Today on the DIS...

[sweetspicy]

Okay, so far today on here I've learned not to ride the drama llama and that a coupon for "action" is a good Valentine's Day gift.

So what has the DIS taught you today?

And where is the Tag Fairy around when all these posts are going on??

 

[Bichon Barb]

I learned that grandmas shouldn't wear thongs.

 

[LindsayDunn228]

I learned when I am reading this DIS I should NOT have any kind of drink in my mouth.

 

[ZuZugal]

Or at least don't go out in public!! Yikes!

(forgot to quote above post about grandma....sorry!)

 

[Cantw8]

I learned that boogers disapear quickly around here

 

[need_a_Disney_fix]

I learned that the DIS world has its own crazies and idiots.

 

[jbmom]

I learned that grandmas shouldn't wear thongs.

I learned this too and will never forget it!

 

[lennon2004]

I've learned that this is a very friendly..and kind of wacky..place. (No offense intended!)

 

[chell]

I learned this too and will never forget it!

Seems like I missed that thread. But maybe I should keep on missing it... I don't want to have nightmares tonight.

 

[chell]

I've learned that this is a very friendly..and kind of wacky..place. (No offense intended!)

WOW! I'm impressed that you learned so quickly. It only took me a few years.

 

[kejoda]

I learned when I am reading this DIS I should NOT have any kind of drink in my mouth.

That should be the first lesson learned for everyone.


I learned not to turn the puter on if you want to take a nap. Can't seem to leave now.

 

[CourtasanSatine]

I know George is on Ellen(will be watching later)

 

[Bichon Barb]

I learned this too and will never forget it!

I think Oprah would call it an "A-HA!" moment.

 

[lennon2004]

WOW! I'm impressed that you learned so quickly. It only took me a few years.

Well I've actually been lurking around here for months, so I didn't realize it that quickly either.

 

[sweetspicy]

Yes, the Grandma-thong-is-a-bad-idea thing is also worth remembering, DIS class!

 

[Mad4Mickey]

I learned that grandmas shouldn't wear thongs.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?? Thought you were banned bawwhwhahaaa

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

I learned:

1) what a spoonerism is
2) that some men will always be pigs
3) that other people actually do pay attention when I post things that I wish I hadn't
4) that grandmas in thongs are sexy
ok, not really.... but wow.

 

[DISUNC]

• I've learned the intricacies of Girl Scout Cookie Selling!

• Wifes who find Viagra in Husbands briefcases are confused and post here

• Oback o-rama (Whatever his name is) Smokes cigarettes!

• There are WAY TOOOOOOOOO many preganant 13/14 year olds!

• Many Disers are related too mean/nasty/judgmental 'Christian' people.

• ...and American Idol Season 6 started last night!

Thats my Daily Dis 101!


...OH YEAH...and pics of Grannies who wear thongs CAN detrimenally alter your life FOREVER!

 

[Chattyaholic]

I learned a lot about the old "Roseanne" TV show,

and that a person can actually die from drinking too much water!

 

[Lassie Lynne]

Today I added to my lifetime of knowledge (now, I doubt this will ever come up on that Jepardy! quiz, but you NEVER know do you ) thanks to DIS these little tidbits:

1. A lot of 13 year olds are giving away their cookies and getting pregnant. However, Girl Scouts are selling them on E-bay which is a no-no .

2. You can actually get some free hair extensions in the mail Want some? Just check out the Freebie thread on the Budget Board.

3. Obama-rama is smoking in the boys room .

4. Couples actually go into Ladies Lingere Department dressing rooms together......very interesting .

5. There is actually someone else in this world who looks worse in a thong than me.....'nuff said!!