Traveling Disers are lost and adrift somewhere?

[edcrbnsoul]

I need you

Ijust noticed not only did I miss my 1000th post I blew right past it!

 

[ibouncetoo]

Thank God I made it to Jellyrolls FINALLY.

I love this place...thanks Karen!



....ok, actually I just got home from work and have to go meet my sister for dinner......so, see you all tomorrow.....wonder what park it will be?

 

[geffric]

 

[TLinden16]

Anyone else coming to Jellyrolls before I get the piano guys to embarass Ed?

Oh, look. Scotty just dedicated another song to me. "Beyond the Sea." He knows I love hearing him sing that.

Somewhere beyond the sea, somewhere waiting for me.

 

[edcrbnsoul]

It's so strange to have people on this thread at night

C'mon embarass me? Thats pretty hard to do, although that capering....

 

[TLinden16]

Ray just called Ed up onstage (those $20 tips work wonders with the piano players).

Ray: Ed, jump up here on my piano.

Ed jumps up on the piano.

Ray begins to play the beginning of Billy Joel's "Always A Woman" except he sings a parody that include the Lyrics, "I'll always remember you dressed like a woman me." (Unfortunately, I don't have the lyrics, but it's wicked funny).

Midway through the song, Scotty hands Ed a pink feather boa, and Ed prances around the stage batting his eyelashes.

Oh this is too funny. Somehow I think that this isn't a stretch of the truth.

Karen

 

[geffric]

 

[deadheadbelle]

I'm here. You guys left me at ToT this morning. I think I road it 649 times. Somebody pass me a Margarita-on-the-rocks-with-salt.

 

[TLinden16]

Holy smokes! Did you all see what Ed just did? He just gave Ray a big wet kiss, and said, "I'm yours, loverboy. Come look at my thong."

Karen

 

[TLinden16]

Did someone say margarita?

Singalong. Wasting away again in margaritaville. Looking for my lost shaker of salt.

 

[edcrbnsoul]

she can hide her man smile
makeup disguise
she can ruin your night, when she shows you her prize
and she is what she is, just a man as transy
yeah she's really a guy but she seems like a woman to me

she'll invite you to her place, and try to deceive you
if you get real excited, offers to relieve you,
she won't tell you the truth, until it swings free
yeah she's really a guy but she seems like a woman to me

oh, she makes hair for herself
in three big bouffiants
she's just one of a kind
but the secret's now out
as she tucks richard in
she just changes her mind

she will promise you more
than the garden of evil
as she smacks your left cheek
with her big hairy weevil
she'll show you the best and the worst it can be
and I'm filled with disgust but she seems like a woman to me

oh, she makes hair for herself
in three big bouffiants
she's just one of a kind
but the secret's now out
as she tucks richard in
she just changes her mind

and you just know her kind can be suddenly cruel
you're expecting a clam, but you get sausage, fool
but she can't be convinced, cause she's strange sexually
yeah you know you been had, but you sigh with relief
blame it all on yourself, cause she seems like a woman to me

 

[TLinden16]

That's a good one, Ed, but it wasn't the one Ray does. I really have to find the lyrics to the one he does.

Karen

 

[TLinden16]

I know that Goofy4Tink, Camcolt, and Castlegazer are hiding in the back. I have plans for them too.

Karen

 

[geffric]

some one mention a 'rita?? Chocolate please!!

 

[TLinden16]

Tommy just called Geffric, Deadheadbelle, and Ibouncetoo onstage. It's time to do the Chicken dance, and these three are going to show us how it's done!

Karen

 

[geffric]

I can chicken dance with the best of them.. come join me>>

 

[TLinden16]

Look at Geffric shaking her toushy! Clap-clap-clap-clap.

Karen

 

[geffric]

and since I am a founding member of the BIG BUTT club that is a lot of toushy...

 

[ohanafamily]

Chicken Dance is played in Germany...

Oh, And I like Pina Coladas, Getting caught in the rain.....

 

[TLinden16]

Scotty: Oh no, do you know what time it is?

Crowd: What time is it?

Scotty: It's time for everyone to get up off there seats, and join together with Castlegazer, Goofy4Tink, and CamColt as they lead us in the tree dance!

Out in the wood
(Out in the wood)
There was a tree
(There was a tree)
The tallest tree
(The tallest tree)
That you ever did see
(That you ever did see)


Oh, there's a tree in the wood
And the green grass grows all around, all around
The green grass grows all around


And on that tree
(And on that tree)
There was a branch
(There was a branch)
The longest branch
(The longest branch)
That you ever did see
(That you ever did see)


Oh, the branch on the tree,
And the tree in the wood,
And the green grass grows all around, all around
The green grass grows all around.


And on that branch
(And on that branch)
There was a nest
(There was a nest)
The littleest nest
(The littleest nest)
That you ever did see
(That you ever did see)


Oh, the nest on the branch,
And the branch on the tree,
And the tree in the wood,
And the green grass grows all around, all around
The green grass grows all around.


And in that nest
(And in that nest)
There was an egg
(There was an egg)
The prettiest egg
(The prettiest egg)
That you ever did see
(That you ever did see)


Oh, the egg in the nest,
And the nest on the branch,
And the branch on the tree,
And the tree in the wood,
And the green grass grows all around, all around
The green grass grows all around.


And in that egg
(And in that egg)
There was a bird
(There was a bird)
The prettiest bird
(The prettiest bird)
That you ever did see
(That you ever did see)


Oh, the bird in the egg,
And the egg in the nest,
And the nest on the branch,
And the branch on the tree,
And the tree in the wood,
And the green grass grows all around, all around
The green grass grows all around.


And on that bird
(And on that bird)
There was a wing
(There was a wing)
The longest wing
(The longest wing)
That you ever did see
(That you ever did see)


Oh, the wing on the bird,
And the bird in the egg,
And the egg in the nest,
And the nest on the branch,
And the branch on the tree,
And the tree in the wood,
And the green grass grows all around, all around
The green grass grows all around.


Oh, the green grass grows all around, all around
The green grass grows all around.