Top Ten Nancy Kerrigan Complaints About Disney World
10. Saw enough damn foreigners at the Olympics
9. Mickey beat her out for "employee of the month" by one tenth of a point.
8. Had to share a bathroom with the country bears
7. Incompetent security allowed Jack Nicholson to attack her float with a 9-iron.
6. Pressure to star with Tonya Harding in remake of "Lady and the Tramp"
5. It's the corniest place she's ever been to.
4. She has to stand there and smile while kids whack her in the knees with plastic toy pipes.
3. Scary space mountain ride makes her giant teeth chatter.
2. Goofy sounds too much like "Gillooly"
1. Donald duck all hands
10. Saw enough damn foreigners at the Olympics
9. Mickey beat her out for "employee of the month" by one tenth of a point.
8. Had to share a bathroom with the country bears
7. Incompetent security allowed Jack Nicholson to attack her float with a 9-iron.
6. Pressure to star with Tonya Harding in remake of "Lady and the Tramp"
5. It's the corniest place she's ever been to.
4. She has to stand there and smile while kids whack her in the knees with plastic toy pipes.
3. Scary space mountain ride makes her giant teeth chatter.
2. Goofy sounds too much like "Gillooly"
1. Donald duck all hands
