Originally posted by AZ JazzyJ
Who me? [He asks looking around to see if she is talking to someone else] I just wanted to thank you for clearing up the whole Fee - Fi - Foe thing. "Fee" huh? so kind of like feet? I gotta admit, this whole DW, DH, FI, DS, DD thing makes me feel like I am on a bad Wheel of Fortune episode. Can I buy another vowel next time so I don't get confused?
That first question I quoted above, was it really your intention to ask me if that was funny or is this like Jeopardy where all of your answers are in the form of questions? If it really was a question, I don't think I am qualified to define what is funny. To me, pretty much everything is funny. You think I should be a comedian, really? I always wanted to be an astronaut. Well that or a fireman. Please don't get the wrong impression, time is never free. There is always a cost associated with it. Personally I am more of a Supply-Side time economist meaning that I think if you give people more time then it will help stimulate the economy thereby reducing time inflation and keeping time interest rates down. You think my comments are cute? Well that just made my comments blush. I think maybe a couple of my comments think your comments are pretty special too. Maybe we can get our comments together not that I condone arranged comment marriages or anything like that.
I'm intimidated? Is this another one of those Jeopardy answers or was this a question? I was not sure what you meant there then I started looking at the word. If you break it down into parts it makes more sense. So if you use dashes for readability you get In-Tim-I-Dated. So my question to you is, is this like "In God We Trust"? If so, I am not sure whether we can get the Treasury Department to change the text on money but I am willing to back you up if you want to propose it.
Oh, and thanks for the prayers on my behalf. Can you ask God if he can give me a Corvette or at least an industrial strength Cotton Candy machine? I don't think he is listening to me. I would have asked for world peace but I'm not trying to be Miss America so I thought that sounded fake.
Jeff