Those of you who know me...

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

...will not be surprised at my infatuation at the La Manga Resort in Spain. And I think I've spotted a humdinger! It's a 2 bed property in the heart of the complex with heating, air con, a shared garden, shared swimming pool, kitted modern kitchen, modern bathroom... for €95,000.

There HAS to be something wrong with it?!