Two HotT College Chicks and a Cowboy Take on the World

[TwinkieMama]

Don't yes ma'am me. I'll yes ma'am you but that makes me feel old. It's like when my students try to call me Miss. Insert Last Name Here. I hate it. I insist on being Miss. Lauren even though all the other teachers go by last names.

Maybe if you dropped the "insert" and the "here" and just used your last name it would be easier. Just sayin'.

Another option would be to be Miss PJ

Or PrincessPJ.

Be prepared to be brainwashed and endoctrinated in the American cowboy lifestyle.

Sounds painful. Painfu even.

1. Peyton Manning

2. John Stockton

3. bad gravy

4. day old donuts

5. Commercialization of the simple life

6. Indiana Jones

Is everybody clear on that? We certainly wouldn't want bbn to be pushed past her breaking point. She's so mean and nasty, ya know.

Thanks for the review. Are we having a quiz later?

 

[clemsondisneyfan]

 

[GoofyDad869]

Think before I post? That's a novel concept. :

Me? Paranoid? NEVER! Who told you about my psych meds? How did you know my nickname was E? How did you know I was writing this TR? Why are you looking into my window right now?



Mr. Trollop said he would be glad to be borrowed. Shall he meet you by the OKW dumpster?




My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.

NAME THE MOVIE. NO GOOGLING!!!! Whomever knows it gets a prize.



1. guilty

2. you are one of a select few

3. Yes ma'am, but not tonight. Sleep is on my "agenda"

Yankee Doodle Dandy. GoofKidster#1 (the bigger one) & I saw "George M" at a dinner theater when we went to DC on his school trip last year. "My mother thanks you..." was Cohan's end-of-show sign-off early in his career. See! I did pay attention to it! And there was good prime rib to pay attention over, too.

I'm all caught up. Again. This thead flies!

So. I've never eaten at Chef Mickey's at the Contemporary. Although I have eaten at Chef Mickey's on the Beeline and the gravy was delicious! Gravy was a staple when I was growning up. (I make really goog gravy BTW.)

The GoDaddy family is adorable! Unfortunate that they cheer for the Vols. But I'm willing to let that go in the interest of world peace. Or at least SEC peace.

This is a great line! Coming from a slow walker. I am a quick walker like Mr. T and my family is often in the rear view at Disney as well. Let me guess....he's the first one out of the car when you pull in the driveway. Yep.

OK....ready for more.... (where is the biscuit and gravy eatin smilie?)

Who else would we cheer for?!? Is there ANY other team in the SEC? Besides, you're just jealous that we get to wear such a snazzy shade of orange...

...Add it to my list of breaking points. Shall we review for future reference?

1. Peyton Manning

2. John Stockton

3. bad gravy

4. day old donuts

5. Commercialization of the simple life

6. Indiana Jones

Is everybody clear on that?...

Who is John Stockton? Some tall guy from Utah or somewhere who could throw an orange ball through a metal hoop? Sometimes he could even throw balls through hoops on BOTH ends of the court. Yeah, I know he got famous and made MILLIONS throwing said balls through said hoops. I'm just jealous, is all. I sucked at basketball when I was little. There, I said it. I'm a hater.

 

[babynurse1]

Sounds painful. Painfu even.

SORRY! I forgot to consult my walking dictionary.

Hi! Glad you are enjoying this train wreck. I mean TR.

Who is John Stockton? Some tall guy from Utah or somewhere who could throw an orange ball through a metal hoop? Sometimes he could even throw balls through hoops on BOTH ends of the court. Yeah, I know he got famous and made MILLIONS throwing said balls through said hoops. I'm just jealous, is all. I sucked at basketball when I was little. There, I said it. I'm a hater.

1. Be a lover not a hater.

2. Did you not just read that John Stockton is my breaking point?!?!?

What is not to love about this man? Do not dis (as in respect, not boards) him!!! Here are some quotes from the people who knew him:

"He doesn't dribble behind his back or through his legs. He doesn't crossover. His highlight reel features primarily bounce passes and layups. Despite evidence to the contrary these days, that's basketball. He doesn't practice the no-look pass, but we'll all be poorer not able to watch him anymore."

"Nobody thought that he was going to be this good. Nobody. But the thing was, you couldn't measure his heart."


"It’s unfortunate we couldn’t keep statistics on screens. That’s one of the most important things he does for a team and that tells you a little bit about who he is and what he’s about -- to try to make somebody else better. He wasn’t screening midgets. The rules probably changed because of the way he set screens on big guys.”

and my favorite:

"There absolutely, positively, will never ever be another John Stockton – ever"

Expect an earful the next time I see you, Goofydad. tsk tsk

 

[celerystalker]

y'all are weird.
yes, I said weird.
Not wIerd.

 

[RobInBigKC]

y'all are weird.
yes, I said weird.
Not wIerd.

-- Rob

 

[TwinkieMama]

Last edited by babynurse1 : Today at 01:24 PM. Reason: Don't say you weren't warned. I'll hijack this TR, and turn it in to the I LOVE JOHN STOCKTON thread. hee hee

Philosophical Question:


Can you hijack your own thread?

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Oh good Lord, my work is definitely cut out for me. @@

Indeed. Best get started...I'll be over next weekend to start watching movies. Make sure to get to Blockbuster before I get there. Actually, I bet you own a ton of movies. You seem like the kind of person who would have a huge video/DVD collection. Do they have DVD's in middle of nowhere Indiana yet?

p.s. My BIL is still off limits. Sorry, this is only done to protect the innocent. (the innocent would be me, btw)

We'll see...
I might have to put my trollop skillz to use.
I'm just sayin'

We move along the ride. Peej recognizes Singin' In the Rain. Probably b/c Gene Kelly is singing in the rain, and the song he is singing is called "Singin' In the Rain". Ya can't get one past this girl, let me tell ya.

I don't like what you're implying with this remark, missy!!! I am smart, darn it!! Maybe MAYBE just maybe I'm SO smart that you think I'm dumb because everything I say is so over your head. It could happen.

The Cpt. Jack jammies will be confiscated (while Peej is not in them, of course).

You leave my jammies out of this!

By the end of the weekend, PJ will know how to saddle a horse, tie a goat, rope a steer, muck out a stall, and turn and burn a barrel.

I'll come to your cowboy (girl?) boot camp but I draw the line at stall mucking. Uh uh. Ain't happenin. NOPE.

If we get PJ to switch, then she might convince Hollywood to switch, who could convince all the Cast Members to switch, and there could possibly be a huge domino effect. All you city people would move to the country, bringing your beeline expressways and mall of americas with you, instead of one mom and pop ice cream shop in town, there would be a Starbucks on every corner, you would sue the principal of our elementary school for saying the Pledge of Allegiance and singing "God Bless America" every morning with the students, we wouldn't be allowed to send in homemade snacks to school for the kids bday's, b/c nobody trusts anybody anymore, our riding trails would be turned into skate parks....

You really have lost your mind.

pair of Carhartts at 2 a.m.

What in the heck's a carhartts?

PJ: I seriously do not think I could hang out with you anymore if you hadn't seen Indiana Jones. Add it to my list of breaking points.

Oh. WELL. In that case. I haven't actually seen it. There, am I rid of you finally? If not what else is on the list, I'm sure I've violated some other condition.

Whelp, the GMR has ended and we make our grand exit. It's back to the TOT. Does bbn=persuasive? Or do I fail miserably?

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Can we please keep the basketball talk to a minimum? Maybe I should start with ballet talk and we'll see who gets confused then!

QUICK. Mr. Trollop wants to know if you can name these two people.

So what resources AM I allowed to use?

*banging on table with closed fists*PEEJAY!!! PEEJAY!!! PEEJAY!!!

You can name 'em, girlfriend! Go!

PM me the answer so I can post it, please.

Maybe if you dropped the "insert" and the "here" and just used your last name it would be easier. Just sayin'.

Another option would be to be Miss PJ

Or PrincessPJ.

It might confuse the poor little ones if I try to explain to them why they should call me PJ. I can hear it now.....
well, children, you see, there's this internet message board....

y'all are weird.
yes, I said weird.
Not wIerd.

Yeah, so? What's your point?

-- Rob

What're you lookin at?

 

[Minnie_Moo]

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

I was going to post my version aka the truth but I came to the sad realization that I can't keep my eyes open any longer. It's only 10:30, how pathetic is that?

Elisabeth: since your version pretty much only covered one ride (easily sidetracked much?) I give you permission to go on. I know you needed my permission and all. LYLAT!

 

[babynurse1]

y'all are weird.
yes, I said weird.
Not wIerd.

takes one to know one.

1. I don't like what you're implying with this remark, missy!!! I am smart, darn it!! Maybe MAYBE just maybe I'm SO smart that you think I'm dumb because everything I say is so over your head. It could happen.


2. You leave my jammies out of this!



3. Oh. WELL. In that case. I haven't actually seen it. There, am I rid of you finally? If not what else is on the list, I'm sure I've violated some other condition.

1.

2. You leave MY jammies out of this! Well, mine weren't actually in it, but I want everybody to know my Cpt. Jack jammies are cooler than hers.

3. You'll never be rid of me! I'm persistent, remember? Scram is not in my vocabulary.

-- Rob

Yup, the way KevDaddy means it.

I told you Moo was the lady to see for an education.

p.s. You too can look like a gen-yoo-wine cowgirl with this lovely addition to your wardrobe ensemble. You know you want to be just like me now, dontcha Peej?

Last edited by TwinkieMama : Today at 05:37 PM. Reason: I do know an experienced thread hijacker if you are in the market so to say

I'm always in the market for a partner in crime. Heh heh, I mean a lesson from a master hijaker. Just pm me the details.

 

[Minnie_Moo]

I told you Moo was the lady to see for an education.

p.s. You too can look like a gen-yoo-wine cowgirl with this lovely addition to your wardrobe ensemble. You know you want to be just like me now, dontcha Peej?

Ohhh! The DE-Luxe coveralls!!!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

1.

2. You leave MY jammies out of this! Well, mine weren't actually in it, but I want everybody to know my Cpt. Jack jammies are cooler than hers.

3. You'll never be rid of me! I'm persistent, remember? Scram is not in my vocabulary.

1. Really I'm not sure what's so funny about that.

2. I thought we had matching jammies. So you lied to me? I see how it is. You can never trust those babynurses....

3. We'll see.

p.s. You too can look like a gen-yoo-wine cowgirl with this lovely addition to your wardrobe ensemble. You know you want to be just like me now, dontcha Peej?

What a perfect addition to the hotT college chick TR because wow, those are so hotT!!! I think you're purposely making me not want to join the cowgirl side just to keep me away!

 

[GoofyDad869]

OK, E, I guess I love John Stockton now too. But not in a creepy way. Oh no.

But ya gotta admit - he's no Larry Bird...

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Oko, so I wasn't going to do my version of that part of MGM because it was only like one ride but then I realized that CLEARLY that nursebabe chick isn't going to post any updates anytime soon. So, y'all are stuck with my inferior writing style, less interesting posts, and no pictures. Enjoy.

Let's see. Where was I?

Oh yes. The bus ride to MGM. Mr. Trollop wowed me yet again on the bus ride. This time it wasn't for his excellent rodeo knowledge, or his ability to wear jeans and boots in 105 degree weather. This time it was for his sleeping abilities. Elisabeth was like, hey, I bet he'll fall asleep on the bus ride. I was skeptical. I mean, how can you really fall asleep on like a 10 minute bus ride. Especially in the new buses that are talkin to you the whole time. "We are headed to Disney's MGM Studios" blah blah blah

Mr. T was asleep in a matter of seconds. And I don't just mean like he drifted off. I mean like he was OUT. Mr. Trollop, I applaud you for your sleeping skills. I can only aspire to be able to fall asleep that fast.

On the bus ride over I'm sure Elisabeth and I had intelligent discussions of current events, important issues, and other such interesting topics. I don't really remember though. What I do remember is that we planned a future trip to Paris while on that bus ride. Be looking for the trip report in the next 2-3 years. Trollop Invasion Part II: Disneyland Paris.

We got off the bus and made it through security. It was always a little iffy with those two, never knew if we were gonna make it through or not!! We got the wonderful privilege of waiting in the longest line to enter. Only the best for my guests.

We stopped for our rite of passage at the Sorcerer's Hat. I think we look pretty cute there! Then began what may be called our MGM day but should be called our walking back and forth from Tower of Terror day.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

So here we were, at MGM. My worst nightmare when it comes to rides. Two of the best and therefore in my mind worst rides in all of WDW. Tower of Terror and Rock 'n Roller Coaster.

Did I mention that I hate big rides? Scary rides. Don't like 'em. Actually I just don't ride 'em. Yet all morning Elisabeth kept saying oh, you'll get on Tower of Terror today. Today you're riding ToT. You'll do it. I know you will. I just look at her like she's crazy. WOMAN...I haven't been on that ride in 7 years and when I went on it then I said NEVER again. So what made her so confident I was going to ride it???? She said she just knew. Something about being perceptive or intutitive or some such nonsense. I'm not tellin' yet, y'all will have to read to hear how ToT ended up playing out but let me just say that Elisabeth is one tricky trollop.

SO Ron Stoppable fades into the distance to retrieve the FP's for Rock 'n Roller Coaster. Elisbeth first made a futile attempt to convince me I should get a FP and ride with them but she gave that mission up pretty quickly. That will never happen. Persuasive or not.

Let me tell you it was hotT. It was only like 9am and I could already tell it was going to be a long day (well, that paired with the fact that I knew I was stuck with 2 freaks for the day). Coveted FP's in hand we headed over to Tower of Terror which was....down. Oh DARN. Allow me to try to contain my excitement at that development!!!! There were many occurances in this day that made it look like ToT was going to be a no go. Each time was just as exciting as the last! Oh well, too bad, no ToT, time to move on!

Even though I escaped the danger on ToT as it turned out there was still plenty of time for me to be berated on the Great Movie Ride. You just can't win with that woman. If it's not death by elevator it's humiliation d/t lack of movie knowledge.

You know what, you might think that given the fact that I got this woman a discount and free park passes and drove her around she would want to be nice to me or something. But NOOOOO. First she tried to get me involved with the ride operator who I'm pretty sure was gay and then I had to sit through that entire ride hearing "PJ!!!!!!" "This is entirely unacceptable!" "What is wrong with you?" "Did you grow up under a rock or something?" Now that I've seen how she repays me for my hospitality I am looking for new volunteers to come visit me at Disney in the future. Applications will be accepted via PM.

Oko, nursebabe, you're up!

 

[Aquagirl]

Elisabeth was like, hey, I bet he'll fall asleep on the bus ride. I was skeptical. I mean, how can you really fall asleep on like a 10 minute bus ride. Especially in the new buses that are talkin to you the whole time. "We are headed to Disney's MGM Studios" blah blah blah

Mr. T was asleep in a matter of seconds. And I don't just mean like he drifted off. I mean like he was OUT. Mr. Trollop, I applaud you for your sleeping skills. I can only aspire to be able to fall asleep that fast.

I think that this is a guy thing b/c my husband does this all the time on the bus. It is annoying, I keep threatening to not wake him up when we get to our stop. I wonder how long it would take for him to wake up and get off the bus???

 

[lalijack]

Do they have DVD's in middle of nowhere Indiana yet?

Just a technicality, Peej, but I wanted to let you know that Crazynurse Ranch is actually located in Mamacan'tfindyou, Indiana. That's about 25 miles south of Middle-of-Nowhere. Didn't want you Mapquesting the wrong place when you go to this football game that you're never going to attend.

Carry on.

 

[RobInBigKC]

Oh yes. The bus ride to MGM. Mr. Trollop wowed me yet again on the bus ride. This time it wasn't for his excellent rodeo knowledge, or his ability to wear jeans and boots in 105 degree weather. This time it was for his sleeping abilities. Elisabeth was like, hey, I bet he'll fall asleep on the bus ride. I was skeptical. I mean, how can you really fall asleep on like a 10 minute bus ride. Especially in the new buses that are talkin to you the whole time. "We are headed to Disney's MGM Studios" blah blah blah

Mr. T was asleep in a matter of seconds. And I don't just mean like he drifted off. I mean like he was OUT. Mr. Trollop, I applaud you for your sleeping skills. I can only aspire to be able to fall asleep that fast.

Well done, Mr. Trollop. Well done.

I would totally echo P&J's comments. But, honestly, you can't blame the poor guy. Finally a chance to sit down and rest (probably for the first time in the last seven years) without the kids around, with someone else there to entertain the Mrs., I mean, really, how could he pass up such a golden opportunity?

Even though I escaped the danger on ToT as it turned out there was still plenty of time for me to be berated on the Great Movie Ride. You just can't win with that woman. If it's not death by elevator it's humiliation d/t lack of movie knowledge.

You know what, you might think that given the fact that I got this woman a discount and free park passes and drove her around she would want to be nice to me or something. But NOOOOO. First she tried to get me involved with the ride operator who I'm pretty sure was gay and then I had to sit through that entire ride hearing "PJ!!!!!!" "This is entirely unacceptable!" "What is wrong with you?" "Did you grow up under a rock or something?" Now that I've seen how she repays me for my hospitality I am looking for new volunteers to come visit me at Disney in the future. Applications will be accepted via PM.

If only there was some way, some plan, even in writing maybe, that could cure you of this. Well, hey, at least you knew Singing in the Rain.

-- Rob