twisted wishes

[TigerCheer2009]

Granted, but then all of WDW shuts down due to freak sprinkle accident, and the fact that you have a sunburn so bad you can't even move.

I wish I had a day off from work!!

 

[Good Ol Gal]

I wish I had a day off from work!!

Granted! But it's not until 2010, and you have to work everyday till then.

I wish I didn't have to cook dinner tonight.

 

[bevtoy]

Granted, but your family cooks the meal and leaves you with all the dishes.


I wish I had a time machine!

 

[Princess Mindy]

granted but it only takes you to prehistoric times where you are chased by big dinosaurs

I wish I had more coffee

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but it's thick and cold.

I wish I were nicer.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

Granted, but now you can't say "no" to anyone and you are totally stressed out!!

I wish I had a maid.

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Granted but she doesn't do windows, trash, cooking or laundry.

I wish my computer wouldn't act up.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

Granted because it has died!

I wish it was Dec already.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but then you realized you skipped right past my September 13th birthday and you regret it for months!

I wish DH weren't caught out in the rain right now on his way home.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

granted, but the only cover he could find was at a Hanson concert and it the forcast shows the rain is going to last for hours and hours.....

I wish my ds5 would remember to flush to toilet

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Granted but now it's backing up and overflowing onto the floor.

I wish my Disney trip would get here soon.

 

[Stacerita]

I wish my Disney trip would get here soon.

Granted....but you trip is tomorrow and the forecast says it will be a hurricane weather your entire trip.

I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant so I can eat ice cream.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant so I can eat ice cream.

Granted, but now you're butt is bigger than a house.

I wish my dogs would stop barking

 

[LiteBrite]

Granted, but now since they never bark, they're constatly putting their little doggie faces up in your face and breathing their horrible doggie breath right on you to get your attention.

I wish I had new carpet.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

Granted, but it's the most beautiful white you've ever seen and now you won't let anyone walk on it, so you all have to live in the kitchen.

I wish it was warmer here so we could go swimming

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but you get a terrible sunburn on the tops of your feet and can't wear shoes.

I wish I wasn't such a hermit.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

granted, but now you're a clam

I wish it was Friday so we could see POTCMC already

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

granted but you were too late and it sold out.

I wish walmart wouldn't be crowded when I go there today.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

Granted. Walmart is empty!

completely empty, there's not even a thing on the shelves for you to buy.

I wish I could eat out for lunch today

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but you only get to eat off the stinky old moldy hot dog cart at the park.

I wish I had some yummy Bob Evans Pot roast hash and eggs. Mmmm-Mmmm!