twisted wishes

[bevtoy]

Granted, but you have to pick up the tab for the whole restaurant.

I wish chocolate had no calories!

 

[Good Ol Gal]

granted, but now the wives of the president's of all the chocolate companies demand they keep it all to themselves and you can't get any.

I wish my kids would turn the tv down......it's just too loud!

 

[Jrsy Boy]

I wish my kids would turn the tv down......it's just too loud!

Granted...now they are blaring the Barney theme song over and over.

I wish I had a full head of hair.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but when the volume goes down for the TV, it goes down for EVERYTHING (but just for you) and everytime someone speaks to you, you have to go, "Huh?"

I wish I were wittier.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

I wish I were wittier.

Granted...but now the only job you can get is on those "I Love the..." shows on VH1.

I wish my first wish hadn't gotten lost in a cross-post.

 

[threeboysmom]

Granted...now they are blaring the Barney theme song over and over.

I wish I had a full head of hair.

Granted.... but you also have lice

I wish I had air conditioning on these hot hot days

 

[Good Ol Gal]

I wish I had air conditioning on these hot hot days

Granted........... but now there's a freak snow storm all summer long.

I wish my kids would let me sleep in

 

[Good Ol Gal]

I wish I hadn't killed this thread

 

[LiteBrite]

Granted, but now that the thread's come back to life, you can't stand it anymore and it's the only one that shows up for you on the DIS.

I wish I had a new car.

 

[slo]

It's a lemon and it's in the shop all the time

I wish I could go to the beach today.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

Granted! but you got stung by 100 jellyfishes and can't move for the next 30 days.

I wish I didn't have to work tonight.

 

[slo]

Granted - but you'll get sick and have to go to bed early


I wish I didn't have poison ivy in my backyard

 

[Good Ol Gal]

granted because now it's in the front yard and taking over your house plants too.

I wish someone would make me breakfast

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Granted but I burned the toast and the eggs are all runny.

I wish I had more coffee in my cup this morning.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but it's cold and has coffee grinds in it.

I wish I Grumpy's Wife and her friends liked me.

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Granted they do. Why would you say something like that?

I wish people on the CB would all get along.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Sorry, Grumpy's Wife! This was not meant in a mean way. I like you!!! (see PM)

Granted, they get along (this is my wish too), but now the board is so sweet and has so many members, they have to shut it down.

I wish my dishwasher didn't flood every time I ran it.

 

[juligrl]

Granted, but now it doesn't clean your dishes and you have to wash them all by hand anyhow.

I wish my daughters would take a nap at the same time.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but now they sleep all day and are up all night.

I wish I liked to clean.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Granted, but now they sleep all day and are up all night.

I wish I liked to clean.

Granted...but you've been arrested for breaking-and-entering at all of your neighbors houses to satisfy your cleaning fix.

I wish I was drinking a cold beer instead of coffee.