Thursday's wet and wild riddle

[trappednabox]

Joe!!

 

[Mnementh]

Okay, after being Chuck Norris kicked in the teeth with a mint, I think I'm finally in.

 

[trappednabox]

Hi Riddlers. Long time no see.

I took a stab at it.


I have a Chuck Norris story, if anybody want to hear it. If not, skip the next few sentences.


My daughter used to love the show "Walker, Texas Ranger". We have no idea why? She even pretended to be him and made her little brother be his side kick, Trevitt or Trevett or whoever he was. Anyway, my daughter wanted to write to Chuck Norris. So, my dad found an address for him through one of the production companies and my dd wrote him a letter in her little 7 yr old handwriting about how much she liked him.

Several weeks later, we get an envelope from California. Inside was a picture of Chuck and he had signed it to my daughter and even wrote a quick note that said something about "thanks for being a fan. always follow your dreams" etc.

She is sooooo embarrassed by this story now that she is 14.

One time my mom was downtown and she litterally ran into Chuch Norris while she was walking


BM Jr!!!

 

[trappednabox]

Okay, so as I understand it, when the clock strikes twelve, Boxy loses all class and in this case has a nooner scheduled with Chuckles. Interesting.

Well I apparently would be to weak to resist

According to Alan, so will Boxy.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Nothing like a huge horse butt to kill a thread...

Actually it's usually your job, right? 200 plus yesterday, 100 plus before noon, and then...

 

[trappednabox]

great Buttmunch(jr) killed another one

 

[sumrmist]

resurrecting this ...

 

[alabamaalan]

One time my mom was downtown and she litterally ran into Chuch Norris while she was walking

According to most of those other claims, that could make him your father!!! Maybe that noon date was only for him to catch up and give you that pony he never got you when you were younger.

I think cantw8 has it with a bow.

 

[trappednabox]

According to most of those other claims, that could make him your father!!! Maybe that noon date was only for him to catch up and give you that pony he never got you when you were younger.

I think cantw8 has it with a bow.

OH MY GOD!! I always knew my "dad" couldn't be my real dad

 

[alabamaalan]

Why, did he eat your pudding without asking?

 

[jw50]

OH MY GOD!! I always knew my "dad" couldn't be my real dad

And maybe he always knew that you couldn't be his real daughter

 

[L107ANGEL]

Why, did he eat your pudding without asking?

 

[hiwaygal]

 

[trappednabox]

CRZ4MM2!!!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

 

[mirthmaiden]

I skipped to the end. Did everybody finally admit that Chuck Norris can kick Jack Bauer's ***?

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I skipped to the end. Did everybody finally admit that Chuck Norris can kick Jack Bauer's ***?

I doubt it. Some of these people are pretty messed up as a rule.

I'm not naming names (Chachi/Bay City Roller/Porn PMing/drunken nurses/AI whackjobs-and that's just like page one or so of this thread).

 

[imsorry]

 

[mirthmaiden]

If you even dream it, you'd better wake up and apologize to Chuck.