Today on the DIS...

[Robinrs]

Like some others I'm SHOCKED that too much water can kill someone and that it's not good to sell girl scout cookies on eBay... .. whodathunkit????

 

[L107ANGEL]

• I've learned the intricacies of Girl Scout Cookie Selling!

• Wifes who find Viagra in Husbands briefcases are confused and post here

• Oback o-rama (Whatever his name is) Smokes cigarettes!

• There are WAY TOOOOOOOOO many preganant 13/14 year olds!

• Many Disers are related too mean/nasty/judgmental 'Christian' people.

• ...and American Idol Season 6 started last night!

Thats my Daily Dis 101!


...OH YEAH...and pics of Grannies who wear thongs CAN detrimenally alter your life FOREVER!

I can't breathe!~

 

[Dr.Snark]

That Pop Daddy is not only a Cyber Stalker, but likes to spank Tinkerbell too

That some people don't know what TMI means - and open threads anyway and are surprised

And that threads with TMI in the title just have to be peeked at

That I am probably an alcoholic (oh wait - that was yesterday - must be the hangover)

 

[jemiaule]

And that threads with TMI in the title just have to be peeked at

Oh just MAKE me go and have to search now!

 

[Cantw8]

Oh just MAKE me go and have to search now!

good luck with that

 

[Anewman]

Today I learned...

1) Do not hide my "High Potency VITAMINS" in my briefcase.

2) 14 year olds dont need "High Potency VITAMINS".

3) Now that grandmas wear thongs, "High Potency VITAMINS" are not enough.

 

[Dr.Snark]

Oops -forgot one

Men actually believe that women acknowledge the Man Laws.

 

[Evil Genius]

I just learned that I need to get the internet back at work, 'cause it sounds like I missed a heck of a day on the DIS!!

 

[sweetspicy]

I just learned that I need to get the internet back at work, 'cause it sounds like I missed a heck of a day on the DIS!!

If your work doesn't have the Internet so you can DIS, don't work there!!

 

[rie'smom]

The search feature leaves me searching for ways to make it work.

 

[Southern4sure]

I have learned that buying a drink for a thirsty child/group while chaperoning a school field trip that I'm not repecting a parents wish by splurging on the kids.

I have learned that not buying a drink for a thisrty child/group while chaperoing a school frield trip that I'm being neglectful to a childs needs.

I have learned if I buy my thirsty child only a drink while on a school field trip that I'm being inconsiderate.

I love coming to the Dis to discover how imperfect I really am.....

 

[L107ANGEL]

Today I learned...

1) Do not hide my "High Potency VITAMINS" in my briefcase.

2) 14 year olds dont need "High Potency VITAMINS".

3) Now that grandmas wear thongs, "High Potency VITAMINS" are not enough.

 

[Caropooh]

I learned that someone on the DIS found Commando Minnie offensive and complained. So now the Extreme Commando Cheerleaders have no mascot.

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

I learned that someone on the DIS found Commando Minnie offensive and complained. So now the Extreme Commando Cheerleaders have no mascot.

I just learned that no matter what thread or picture is posted, there is someone who will find it offensive.

 

[L107ANGEL]

I learned that someone on the DIS found Commando Minnie offensive and complained. So now the Extreme Commando Cheerleaders have no mascot.

NO WAY!!!!!!

 

[Caropooh]

no Way!!!!!!

Way!!

 

[L107ANGEL]

 

[Cantw8]

I just learned that no matter what thread or picture is posted, there is someone who will find it offensive.

For real???? People post pics that others find offensive Who would do such a thing?

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

For real???? People post pics that others find offensive Who would do such a thing?

 

[dizchick]

I learned that Ellen Pompeo has a much thicker Boston accent in real life than on Grey's Anatomy. I also can't wait to use my newly learned phrase of "stop riding the drama llama" on some well-deserving people that I know.