Thank you all again so much, you are all so sweet and I really do appreciate all of your comments, thank you so much!
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As me and my bridal party are about to pull up to the limo, I think I'll cut to Jim's side of the story now before going back to ours.. I asked Jim if he could write a little bit about what was going on with him and the groomsmen up to this point, so the rest of this post was all written by my DH
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Jim's side of the Story...
It was a dark night, as most nights are because there is no sun at night
Unless of course, you're in Alaska, which is a very nice place to visit. I hear the Northern Lights are pretty but the one chance in my life I've had to see them, someone didn't wake me up. But anyway, now I'm getting off track. At about 11PM I brought my overnight bag, and my tux to my best man's room. He was listening to a very strange selection of music. From South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut and Weird Al, to Rent and Star Wars Techno remixes.
I'm tired, but excited. So sleeping wasn't going to be easy. Matt (my best man) informs me that he has to sleep with cartoons on. Great, I'm an extremely light sleeper due to all my training as an older brother for 23 years, having to be ever vigilant against younger brother attacks in the dead of night. So going to sleep with Disney cartoons in the background is not easy. Especially since I'm already nervous, and I'm full of quesadillas from dinner earlier. I manage to sleep for about an hour. Then I wake up, and watch cartoons 'till about 4:30AM. Our plan was to wake up at 5:00, and at some point I fell asleep. For some reason, our wakeup call didn't go through, and the two alarms Matt set didn't go off. So Matt wakes up at 5:30 yelling "HOLY CRAP WE'RE LATE!" and proceeds to throw on a bunch of wedding songs (Like "Going to the Chapel" and the Johnny Cash version of "Hurt") The last time I remember moving this fast was when I was 13 and the back of a school bus I was in caught fire. So, after waking up at 5:30, I was showered, shaved, combed, and in my tux blowing kisses to the attractive reflection in the mirror by 6:00.
We head down to the lobby and I start calling Groomsmen to make sure everything was okay. Most of them were staying at the Yacht Club, but one was at the Pop Century. He was taking a cab over. When I called he'd just gotten to the lobby and was asking for a cab. Everything is okay so far, except my body was missing one essential element. Caffeine. I didn't want to have a diet coke, because a this point, the quesadillas were performing a hostile takeover of my digestive system. So I called upon the wisdom of my best friend, who couldn't be there for the wedding due to work. He always told me, when things are tough, think to yourself WWPD. What would Picard Do? Simple. Tea, Earl Grey, hot. Thank you Jean Luc. Without you I would be lost. So I get my tea, and start to wake up. At the same time most of the groomsmen, and my mom & dad arrive. We sit there, talking about what to do in case ninjas attack the wedding. Or, being that it's in Italy, what do we do if stereotypical Italian plumbers attempt to jump on our heads or force us to eat spaghetti. Corey (The Pop century groomsman) arrives, and so does the limo. I hand Corey an envelope containing tip money for the DJ and ask him to hand it to the DJ at some point during the wedding.
So, me, all 4 groomsmen, and my mom and dad pile into the limo, and I'm excited so I do what I always do when I'm excited. I started singing "Part of your world" in the lowest voice I possibly could. I get half way through the first verse and all the groomsmen join in. After that we sing the Gummi Bears theme, the Ducktales theme, the GI Joe theme, the Northern Exposure theme, and the Kenny Rogers' The Gambler. By the time we arrive at the Italy section of Epcot, we're half way through the Charles in Charge theme. We finish it off while getting out of the limo, and our coordinator greeted us. It seemed like she might be confused by the TV show themes we're singing, but that didn't stop us from singing the entire theme to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air as she pinned flowers onto our tuxedos. My mom and dad were impressed that me, and all the groomsmen knew the song word for word.
I'm sure the coordinator, photographer, and officiant were impressed too, but they were hard to read so early in the morning. I leave the groomsmen, who are still singing, and hand the wedding license to the officiant along with an envelope Mary gave me which contained her money. The photographer pulls me back over to my parents and the groomsmen and we start taking pictures. After a bunch of extremely strange pictures, and some really good ones, our wedding coordinator decided that everyone, except for my parents had to be hidden away in a place where we couldn't be seen by anyone, and we couldn't see anyone. The big problem with this was, my parents were the only things anchoring us to any semblance of sanity. As we were escorted in, our coordinator told me that this morning, when they unpacked the cake topper that Mary and I had bought at Disneyland and sent them a few months ago, it had shattered. The mickey and Minnie inside were fine, and the base was in good shape so they were going to try to make it look pretty, and surround it with some flowers before the reception. They were going to tell Mary after the ceremony 'cause they were afraid it would upset her. I didn't see how it could since everything was already so pretty. At this point, something horrible happened. The second we got in that room I started getting really nervous, that combined with the fact that the hostile takeover in my stomach was complete led to me spending the next 30 minutes or so away from my groomsmen praying that this would pass soon. When I came back to my groomsmen they were all still being crazy, and one of them, Chris (My younger brother) decided to tell me that he had some mean things to say about Mary in his toast. Ordinarily this wouldn't even phase me, but I was nervous already so I got really angry and told him he'd better not say anything. Corey (Pop Century) said that if my brother said anything he'd personally punch him, and Chris finally admitted he was joking. I feel like an idiot now for getting angry because it turned out to be a great toast that almost made me cry.
But anyway, enough about emotions. Men don't actually experience those. Chris got sent away finally to pass out programs. According to witnesses, he was yelling "PAPER'S, GET YOUR PAPERS!" (In an old Newsie accent.) Stan the Videographer (I don't think that's actually his last name) pulled me aside and asked me to give Mary a message. I don't remember what I said, but I remember him saying they'll cut it down in editing. I felt bad for Stan because of the way the groomsmen and I were joking. He didn't seem like he knew what he should film and what he shouldn't. He was a great guy though, I'm glad we chose him as our videographer. After a while, Chris comes back and explains to me that my cousin got there, and he's SOBER! WOOHOO! My cousin is a little crazy, and is rarely sober so this was good news. We didn't know he was coming until about 3 days before we left. Long after the RSVP date. The coordinator comes back in, and says that two people missed the bus to the ceremony, but the bus was going back to get them now. It was some friends of my family. We should've expected it because they've never been on time for anything. So, they get there and sit down, Stan puts a wireless microphone on me, and the coordinator takes me and my groomsmen out of our prison to the bridge in front of the Isola....
(to be continued..)
Chris outside of his room by the Yacht Club Gazebo
Jim drinking tea earl grey, hot.. corey eating a bagel, matt pinching the bridge of his nose?
Still at the Yacht club Chris being hyper
Careful with that tea, Jim
Chris and Josh
The Groomsmen in the limo jim looks so happy!
Jims parents in the limo
Jims appointed spot in the waiting area of Alfredos Ristorante
Matt & Josh, who looks about to fall asleep
Chris cleaning the wax out of Jims ear? (no idea)
Corey & Jim (who looks so cute!)
aww look how happy he looks!
Brotherly love
Chris annoying the other groomsmen -
Chris & Matt
Chris & Corey
Chris & Josh
no idea
its almost time!