Thursday's Thilly Riddle

[horsegirl]

Sorry but that one isn't any where near as funny as the others. Got any more?

 

[hiwaygal]

why - have you killed today ?

give me time, I'm working on it!

Sorry but that one isn't any where near as funny as the others. Got any more?

Here's one for you Kiki:


Spike Milligan:
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

 

[MadScouser]

"And for those of you who watched the last programme (Fanny and Johnny Craddock), I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's"

David Coleman at the start of Match of The Day

 

[MadScouser]

"Azinger is wearing an all black outfit: black jumper, blue trousers, white shoes and a pink 'tea-cosy' hat"
Renton Laidlaw

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

give me time, I'm working on it!



Here's one for you Kiki:


Spike Milligan:
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

Now that one had me cracking up

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

"And for those of you who watched the last programme (Fanny and Johnny Craddock), I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's"

David Coleman at the start of Match of The Day

Have to wonder what kind of doughnuts

 

[MadScouser]

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
David Coleman


"And this game [is] coming nicely to a climax... like a well- cooked Welsh rabbit."
COMMENTATOR, Radio 4

 

[MadScouser]

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it : you can see it all over their faces"
Ron Atkinson

 

[Cantw8]

there seems to be alot of horsing around going on here today

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

"Azinger is wearing an all black outfit: black jumper, blue trousers, white shoes and a pink 'tea-cosy' hat"
Renton Laidlaw

Abviously taste was missing from Azinger and Laidlaw must be looney or color blind

 

[hiwaygal]

Hiya Cantw8!!!

yep...horsey gets promoted to riddle goddess and the whole world goes to heck in a haybasket!

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
David Coleman


"And this game [is] coming nicely to a climax... like a well- cooked Welsh rabbit."
COMMENTATOR, Radio 4

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it : you can see it all over their faces"
Ron Atkinson

I choked laughing at that one

 

[brightspark]

And it's so true. Pooooooor Sparky.

Very nice of you but why?

Scouser. I sure am NOT sending my pixie to you....Sparky will set me on fire.

FIRE!!!!!!

I can just hear you with your British accent comentating on this like some sporting match like golf. In a hushed and ever so proper tone. Only you are watching woohooties!

It's true this is what he does...

And I was worried about that little pixie or two I sent you?

Where is your wife this day? I think you need help channeling all your em, er, "creativity".

Maybe she went to Cuba.

Cuba???
Nice to know that you missed me

The tardy Sparky

So sad...

I think your dh needs you, dear.

Well yes, we all know this... but what can you do really...

 

[MadScouser]

Well yes, we all know this... but what can you do really...

Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it in-for-me

 

[MadScouser]

Time for me to leave work

And as one shepherd said to the other shepherd, 'Let's get the flock out of here'

 

[horsegirl]

there seems to be alot of horsing around going on here today

Tooooty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hay there! Thanks, I needed that!

I have missed you! I am going to find the perfect pixie for ya.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I have missed you! I am going to find the perfect pixie for ya.

I'd suggest dumpster diving.

 

[L107ANGEL]

I'd suggest dumpster diving.

 

[horsegirl]

Thank you Angel. Yeah, Duck what angel did.

here Tooty. A lovely proboscis monkey for you.