Tuesday's Riddle IS NOT MATH!!!

[Boo'sMom]

Three native American women were sitting around the campfire one night. Naturally, the conversation turned to discussion of their children and comparison of their relative merits. The woman on the buffalo skin declared that her son was a fierce warrior. The woman on the bear skin stated that her son was also a fierce warrior. But they all agreed that the son of the third woman, seated on a hippopotamus skin was the most powerful of all, and could hold his own against both of the other two at the same time.
What famous theorem does this parable illustrate?

 

[Boo'sMom]

see Gail, talking to yourself has some merits:

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[paras4ri]

Originally posted by Boo'sMom
see Gail, talking to yourself has some merits:

Cool! Another merit is that for the most part, nobody talks back to me when I'm talking to myself!

Morning Steph!

 

[mickeyfan1]

It's a Pun!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good morning riddlers. It is a beautiful day in New Hampshire, it doesn;t feell like 29, it seems warmer. Lots to do today, chase down my furniture, my car, and the proceeds from the house sale. (AThe most important thing!)

Have a great day.

 

[Boo'sMom]

Marsha:


Welcome to the early show!!!!

 

[paras4ri]

Originally posted by mickeyfan1
It's a Pun!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good morning riddlers. It is a beautiful day in New Hampshire, it doesn;t feell like 29, it seems warmer. Lots to do today, chase down my furniture, my car, and the proceeds from the house sale. (AThe most important thing!)

Have a great day.

Hi Marsha!!!

If I see your car or furniture anywhere around here I'll send it your way. The money I may have to keep!!!

 

[helenabear]

Good morning all! I realized I am still not awake yet... I'll come back and read this again in a few

Marsha, if I see your furniture, I'll send it your way. Gail has already taken your money and if I like your car I might keep it Good to see you online at this hour though

 

[Boo'sMom]

There was once a snail that was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240Z, but he wants it repainted to read 240-S

The dealer asks, "Why?"

The snail replies, "S’ stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

 

[Boo'sMom]

and my all time favorite joke:









EVER!!!!














A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.

He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack," he says, "I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

The frog says, his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this." He produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager. She disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog named Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000 and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean! What in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says:

 

[Boo'sMom]

It's a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!

 

[dianeschlicht]

ARRGGGG! You guys are in GREAT form this morning!

 

[paras4ri]

Diane, You're going to Disney World in just 15 days!!!!!

 

[Marla Hellwig]

thanks for the laughs this morning

a pm has been sent - I do believe I got this right

need to drag the kid out of bed

taking aunt to get her stitches out - when I reminded her yesterday - she said what stitches

have a good one

 

[love the magic]

Originally posted by Boo'sMom
It's a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!

I must admit this is one of my favorites (and again....please note....NO MATH NECESSARY!!!!!!) Am I glad we can't find that MATH book!!!!!

Hope everyone's enjoying the balmy day!

Valerie

 

[EiLuvCinderella]

Good morning Riddlers

Not thinking too clearly today. I have no idea.

theorem? sounds like math to me!

 

[shamrock bunch]

Morning Riddlers!

Marsha - already Marching Mickey?! Congrats and good luck finding all your stuff.

Steph - have you had one too many cups of coffee this morning?

 

[jwsqrdplus2]

No inspiration yet! I guess I will have to think about this one.

 

[helenabear]

Thanks for the laughs this morning everyone! However I am still clueless... oh well, such is life

 

[Boo'sMom]

Originally posted by shamrock bunch

Steph - have you had one too many cups of coffee this morning?

nope...actually, I'm a cup down!!!


Congratulations to:

SB:

Marla:

LTM:

 

[Lars624]

Patty Whack is one of my favorite jokes too!!!
I must confess that I get a little giggle out of the old Klingons on Uranus thing too
I need a cup of coffee then I'll take a stab at that riddle......

Marsha I'll keep an eye out for your stuff but if it ended up in Michigan you've really got a problem