Things That Only Happen In The Movies!!!

[Lovely2CU]

I haven't read all the replies yet, but here's a few more!

When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to learn to speak German. Simply speaking English with a German accent will do. Similarly, when they are alone, all German soldiers prefer to speak English to each other.

You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

 

[browneyes106]

-A dying person's last words will always be coherent and significant.
-If a person good person dies with his eyes open, a friend will close them, and they will remain closed. If a villain dies with his eyes open, no one will close them, and the camera will linger on his face. (Family Guy ignored this in an episode)

 

[marthachick]

If someone drives a car fast on a curvy dirt road, the tires will squeal.

 

[Schminston-Mo]

The same ER doctor will deliver babies, do open heart surgery, and mend a crushed femur bone. No one ever goes to another section of the hospital or to a specialist.

A mom bringing in the groceries will only have 2 paper bags (with the aforementioned french loaf) even if she has a family of 6, unless she is single and struggling with the bags out of the car and the attractive single neighbor rushes over to grab a bag.

All high school teen groups have one African American friend. The rich kids are always jerks and the wrong side of the track kids are always virtuous.

 

[MonkeyDishwasher]

You know you've hooked up with a jerk if you can kiss him on the first try. If you're always interrupted when going in for a kiss with someone, you know he's The One. Most likely, your first kiss with your perfect man will be at a dance during a slow song, or outside in the rain.

 

[agnes!]

JR...
never had to look for street-parking,
never had to dig change out of his wallet
AND
was always able to find a primo parking spot right smack-dab in front of his office-building.

agnes!

 

[DMass]

The bad guy, who has a gun pointed at the hero, then does a monologue on how the hero screwed up through the movie which gives the hero time to figure out how to disarm him. This happens on the roof where the bad guys always run to.

 

[MushyMushy]

There's always a possibility that the dead were only faking it or in such a deep coma that they only seemed dead at the time.

 

[stevenpensacola]

happened to see the chase scene in the new "Gone in 60 Seconds"...

IF the star of the movie is being chased by several cars, and all the cars in pursuit get caught up in a big traffic tie-up...which would take several minutes to get untangled...they somehow manage to get right back on the bumper of the car they're chasing within seconds...even though they are downtown with dozens of different side/cross streets the star could have turned down...this will happen several times.

Bonus Tip: If you're being pursued NEVER NEVER NEVER drive down a back alley...because there will ALWAYS be a garbage truck in the alley which is going to block your path.

and if you're in L.A. and you're being chased...you will end up being chased down the giant concrete storm drain/river thing...and the chase will end somewhere near the waterfront....hint: if you're the chasers, just drive to the waterfront warehouse and wait...you're guy will eventually get there.