Things that make you go "huh?"

[HauntedMansionGeek]

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?


What is the speed of dark?

 

[Indyman]

Why is phonetic not spelled phonetically?

 

[Silky]

Are gays always "gay"????

 

[katerkat]

Does steel wool shrink when it's wet?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

 

[HauntedMansionGeek]

Does fuzzy logic tickle?









That would be Star Trek's Spock, in need of a shave, coochy coochy coo-ing a baby.

 

[Silky]

Are BLACK SHEEP inherently "bad"????

 

[HauntedMansionGeek]

When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?


When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? LOL

 

[oddball27]

You know the indestructable little black box on airplanes, why don't they just make the whole plane out of the same material??

Why is a boxing ring square??

Why are pizza boxes round??

 

[Banzai]

Who's idea was it to call it a television set?

If nothing sticks to teflon, how does teflon stick to the pot?

 

[Disney845]

Originally posted by oddball27


Why are pizza boxes round??

Where are you buying your pizza from???

All my boxes are square.

 

[Needs Motivation]

Why isn't common sense common?

 

[Lars624]

Why does my dog hate it when I blow in his face, yet he'll stick his head out the car window at 55 mph?????

 

[teh fish]

why do they call them buildings when they're done building them?

 

[DISshopkeeper]

How come on some clock radios the PM has the little light next to it and some have the little light next to AM? Can we standardize this PLEASE!!

 

[goofygirl]

Why do "inflammable" and "flammable" mean the same thing?

Why are unshelled nuts called "shelled"?

Why does the gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed? He's going to look "there" anyway.

 

[isyne4u]

Why do we call what a doctor does practice?