Tuesday's Healthy Riddle

You know what happens when you assimilate someone....


You make an ...uh...nevermind. :confused3 :lmao:
 
Sorry I'm ilate; I've been helping with homework.

Angel, the Borg aren't all bad:

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Star Trek is the geekiest thing to ever have graced the television airwaves...




:rolleyes1
 
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The bird incident???:confused:


story time!


Ok, so go to let the beasts of, well puppies, if you can call them that. I mean they are both at least 55 pounds now. Anyway go to leave them out and THOUGHT I saw something flutter past me. I went into a frenzied circle, and thought it was just part of my bangs.
Come in, close door, and yep, bird is flying and heading towards me!! Dont know why but I hit the ground trying to not sound hysterical as I yelled for M.
R comes out of her room and I tell her "we have a bird free flying, stay down"
We both can laugh about that NOW!
So M comes up and looks at the situation, disappears back downstairs and now had a fish net. Good idea right?!!
Ok, the bird will fit in the palm of my hand with room for seed! He brings up a net that is the size of what reminded me of the gong show
We got her out safe and sound but R and I laughed, and laughed and laughed!
M is feeling like he conquered!
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Boy, it's a good thing he didn't use a tennis racket. You'd still be cleaning up the shredded tweet from the kitchen
 
Here's a tip: never encourage a corny person.
 


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