I like vanity plates, but I am cheap. I will settle for the plate that the DMV gives me, for a fee of course. There are vanity plates that I like. I saw a plate on a VW Beetle that said, "Buglet". It was cute. I saw a vanity plate last week however that can only be classified as a VANITY PLATE. It said EMT RN. Now to make full use of this plate, one would need to be cruising the highways and back roads for that rare opportunity to come across an accident and "render assistance". I drive a lot. I have only encountered one accident where I had to stop. I was on the scene when a tractor trailer his a VW Bug. As I was getting out of my car, another trucker stopped his rig, ran to the accident scene and said, "I am an EMT, I can help". The woman was fully mobile. It was a low velocity accident but Mr. EMT proceeded to render assistance, shouting to everyone to "PROTECT THE C-SPINE" and he laid her down outside the car. I suggested that protecting the C-spine was a great idea, however since the car was on fire and leaking gasoline, moving the victim 50 ft back would be a better idea. I didn't tell him that I was a nurse , etc. etc. I would prefer to stand by, call the cops, make sure no harm is done and disappear in the crowd. Are there vanity plates that just urk you?