twisted wishes

Granted, but then all of WDW shuts down due to freak sprinkle accident, and the fact that you have a sunburn so bad you can't even move.

I wish I had a day off from work!! :teeth:
 
TigerCheer2009 said:
I wish I had a day off from work!! :teeth:

Granted! But it's not until 2010, and you have to work everyday till then.

I wish I didn't have to cook dinner tonight.
 
Granted, but your family cooks the meal and leaves you with all the dishes.


I wish I had a time machine!
 
granted but it only takes you to prehistoric times where you are chased by big dinosaurs

I wish I had more coffee
 

Granted, but it's thick and cold.

I wish I were nicer.
 
Granted, but now you can't say "no" to anyone and you are totally stressed out!!

I wish I had a maid.
 
Granted but she doesn't do windows, trash, cooking or laundry.

I wish my computer wouldn't act up.
 
Granted, but then you realized you skipped right past my September 13th birthday and you regret it for months! :teeth:

I wish DH weren't caught out in the rain right now on his way home.
 
granted, but the only cover he could find was at a Hanson concert and it the forcast shows the rain is going to last for hours and hours.....

I wish my ds5 would remember to flush to toilet
 
Granted but now it's backing up and overflowing onto the floor.

I wish my Disney trip would get here soon.
 
Grumpy's Wife said:
I wish my Disney trip would get here soon.

Granted....but you trip is tomorrow and the forecast says it will be a hurricane weather your entire trip.

I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant so I can eat ice cream.
 
Stacerita said:
I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant so I can eat ice cream.
Granted, but now you're butt is bigger than a house.

I wish my dogs would stop barking
 
Granted, but now since they never bark, they're constatly putting their little doggie faces up in your face and breathing their horrible doggie breath right on you to get your attention.

I wish I had new carpet.
 
Granted, but it's the most beautiful white you've ever seen and now you won't let anyone walk on it, so you all have to live in the kitchen.

I wish it was warmer here so we could go swimming
 
Granted, but you get a terrible sunburn on the tops of your feet and can't wear shoes.

I wish I wasn't such a hermit.
 
granted, but now you're a clam

I wish it was Friday so we could see POTC:DMC already
 
Granted. Walmart is empty!

completely empty, there's not even a thing on the shelves for you to buy.

I wish I could eat out for lunch today
 
Granted, but you only get to eat off the stinky old moldy hot dog cart at the park.

I wish I had some yummy Bob Evans Pot roast hash and eggs. Mmmm-Mmmm!
 


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