Tuesdays Totally Confusing Riddle

[lewdyan1]

Good Morning Riddlers!
Send a PM when you know the correct asnwer.

Oxy the Moron set out into the world and learned a big word, OXYMORON!!! After searching about this new word for a some time, he came up with a teaser made especially for you!

Can you figure out which well known oxymorons these words are?
Ex) Initial facsimile = original copy

1) solitary option
2) approximately precise
3) trivial calamity
4) accurate approximation
5) authentic duplication

 

[Loubon]

Are you going for the riddle record of 1 page?

 

[Madaboutthemouse]

Are you going for the riddle record of 1 page?

Happy Tuesday Riddlers! I'm IN!

 

[lewdyan1]

Hey Lou, send Kelly a pm, maybe she can help you, she had no problem figuring it out...
Leading us today is Kelly!

 

[Loubon]

She's a teacher. Me, I'm just an oxy-moron.

 

[lewdyan1]

Me, I'm just an oxy-moron.

Funny, that's what I was thinking when I picked this one! Well, actually I was stuck on just the moron part!

 

[Madaboutthemouse]

She's a teacher. Me, I'm just an oxy-moron.

That's right! I'm a teacher 3 full days away from summer vacation! (Only 1.5 of those with students!)

 

[firstmickey]

She's a teacher. Me, I'm just a moron.

Duh.





Im almost IN!

 

[lewdyan1]

Hey Lou, even Donna got it almost exactly right!

 

[firstmickey]

Hey Lou, even Donna got it almost exactly right!

EVEN Donna????????? What the hell does that mean?????



EVEN Donna??????????????????????????



Statements like that may cause a minor catastrophe around here!

 

[Loubon]

Hey Lou, even Donna got it almost exactly right!

Scratching Almost Perfect from the list. 3 to go.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Good Morning. This made my head hurt

 

[lewdyan1]

EVEN Donna????????? What the hell does that mean?????



EVEN Donna??????????????????????????



Statements like that may cause a minor catastrophe around here!

Oops , I meant to say, it's okay that you don't get it Lou, only the smart people like Kelly and Donna are getting it!

Hey Donna, LY/MI

 

[firstmickey]

Good Morning. This made my head hurt

C'mon Sunshine, give it your best guess.

 

[firstmickey]

Oops , I meant to say, it's okay that you don't get it Lou, only the smart people like Kelly and Donna are getting it!

Hey Donna, LY/MI

I don't know, Dyan, that sounds really fake to me! I might not be talking to you today!

 

[Loubon]

2 to go.... (assuming my first one is even right).

 

[Lars624]

Good Morning!

 

[lewdyan1]

2 to go.... (assuming my first one is even right).

You do know what happens when you assume...

Angel got it!

Lars got it!

 

[L107ANGEL]

How about that and Lou still doesn't get it

 

[barrett7890]

think i've got one so far

cami
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