Personally I prefer Bob to Larry.
There's always...the Pirates who don't do anything....
Arr, arr, arr, arr
We are the pirates who dont do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we dont do anything
Well Ive never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And Ive never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
And Ive never been to Moscow
And Ive never been to Tampa
And Ive never been to Boston in the fall
We're the pirates who dont do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we dont do anything
And Ive never hoist the main sail
And Ive never swabbed the poop deck
And Ive never veer to starboard
'Cause I never sail at all
And Ive never walked the gangplank
And Ive never owned a parrot
And Ive never been to Boston in the fall
'Cause we're the pirates who dont do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we dont do anything
Well I've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping ball
And Ive never thrown my mashed potatoes
Up against the wall
And Ive never kissed a chipmunk
And Ive never gotten head lice
And Ive never been to Boston in the fall.