hearty laugh, and that if PJ just gives me some time, she will undoubtedly hear it.

Hearty would be one word.

Too funny!!!!!!! The world will never know....

PJ and I swam off to the side of the pool and chatted and surveyed the scene. The water was nice and relaxing. It is here that Peej was priviliged enough to hear the Julia Roberts laugh for the first time. Heaven knows what we were talking about, but it was obviously quite amusing.

You make us sound all nice and innocent. Maybe I shouldn't blow our cover but I think what we were really doing was laughing at that poor girl who needed a good trollop lesson.

I'm only adding this to the TR to let PJ, GoDaddy, KAMommy (and the few other dissers that I've met IRL) know what a miracle it is that I actually showed up. You should count your blessings really. The one thing in the world that rattles babynurse, and I overcame it just for you guys. You're welcome.

It's a true honor. And that's all I'll say.

 

[jw50]

If I were at a nude beach, or a strip club, or in the grotto (Hef's not Ariel's), then I would expect to see such a display of skin.

So how many of these places have you actually been to?

I guess I should have gone with yall, I didn't see anything like that when I was there last month

 

[babynurse1]

'Cept when you have to meet lil college chicks. Because clearly that is terrifying.

Welllll, CERTAIN lil college chicks are

1. For such a little person, she's really very loud! (line from Friends, did anyone get that one?)
Hearty would be one word.


2. You make us sound all nice and innocent. Maybe I shouldn't blow our cover but I think what we were really doing was laughing at that poor girl who needed a good trollop lesson.

1. HEY! The people who know me find it endearing and besides isn't Julia Roberts known as "America's Sweetheart"? What's not to love? AND, my laugh is only loud on occasion. It has to be REALLY funny, not just mildly amusing. You have to work for my special laugh. You were just lucky I shared it with you.

2. US? Snarky? NEVER.

So how many of these places have you actually been to?

Isn't the grotto a rite of passage?

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

And the truth comes out...

After our life changing morning at MGM we decided it was time to moooove on. But to where? Magic Kingdom, of course!

Getting to the Magic Kingdom from MGM isn't the most fun in the world. However, being the fun people the we are, we still had a goog time. It just seems like such a long process....bus to TTC, then monorail (where we had to stand), then the bag check, blah blah blah. Either that or I just have a short attention span.

On our way to the MK I got a call from Hollywood. She picks up extra shifts here and there whenever she can. She informed me that she had heard that Gideon was going to be roaming in Town Square right when we were getting to MK. Perfect timing! Because who doesn't want to see Gideon?

Once we got into the park we waited around for a minute. Out came Gepetto. Waiting. Out came Pinocchio. Waiting. Out came Foulfellow. Still waiting. No Gideon. Hmmm....
By this point I was giggling. Because Hollywood is a slow girl. She's always the last one ready, last one in the car, etc. So it figures that Gideon would be too. Eventually Gideon made "his" way out.

Again, I was giggling. Just imagining who could be in that costume was a funny thought for me. I mean, when you've lived with someone for 21 years and you know them as well as you know yourself, to see them dressed up as different Disney characters, it's just funny. Trust me on this one. Not sure how I would know anyway.

Gideon was apparently just supposed to be roaming Town Square. He wasn't supposed to stop for pictures or autographs. His attendant was trying to help him out and told us "okay, folks, Gideon has to move on now." Gideon shook his head and took me by the hand and we walked around together. He even signed autographs for us, what a nice cat!!! I may have asked Gideon an inappropriate question (that I don't think Elisabeth heard) and he smacked me a little bit. Should I sue?

I can now understand why sometimes when Hollywood comes home she is a little grumpy. And sometimes she needs a nap. And she always requires lots of water. I was wearing a sundress and I was dying of heat. It was bad. I can't even imagine what it was like inside that costume. I don't know how people can do that on a daily basis.

Eventually it was time to say goodbye to the kitty and head out into the park agendaless.

I am running on 3 hours of sleep, but I told the babynurse I would post so that's my contribution for the evening. I will catch up to where I should be tomorrow night. And that's a promise.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Double post?

 

[LBelle]

You guys are killing me!!!!!!!!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Oko, I don't really think anyone's reading this, but I promised I would catch up tonight, SOOOO....

After we visited with Gideon, Mr. Trollop began to rapidly fade into the distance. At least the man's consistent. Two things I knew he would always do: walk way ahead of us and fall asleep in any attraction longer than 2 minutes. I like the predictability. The plan had been Space Mountain and Mr. Trollop seemed to be drifting toward Tomorrowland, so, to borrow a term from a goog friend, off our merry trio went.

Mr. Trollop was of course designated fastpass retriever. Elisabeth was just standing in the sun waiting for him to get done.

"aren't you ridiculously hot???" I asked her.

"no, I'm fine, quit your whining" was her reply. (and I also got a "look")

"I'll be over THERE if you need me," I said and pointed to a bench in the SHADE because it was Florida in August, any sane person would be sitting in the shade. I was just sitting there enjoying the brief respite from the heat when whaddayaknow, there's Elisabeth sitting right next to me. See, I knew I was the smart one and she'd follow my lead eventually. Those babynurses can be stubborn. I think I rolled my eyes but goog at her.

So, we sat and waited. And waited. And waited a little more. Then I realized the potential flaw in the shade plan. We had told Mr. Trollop we would be waiting right where we had been standing in the sun and then we moved without telling him. Again, welcome to Disney in August, it was crowded. No problem, Elisabeth reassured me, he'll find us.

So, we sat and waited. And waited. And waited a little more. Then Elisabeth got up to find him just as he was walking over to us and he relayed the Brazillian happenings. Aaaaah...now we understood why it took so long! After working at Chef Mickey's and dealing with many large Brazillian tourist groups I have many comments I could make about these groups but if you can't say something nice.....

Since we had journeyed all the way to the MK in the blistering heat in the dead of the crowds of August, clearly it was time to ride something significant. Something worth babynurse and Mr. Trollop travelling across many states for. Something....like the Carousel of Progress.

I will admit that it didn't sound half bad and I'll also admit I rather enjoy this ride. From time to time. Just as we got into the nice cool theatre and sat down Mr. Trollop was out. I swear I was still setting my purse down and was hardly in my seat and I looked over...zzzzzz......
Oh, to be able to do that!

Don't let the babynurse fool you either, she was sound asleep. Know how I know? I whispered her name. Moms have this thing that they can be sort of asleep but if you whisper their name they wake up instantly. At least my mom does. I've tried it many times. My theory is sound. Anyway, I whispered "Elisabeth" and "trollop" and "babynurse" and even "hey you." Nothing. She was asleep. I, however, learned all about our great nation and the progress we have made throughout the years. I'm sure I'm a better citizen for it. When the lights came back on Mr. Trollop still didn't wake up. MR TROLLOP!!!!!! Yikes, the babynurse can be loud. I think everyone in the theatre was looking at us at that point. Oh well, hotT college chicks like us are used to be stared at.

We dragged Mr. Sleepy out of the theatre and into the sunlight. It was mid-afternoon. It was hot. I think we were tired. Mr. Trollop was still half asleep. AND we had no agenda. So, we aimlessly wandered over to a bench where the conclusion was reached that we needed beverages. We headed to the nearest beverage station and got the drinks of choice. Then we just stood there and looked at each other. Actually, Mr. and Mrs. Trollop looked at me. I think they were wishing they knew someone who worked at Disney who could tell them what to do next.

I suggested the pool. They were receptive to this idea. BUT, the babynurse, always thinkin ahead brought up the valid point that I didn't have a swimsuit. Little did she know. Never underestimate a PJ.
I really don't always have a swimsuit with me in Cincinnati.

We briefly discussed whether it was lame to travel all the way from MGM to the Magic Kingdom just to ride the CoP. I decided that it was in fact not a lame trip because we got to see Gideon and that was pretty cool. I would have made a special trip to the MK just for that. So, once we justified our actions it was time to get outta there.

My typing fingers are getting tired....

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

In keeping with the theme of transportation for this trip, we had to wait for a bus and Elisabeth complained about that. Again, that Trollop family is consistent if nothing else.

It's getting late. I'm getting tired. Elisabeth already covered what went down on the bus ride. Disussion of stripper names. Duh. Makes perfect sense to me.

Back at the ranch, I mean old lock east, we headed to the Trollop room to get our swimsuits on. Actually I was made to watch something on tv first. Elisabeth is always accusing me of never having seen anything. Movies, tv shows, whatever. So something or other was on the tv and it was apparently a rite of passage so I had to watch a few minutes of it. To be perfectly honest I have no idea what it was. Must not have been that important.

Once the rite of passage was, well, passed, we headed to the pool. I am a good, innocent little girl and I didn't think anything of the people of various shapes and sizes wearing inappropriate swimwear. In fact, I didn't even notice it until Elisabeth brought it up. Really, I promise. We didn't discuss said people or get at all snarky either.

At this point I would like to request a visual aid of Mr. Trollop's actions at the pool. What he was doing can't really be described in words. Maybe it's a new stroke in swimming. Whatever it was, it was making me laugh excessively while Elisabeth simultaneously gave him the evil eye and told him to stop while glaring at me and telling me not to egg him on. Oh well, I thought it was funny. I'm sure there are no pictures of this event seeing as how our photographer was the one performing it, but I wish there were.

Lady Elisabeth, you're up!

 

[babynurse1]

1. "aren't you ridiculously hot???" I asked her.

"no, I'm fine, quit your whining" was her reply. (and I also got a "look")


2. I've tried it many times. My theory is sound. Anyway, I whispered "Elisabeth" and "trollop" and "babynurse" and even "hey you." Nothing.


3. I really don't always have a swimsuit with me in Cincinnati.

1. For I have learned, in whatsoever state I am, therewith to be content.


2. Ummm, yeah, I was asleep and didn't hear you. We'll go with that.

3. You should have seen her at the Reds game. I turn my head for one second in the bathroom, and that white tank top is thrown over the stall door and PJ emerges wearing a swimsuit.
"I'm hot. I'm sweating. I'm getting a sunburn"
To which I replied "Cowgirl up. Try sitting in the sun without complaining. It builds character"

 

[babynurse1]

1. Back at the ranch, I mean old lock east, we headed to the Trollop room to get our swimsuits on. Actually I was made to watch something on tv first. Elisabeth is always accusing me of never having seen anything. Movies, tv shows, whatever. So something or other was on the tv and it was apparently a rite of passage so I had to watch a few minutes of it. To be perfectly honest I have no idea what it was. Must not have been that important.

2. Once the rite of passage was, well, passed, we headed to the pool. I am a good, innocent little girl and I didn't think anything of the people of various shapes and sizes wearing inappropriate swimwear. In fact, I didn't even notice it until Elisabeth brought it up. Really, I promise. We didn't discuss said people or get at all snarky either.

3. At this point I would like to request a visual aid of Mr. Trollop's actions at the pool. What he was doing can't really be described in words. Maybe it's a new stroke in swimming. Whatever it was, it was making me laugh excessively while Elisabeth simultaneously gave him the evil eye and told him to stop while glaring at me and telling me not to egg him on. Oh well, I thought it was funny. I'm sure there are no pictures of this event seeing as how our photographer was the one performing it, but I wish there were.

1. It was "The Gilmore Girls" b/c everybody says my dd and I act like them. Thanks for paying attention.

2. I hope it's not raining in Cincy today. You better watch out for bolts of lightening.

3. I think the heat finally got to him too. Or maybe he just missed the kiddos and is used to act a little silly now and again.


What's up next? Dinner with Hollywood and more bday commerating for Mr. T.

Then we move on to the next day. Where Mr. T needed a "moment" without us. I have no idea why. We backtracked at Test Track. We are shushed!!! PJ goes to work. Mr. T and I eat at LeCellier. And the real question: Does RonStoppable convince me to go down the slide in a pool FULL of people at the OKW?

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

1. For I have learned, in whatsoever state I am, therewith to be content.


2. Ummm, yeah, I was asleep and didn't hear you. We'll go with that.

3. You should have seen her at the Reds game. I turn my head for one second in the bathroom, and that white tank top is thrown over the stall door and PJ emerges wearing a swimsuit.
"I'm hot. I'm sweating. I'm getting a sunburn"
To which I replied "Cowgirl up. Try sitting in the sun without complaining. It builds character"

1. Please tell me you didn't make that up.

2.

3. LIAR! I kept all my clothes on at the Reds game. So there. I don't like hot weather. Let's just wait until it's snowing and see who's complaining then.

p.s. I hardly complained about the heat at all today.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

1. It was "The Gilmore Girls" b/c everybody says my dd and I act like them. Thanks for paying attention.

2. I hope it's not raining in Cincy today. You better watch out for bolts of lightening.

1. I need to watch a better example. A longer example.

2. Well, if it is raining, I'll have an umbrella.

 

[jenr812]

Just had to check out your TR simply because your username caught my eye Seems we have lots more in common, too - I'm also 34, I also have a 14 yo DD, an 8 yo DS, and my youngest DS is 5 (close enough!). Can't match ya on the 12 yo though. LOL Anyway, I'll be back as soon as I can to catch myself up.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Just had to check out your TR simply because your username caught my eye Seems we have lots more in common, too - I'm also 34, I also have a 14 yo DD, an 8 yo DS, and my youngest DS is 5 (close enough!). Can't match ya on the 12 yo though. LOL Anyway, I'll be back as soon as I can to catch myself up.

Oh lord. I don't know if this thread can handle TWO babynurses.
jk!!!

 

[babynurse1]

1. Please tell me you didn't make that up.

Ummm, that was a Bible verse. Philippians 4:11

Gosh, I bet your parents are glad they spent all that money for you to go to a Christian school when you were growing up. hee hee hee

Just had to check out your TR simply because your username caught my eye Seems we have lots more in common, too - I'm also 34, I also have a 14 yo DD, an 8 yo DS, and my youngest DS is 5 (close enough!). Can't match ya on the 12 yo though. LOL Anyway, I'll be back as soon as I can to catch myself up.

HI! Glad you found us. Thanks for joining in.

 

[LBelle]

Oh lord. I don't know if this thread can handle TWO babynurses.
jk!!!

You did mean the entire DIS, right??????

Ha ha!!!

Love ya, Elis!!!

From one of the original Trollop Triplets!!!!

 

[lalijack]

Hi y'all! (eek! I've been cowgirl-ified!!!!!!!!!) Just checking in now that I'm all caught up.

Keep up the goog work!

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