As we leave CP, we see everyone is heading towards Tomorrowland. Well I’ve decided to not go that way

eek:, we’ve become THEM) because I have a revised touring schedule than everyone’s lover suggests.
So we take a left and head on into Adventureland! Which is completely empty and we have it all practically to ourselves. We decide to take the scenic route through The Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse.
Here’s Yani doing her thang on the runway, Supermodel:
We actually decide to freak DC, Collette and Monica out because the first bridge is a wobbly bridge so Yani and I start making it move and I hear Collette gasp and yell “Zorylee!!!”

She never calls me Zorylee, it’s always just Li (said like Lee), so you know she was pissed.

Still hilarious! Anyhoo we quickly walked through and headed onwards because Yani had a date with her lover

. We score some FPs for Jungle Cruise and backtrack it to meet Yani’s lover and whaddya know! 10 min. wait!
It was probably less than a 10 min. wait because we walked all the way through the line queue and boarded our boat. Wooohooo!!
Ok so I didn’t know you weren’t allowed to take pics on this ride because, well I read UtahMama’s TR and she had pics, so I wanted to take pics too!

(Donning flame suit)
So here’s Yani who’s as happy as a clam to be here finally:
And this is just so totally cool and loved it:
I won’t bore or spoil the ride with more pics though. We finally got to see Yani’s Lover Capt. Jack Sparrow

and they did a freakishly good job getting his likeness down. We’re dumped into the POTC gift shop and Yani goes on a mini shopping spree.

She was in POTC heaven

and I had to control her and remind her not to spend too much money. While in the gift shop DC got arrested:
And Collette got in a swordfight:
I lost DC….again.

While Yani was paying for her plethora of POTC paraphernalia (wow that was a lot of P words…), DC comes up to me and shows me a necklace. I told her it was really cute, but she said she wasn’t sure if she should get that one or another one she saw, so she dragged me over to the necklace stand thingy and showed me the choices and I helped her pick out a necklace. Then I grabbed myself a POTC wallet and we paid and had them send all our stuff to the resort. (I love staying onsite!)
Yani was eyeing more POTC stuff, so I told her “No more”

and dragged her out of the store before she made her credit card people and Disney happier. As we we exit we see a huge line for Aladdin, so we nix that ride and the Tiki Room didn’t appear to be open yet, and our FPs for Jungle Cruise weren’t ready yet. We look around and see a huge group of people at the entrance to POTC and who do I spot? Well whaddya know! It’s Yani’s Lover in the flesh! I grab Yani and point to her and she lets out a little squeek and makes her way over to the Pirate tutorial that has begun. Then I spot Peter Pan and Wendy! So I grab DC and we head to the line (which is short) to get some pics and autographs.
Let me tell you, Wendy and Peter were so “on” as they intereacted with all the little kids and even us. DC was wearing a shirt that said “Neverland” so when they saw her shirt they started asking her where she got it. It was the best thing ever! Unfortunately DC did not know what to say to them so I basically answered all their questions on where she got the shirt and played along with them. It was quite fun. Here we are with Peter and Wendy:
While we were waiting in line for Peter & Wendy, Capt. Hook and Smee appeared across from us. So of course I dragged DC over to their line (which was also short). The CM wrangler for Hook & Smee was kinda weird in the she’s probably working for Disney too long, but she’s cool way. She reminded me of Luna Lovegood from the Harry Potter books. When she saw DC’s shirt she gasped and said “Oh no. Hook is going to be mad.” DC just looked at her oddly and the CM points to her shirt and says whispering, “He doesn’t like Tink. He’s very mad with her.” And shakes her head at the shirt. I laughed and DC started to look scared. Then some kids get in line behind us and are talking about Peter that they just finished meeting. So the CM says to them, “Shhhh Don’t let Hook know where Peter is because he’s been looking for him.” The poor kid looked like he got scolded and the CM just kinda looked off into nothingness (like Luna Lovegood) and stayed quiet. Hook went on a “break”, but Smee was still around. As we got closer Hook returned. Wooohooo!!

The little boy in front of us went up to get his pics and autographs but he had a sword. So Hook points to his sword and takes the little boy out to an open area and begins to have a sword fight with him. It was so cool that I took a pic (the mom didn’t, but I sure did

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DC was next and Oh Lordy did she get in trouble with Hook……
Schmoozin' and Cruisin'