I couldn't have said it better myself. After seeing the original Tiki Room in DLR, the one in WDW is a total waste of time and an abomination. I will never understand why they would take such a classic attraction that Walt Disney himself adored and turn into such a "joke" at WDW. I will never set food in the Tiki Room at WDW again, unless they change it back to the original.
At DL, it's a whole experience. First, you get your Dole whip, then you sit and relax in the waiting area and enjoy the pre-show with the Tiki Gods, then you go into the Tiki Room, cool down, enjoy the show and come out refreshed. In WDW, the birds don't need a magic trick to make you disappear, you'll run from the theater as fast as you can.