1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like....night.
3. On the other hand....you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of memory loss.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK . . . so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane! !
16. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. What happens if you get scared half to death ........ twice?
19. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
20. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened?
21. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
22. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
23. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of
jalapeños. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
2. A day without sunshine is like....night.
3. On the other hand....you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of memory loss.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK . . . so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane! !
16. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. What happens if you get scared half to death ........ twice?
19. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
20. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened?
21. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
22. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
23. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of
jalapeños. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
