Things you really don't need to see

What DD didn't need to see today:

Two cockatiels at the pet store. One was riding on the other's back.

"Awwww how cute, DD, come look! They're playing. Wait! No! Go back, don't come over here!!!"

She came anyway. :upsidedow
 

I take DD to swim classes on Saturday mornings...there are many middle aged to mature men who swim laps on Saturday mornings for exercise...because they NEED to....they all wear bikinis:scared1:
 
What DD didn't need to see today:

Two cockatiels at the pet store. One was riding on the other's back.

"Awwww how cute, DD, come look! They're playing. Wait! No! Go back, don't come over here!!!"

I saw that at the zoo once. With gorillas. Right by the glass. :scared1: I was laughing so hard -- the female was picking carrots out of the hay at the same time. Go figure. :rotfl2:

Still didn't need to see it, though!
 
Men in Speedos (or a thong):scared:

People with toe fungus wearing sandals.
 
I saw that at the zoo once. With gorillas. Right by the glass. :scared1: I was laughing so hard -- the female was picking carrots out of the hay at the same time. Go figure. :rotfl2:

Still didn't need to see it, though!


Yeah, one of my most scarring moments occurred at the Cincinnati Zoo......it involved 2 elephants, 1 trunk and an orifice......:scared1: :eek: :eek:


I never think of Ohio without this vision crossing my mind....:confused3 :lmao:
 
Yeah, one of my most scarring moments occurred at the Cincinnati Zoo......it involved 2 elephants, 1 trunk and an orifice......:scared1: :eek: :eek:


I never think of Ohio without this vision crossing my mind....:confused3 :lmao:


Aw, man! The poor state of Ohio! :rotfl2:
 
Placenta. Ever.

ita!!!! when i worked in housekeeping in a hospital one of my jobs was to bag them up and plop them in the freezer until the rep. from the contracted haircare company came along to retrieve them (to this day i look at the ingredients on hair care products realy closely:scared: ).

i don't need to see anymore of the ladies on the disney cruises who could best be described as 'fluffy plus plus' in their thongs and see through blouses:scared1:
 
For the people who say Men is Speedos, My wife would respond: J. C. Van Dam.

I would respond: Me:thumbsup2 :cool1: :banana: :woohoo: pirate:
 
Men in thongs.:sad2:

emaciated grannies in thongs.
Hairy warts
infected toenails
boogers
trolls on platters
any picture of The Hoff (although especially ones of him posing with furry animals)
camel toes

ohhh...wait...those are all pictures on the DIS
Never Mind

Bring 'em on!:cool1:
 


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