Thursday's wet and wild riddle

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Morning all!!!:cutie: Pm me when ya know the answer!:thumbsup2


Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?:confused3
 
Leading us into a crazy day is

ROADIE!!!:rotfl:
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Good Morning!


Some riddle titles....make you kinda scared to open the riddle.


:rolleyes1 I'm just sayin' ;) :rotfl:
 

All four men were Chuck Norris. If you have to ask how, you don't know Chuck Norris. If Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
 
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You're really an odd little duck, aren't you? ;) :teeth: :lmao:
What???


http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
 
What???


http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

:rotfl2: OMG! those always crack me up!:lmao:
 
ok all! I'm heading to school, I promise I'll be home around noon to post TU's:thumbsup2


Don't let Chuck Norris Kill my riddle while I'm gone!!!
 
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

* Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
 
Ok I am in...
Thanks FM for inviting me back :)

Cathy
 
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

* Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

What about Jack Bauer ?
 

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