twisted wishes

[irishbosoxfan]

Granted but you have to go to a really boring meating instead.

I wish i could be a famous actress.

Granted but it is Phyllis Diller!

I wish I was done with school.

 

[CourtasanSatine]

Granted but you get sent back to Kindergarden

I wish I could do cartoon voices

 

[disneymama73]

Granted but you look like Marge Simpson.

I wish my dog wasn't stupid.

 

[AC7179]

Granted, but now you can't find a job to save your soul.

I wish I didn't have to go to the DMB concert with hubby tomorrow night.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

granted. he's so smart that now he controls the house and you have to sleep outside in his doghouse and eat dog food.

I wish I could go out to eat tomorrow

 

[disneymama73]

Granted. But you can only eat blood sausage.

I wish I could speak a foreign language.

 

[sugarpie]

Granted. But it's Arabic & you're Osama Bin Laden.

I wish I were leaving for DisneyWorld tomorrow.

 

[disneymama73]

Granted. But when you get there you have no money or passes.

I wish I could get a tummy tuck.

 

[irishbosoxfan]

Granted but they attach the extra skin to your butt

I wish I was a size 8 again

 

[sugarpie]

Granted. But ALL the weight goes to your face.

I wish I had a maid.

 

[disneymama73]

Granted. But she steals all your stuff.

I wish I could have one day to myself without the kids.

 

[Uncle Remus]

 

[Uncle Remus]

I'm sorry, I screwed it up, too tired to keep up

 

[AC7179]

Granted, but you have to spend it cleaning the house.

I wish I was still on summer break.

 

[ktbutterfly2011]

granted but "today" at 6 you have to start back into the old grind again.

I wish I had more music to sing.

 

[pinkgalYall]

Granted but.... you sing terrible and crack glass.

I wish that i had graduated school.

 

[SRUAlmn]

Granted but.... you sing terrible and crack glass.

I wish that i had graduated school.

Granted, but it was clown school and you have to spend your days performing at 1 year old birthday parties!

I wish I could afford my dream Disney Wedding.

 

[100 acre wood]

Granted, but it was clown school and you have to spend your days performing at 1 year old birthday parties!

I wish I could afford my dream Disney Wedding.

Granted, but the long lost relatives show up in their 30 year old RV and their ratty dog pees all over your wedding dress.(AND cake, and flowers)

I wish that every day could be a magical Disney kinda day!

 

[sugarpie]

Granted. But your Disney kinda day is a Walt Disney kinda day & you must spend every day in his cryogenic chamber where he is frozen, awaiting a cure for cancer.

I wish my MIL would move to Arizona.

 

[ZipaDeeDooDah]

Granted, but then you end up having to move in with her and live with her forevermore in Arizona.

I wish we were at Disneyland already!